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Ben Stiller Oscars

Ben Stiller Oscars

One of two laugh out loud Oscars moments last night had comedian Ben Stiller, 40, present the award for Best Achievement in Visual Effects.  More pictures and the video after the jump.  It’s hilarious!  Here’s the transcript I typed up –

Tonight, I am presenting the award for excellence in visual effects.  Or should I say, thanks to the miracle of green screen technology, my disembodied head is.  Those of you in the audience, take a look at the monitors next to the stage and you’ll see what over a billion viewers worldwide are ogling at right now.  Freaky, isn’t it?  You might even say that since the early days of cinema, visual effects have come full [Turns around] circle.  This is blowing Spielberg’s mind. [Spielberg shakes head no and mouths "No it's not"]  In a moment, even my head will disappear and for the first time in Oscar history, an Academy Award will be presented… by no one.  [Puts green mask over head] Don’t worry, I’m still here.  [Moves to the left] Or am I here?  And the nominees are… [Makes envelope 'fly' around] Envelope, by the power of movie magic, open yourself.  And the Oscar goes to… King Kong.

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8 Comments

# 1
Anonymous @ 03/06/2006 at 9:37 pm

He wasn’t funny in the least.

# 2
Mateo de Acosta @ 03/06/2006 at 9:53 pm

I thought this was funny. enough. The will ferrell Make thing with carrel was good too.

# 3

Stiller is never funny.Ever.

# 4

Ah come on! He was great! Takes guts to do something like that on Oscar night. Spielberg’s a party pooper "No it’s not" oh boo hoo… :P

# 5

Ben Stiller is patently unfunny. This skit was just a waste of airtime; the camera shot to Spielberg who said he was NOT blown away. Stiller’s connections ensure him on-screen time, but he is NOT FUNNY

# 6
oregonriverchic @ 03/07/2006 at 3:17 pm

That was so Zoolander-esque … LOVED IT! I agree that sometimes he is pretty un-funny, but anything that involves him dressing up in green spandex is bound to be hilarious.

# 7
pablo luzall @ 03/08/2006 at 4:44 pm

i think the really funny part is that Spielberg shook his head and mouthed no – i mean…how old is he?? – the fact he took this seriously is REALLY sad – and absolutely hilarious – what a stiff….

# 8

Ben u r always awesome. Keep doing funny, but good movie.
hope charity in support of Save The Children going good

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