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Celebrity Mini Mes

Celebrity Mini Mes

These celebrity baby portraits are spot on and unbelievably hilarious. Can you identify all of them?  Some of them are dead giveaways but some are a little harder to guess.  I’ll post the answers later if you can’t get them all.

HINT :: They’re all hip-hop/rock/pop stars.

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  • bla bla

    Disgusting. Kids should not look like this. What is happening to our world?

  • Nancy

    HAHA. I see a Kanye West (white outfit), Gwen Stefani, Diddy and Lil John… ooh and Beyonce and Jay-Z?? Not sure about the two other girls though.

  • too cute

    Beyonce & JayZ, Kanye West, Missy Elliot, Gwen Stefani, P-Diddy, Kelis (I cheated on that one- saw the answer somewhere else), and Lil’ John.

  • ggggggg

    hahaha. i love these. all of the kids look so cute!!!! especially the kelis one. cute!!!!!!!

  • allheart

    kimora lee and russell simons

  • Cicely

    Anyone that’s upset with these photos – need to lighten up! These are kids and they are adorable. The other two girls have to be Kelis & Missy!

  • Tina

    I saw these @ yesterday. I love them.

  • easy living

    I think the little girl in the pink and the little girl in the hat are sooo adorable.

  • easy living

    I think the little girl in the pink looks more like kelly rowland than kelis…

  • Candice

    Isn’t that Missy Elliot in the grey?

  • Betsy

    I say going clockwise:1. Kelis 2. Gwen Stefani 3. Lil John 4. Jay-Z and Beyonce 5. Missy Elliot? and the two below, Puffy and his one-time protege Loon? I dunno but they are too cute!

  • BenitoDelicias

    the girl in pink is more kelly rowland than kelis to me…..they’re really cool pictures…

  • high strung

    I don’t like the Bratz dolls and I don’t like little girls with tons of make up on dressed up to look like sexy women. Just my opinion so don’t jump all over my shit please.

  • Torn

    The little girl in purple is in a very suggestive pose. I think this is disturbing. really. I do. Call me a prude. Am I am not. I am one of the most liberal minded people but this borders on the disturbing for me. Do I want my little girl vamping it up for the camera with purple polish on her toes and nails in a short miniskirt. There are some sickos who thrive on pixx like these. Sorry. I think it sucks.

  • disgusted

    Am I the only one that feels somewhat uncomfortable by some of the little girls’ pics?? I wouldn’t let my daughter take a pic like that knowing the animals that are probably salivating lookin at these pics. Sorry. its a real thin line they are skirting here (between taste and distaste) All these kids look like they have their hair dyed. As a matter of fact, I think is disgusting to use kids in this manner, And it’s not CUTE !!!There are Too Many Freaks and Weirdos who get off on this kind of stuff… That is an element that doesn’t need anymore catering to at all.NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY someone was willing to pay me for it , i would never let any kid do this junk !!!!!I guess alot of these parents or so-called parents become retarded in trying to chase FAME and FORTUNE through their children.I’m sorry to kill the moment for anyone BUT I really take exception to exploiting kids in this manner.

  • Sme

    I think the one in purple is Tyra, but that doesn’t fit the theme…. to disgusted, are these any different than those pics of kids getting married? I normally have a pretty thin skin with stuff like this, but this is cute, none of them look suggestive and it isn’t just kids looking like they styled them to look like ‘perfect’ women (or men) or anything. I could even go so far as to say this is sort of artistic.

  • Bob

    I don’t know what the point exactly was of these pictures. But I think it works as a razorsharp pop-cultural satire. Because it clearly shows that today’s biggest music stars are hardly more than their image in general and their cloths / makeup in particular. They’re just products.

  • ummm

    It’s not our fault you’re seeing these pics in a sexual way. Didn’t you ever dress up as your favorite pop/rock star when you were younger? The little girl in purple looks like she’s in more of a Spider Man pose than a suggestive pose, but whatever. People will see what they want…sickos.

  • CD

    Children are not dolls, you sick, sick f***s.

  • alana

    the girl in the pink is lauryn hill

  • Princess

    Sick? anyone who thinks sick by looking at these is ‘sick’. They are cute, its what kids do, they imitate and they love it !! Were you never a kid yourself?

  • d.c.

    No photographer or model studio should not do this to children.. Adults are bad enough..

  • Kay

    I’d say it’s Vanessa Williams and her man

  • Alicia

    Kelly Rowlands, Gwen Stefani, Lil Jon, Beyonce and Jay-Z, and lastly Missy Elliot

  • Alicia

    the remaining 2 boys are kanye and the other is either notorious BIG or diddy

  • chika

    I just have to comment on Bob’s comment. It’s so true that stars are only as good as the products they can afford to buy. What else sets them apart from you or me?

  • nancy

    i think these are hilarious! and cute! the girl who is gwen stefani is really prettyas for their looks, these pictures shouldn’t be taken that seriously. im sure these pics were just out of fun

  • Frenchie

    So good!From top left=>-Kelly Rowland-Gwen Stefani-Lil’John-Jay Z & Beyonce-Missy ElliottAm I right???????????

  • Patricia

    Lauryn Hill, Gwen stefani, Lil John, Beyonce & Jay Z, Lisa "Left eye" Lopez(TLC)…..The Other two on the Bottom are Kenya west & Diddy

  • meli

    well the first two are obviously jay-z and beyonce, the second is kanye west, the third is missy elliott, the fourth is gwen steffani, the nest sean puffy combs or p-diddy whatever you prefer, in purple is lil kim, and last but not least little john. these are really easy. and i dont think they are gross at all. these kids are cute, and atleast they are doing this instead of drugs and street violence. i give a 100 to these kids for effort.!!!!1

  • i agree with umm

    I agree that these pics are a little off. And for all you ignorants who think they are "cute" have another think about it… All the stars they are portraying here do strike sexy poses and to imitate them the kids ARE trying sexy looks…. other kids & parents look at these photo’s and go awww how cute, it is so ok to dress my kids up like mini adults striking sexy poses when they are only 5, they’ll look just like those cute mini celebs, awww… and then it all starts from there, soon we have little Jonbenet Ramsey’s paraded in full make-up & mini dresses/skirts practising sexy pouts & looks, teaching toddlers to act sexy & cute for the amusement of adults whether the amusement is sexual or not is weird and it can lead places you just dont want it to go… that’s the whole point of peoples objections. I think all rock stars suck for their sexy images they portray to impressionable young kids out there… makes kids try & imitate that image without even being mature enough to handle that image, its all yuk… no wonder there are so many peadophiles out there – society has forced children out there to try and be sexual, so of course retarded peodophiles will get confused & believe the hype…

  • Mellie

    1) Beyounce and Jay-z,2)Diddy,3)Indie Arie,4)Gwen,5)Mase,6)Lauren Hill&7) Lil Jon..are my guesses.. so cute!

  • Ash

    Holy Sh*t! You people need to chill. These pictures are just that pictures. None of them are sexually provacative. And your worried about weirdos getting off on these pictures, f*ck wierdos can get off on pictures of shoes for god sakes. Just take them for what they are entertainment.

  • Valeri

    "Not our fault your’re seeing these pictures in a sexual way"???????Are you a pedophile? Why would you dress up a little girl in this way? Children learn from what they are exposed to. So these little girls just got quite a lesson in what gets attention didn’t they? It could have been done in a way that was funny. This is tasteless and borderline disturbing.

  • Ash is ignorant

    #33 Ash – you just dont get it… Being so relaxed about it is irresponsible. but there’s no point in telling you this cause you’ll never get it and so you & people like you will just continue to perpetuate the problems and continue to encourage peaodophiles… just cause you dont see it that way, doesn’t mean thousands out there dont.

  • Nicole

    I find this a little unsettling, but that’s just me. They are children and they should be outside wearing jeans and a t-shirt playing and getting their knees skinned on the pavement – not wearing miniskirts and makeup.

  • CD

    Those children didn’t do that to themselves. That’s the point. An adult did it for adult enjoyment and it’s depraved. This isn’t the same as kids dressing up like Pilgrims and Native Americans for their Thanksgiving Day pageant at school. If you can’t see the qualitative difference, your moral development is stunted. Again, they’re children, not dolls.

  • anon

    ooohhhh, how cute — dress up the little muppets as pimps and whores. sooooo cute.

  • cool

    The Gwen one is cute, but they all look creepy.

  • l.h.

    I think what sets it apart from both regular child’s play, and from pedophilia is the artistic element — these children aren’t being posed by unscrupulous parents or menacing adults; they’re being posed by photographers, to convey a specific message through image. The children aren’t imitating their idols; I doubt most of them even know who Lil Jon, Kanye, and the like are. I really doubt it’s being done for "adult enjoyment" in the sense of smuttiness; I think it’s a statement on image and the underlying emotional immaturity of these stars. It’s art people, and it’s representation through film. And having someone look at your photograph and getting differents sorts of reactions from it, no matter how sexual, does not harm you directly. That’s right up there with the idea that cameras "steal your soul."

  • Me

    Ya’ll overreact just calm the fuck down. They are just pictures. Don’t doesn’t seem like Kelis to me, I don’t see any Kelis tendencies…

  • Jen

    Kelly Rowland, Kanye West, Lil John, Gwen Stefani, Diddy and Ciara…..what did I win? I really think it is Ciara not Missy Elliott

  • Valeri

    Anyone who thinks these pictures are "fine" or just "art" should NEVER have children. You don’t understand the power adults have. No one has the right to make a child provocative. These pictures were for the enjoyment and profit of the photographer, NOT the kids.

  • estelle

    Excuse me. I think the pics are just fine and I’m a damn good parent. they’re are no provocative poses and it was meant to be cute and funny.

  • annon

    kids are models too.. its just a modeling shoot. kids dont usually get into modelling on their own, parents help/push them into it.. that being said, this is harmless

  • Sharmela

    Lol… I think there cute…But the celebs areBeyonce and Jay-zKelisMissyDiddyGwenKayneLil John

  • apple

    The little girl in the pinkish purple dress sort of remind me of Zahara Jolie-Pitt

  • drewbie

    the one in the hat is janet jackson.

  • Torn

    #18 and #21 and all of those who dare says if we see these pixx as sexual then we are the sickos sexualizing them: for your information i am a 30 year old woman who was sexualized as a child. i was molested and both my molestors saw me as a "woman/child" . they got off on the fact that i was an extremely pretty girl and this turned them on. i wan no older than 9.I do not sexualize kids. you ass holes. as a matter of fact, i am the one who always votes in any election to put the psychos where they belong. I am just saying images of children assuming adult poses, dress, adult mannerisms (that pic of jay-z and beyonece looks like they are a couple) i am saying images like these perpetuate an image kids don’t need the burden of assuming.we could have this same satire if we chose adults to mimic these stars. we are talking about stars who are all very sexual in their image – why have kids mimic that? i know you get temporary enjoyment looking at the pictures – but is the enjoyment worth it? maybe you are the sicko for not seeing anything wrong with a little girl in her pink miniskirt, lipstick and nail polish. what is the ultimate point? what do we gain from that?

  • Torn

    #40 I..H: What kinf of directions you think the photographer gave these kids? If you say it is a safe envirnonment for them. To get the kids to appear as sexy as kelis and Beyonce – what do you think the photographer says to them? And how manipulative do you think it has to be to get kids to pose like this? Pretend you want candy? Pretend you’re playing with your friends? Is that what the photographer says to them?Also, why have artistic expression at this expense of a child? Isn’t that what kid’s films are for? Aren’t there ways to have artistic expression on a child’s terms ? Meaning in a childlike way that does not require assuming an adult role artistically?