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Borat Wearing Thong!!!!

Borat Wearing Thong!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Yekshimash!!!!!!!!! Borat unleashed his goodies in a fetching thong earlier today at The Cannes Film Festival. Yes, he copied the dude in the inset but I still managed to laugh my head off anyway. Borat is a Kazakhstani TV talking head played by Sacha Baron Cohen in HBO series Da Ali G Show. Borat was in town to promote his forthcoming self-titled film opening this fall on November 3rd.  (Borat Synopsis ::  Borat is dispatched to the United States to report on the greatest country in the world. With a documentary crew in tow, Borat becomes more interested in locating and marrying Pamela Anderson.) Read all the details about the film in the article after the jump.  More NSFW pictures in the gallery!

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Borat sat on unsuspecting victims who were tanning on the beach.

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Last night at Cannes, 20th Century FOX presented a stealth screening of the funniest, lewdest, coarsest and potentially most gigantic hit of the year.

The title is “Borat,” and if this 88-minute comedy manages to get an R-rating, the world as we know it may never be the same.

The e-mailed invite read:

Kazakhstan Ministry of Information

Present You Invite to special screening of:

BORAT

CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA

FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION

OF KAZAKHSTAN

Borat, of course, is the invention of comedian Sascha Baron Cohen, aka hip-hop interviewer "Ali G."

Perhaps you’ve seen "Da Ali G Show” on HBO? The producers of this film, who traveled the United States to hoodwink real people into being on camera with Cohen, are hoping you have not seen the show. In fact, they specifically chose areas where HBO viewership is lowest to pull off a series of mind-boggling stunts.

The film falls somewhere between "Candid Camera" and "Jackass" as Borat, Cohen’s gray-suited, mustachioed television interviewer from Kazakhstan, meets, insults, annoys and disgusts anyone with whom he comes in contact.

Cohen never breaks character from Borat, counting on the sympathy and gullibility of people Borat meets to offer him leeway — at least initially — because he has a funny accent.

Because of that, Borat is disarming when he encounters innocents: He kisses every man on both cheeks, sometimes on the lips.

He genially convinces a well-dressed Midwestern woman to show him how to perform bathroom ablutions — and then invites a large-breasted prostitute to dinner at the woman’s home.

There is endless sex talk, something like a parody of Roberto Benigni’s Oscar proclamation, “I want to make love to all of you!”

The plot, such as it is, involves Borat and his sidekick Azamat (a surreal performance by little-known character actor Ken Davitian) traveling to New York and then across the United States, filming all their adventures.

The Russian satellite country of Kazakhstan (Romania was used as a stand in), already unhappy with Cohen because of the “Da Ali G Show,” is so thoroughly and hilariously trashed in this movie that even shuttle diplomacy may not undo the international damage.

Borat, for example, travels with live chickens in his suitcase, and routinely refers to the "town rapist" while his shrew of a wife threatens to kill him if he doesn’t come home.

But there are also some sequences that will defy censors, including one extended bit in which Borat and Azamat (sounds like HAZMAT), his sidekick — a thick eyebrowed sort of Sancho Panza with breasts larger than Pamela Anderson’s — wrestle nude in their hotel room.

The wildly explicit, freaky mayhem spills out in the hotel elevator and then down onto the stage of a conference of insurance underwriters.

The spectacle of Borat — a tall, lanky man, locked in hairy embrace with Azamat in front of several hundred straight-laced businessmen in blue blazers — may present to the MPAA its most confounding challenge ever about to rate a film for public consumption. The scenes are more disturbing than the end of "Hannibal."

Anderson, by the way, becomes the Holy Grail of “Borat,” and it’s hard to say whether she is in on the joke or not. I suspect she is not, as Borat’s journey across America to meet her is a sly and disturbing take on celebrity stalking that should only make personal bodyguards become more popular.

Armed with a picture book about "Baywatch," Borat is determined to meet the object of his fantasies.

When he does, all hell breaks loose as he literally throws a burlap sack over Anderson’s head and carries her away from a book signing.

Who knows what she thought was going on? You hope she was clued in, but it’s more than likely she wasn’t.

Also shown in embarrassing cameos typical of "Da Ali G Show" are former Congressman Bob Barr and Congressman Alan Keyes, who no doubt will be none too pleased to see themselves as comic punching bags.

But that’s what makes what Cohen and his chief collaborator, director Larry Charles, utterly brilliant.

Charles is a longtime associate of both Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, and Cohen has become a close personal friend of Seinfeld in the last few years. In tone and temperament, “Borat” is the bastard child of “Seinfeld” and “Curb Your Enthusiasm."

David certainly approves of the comparison. Charles told me last night that when they screened "Borat" for David in Los Angeles, he stood up half way through and began screaming for them to stop the show. It was too funny.

“Borat” may present some real problems in the long run, however. Because it places Cohen and Davitian among countless numbers of non-actors, some of the people who turn up in the film may not be too pleased.

This isn’t actually "Candid Camera" or even "Punk’d." The production company routinely secured releases from participants on the pretense that they were filming for Kazakhstan TV.

Cohen and Davitian were presented as their characters, and they never broke from that, not even when shooting ended.

“This was a movie that involved a lot of running,” Charles told me. The police were called on at least 50 occasions by upset victims of the production company’s pranks.

The nude wrestling in the insurance adjusters’ meeting sparked a near riot in that conference room, with observers racing to pull the two men off of each other (a truly unsavory prospect).

I don’t want to give too much more away, but between this little gem and the August release of “Little Miss Sunshine,” FOX (and Fox Searchlight) have become the unlikely home of cutting-edge comedy.

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# 1
angelina mmm @ 05/24/2006 at 4:15 pm

that guy CRACKS me up

# 2

omg… jj this is funny…lol…tears rolling on my eyes while lmao… i don’t have hbo but i might subscribe into having one coz of this…man…now i can’t go back to work seeing his glory/hairy butt…he! he!

# 3

O M G, this guy is disgustingly funny. He’s so ridiculous. He is SO weird! And I can’t believe those beach babes actually went up against him with their bodies. I’d keep an inch or two away! Is this the same guy who played a muslim/arabic/middle eastern weird rapper for madonna? He is so gross! Freaky, man!

# 4

My eyes!!!:D You gotta give it to him – coming up with sh** like this,lol. His show is awesome, especially the british eps were great.

# 5

It’s funny how his whole body is hairy but his back. Why only shave thata area? I pitty that poor guy on whom Borat was dumping himself.

# 7
louveciennes @ 05/24/2006 at 6:05 pm

SWEET JESUS MY EYES

# 8

Yekshimash = Jak sie masz = How are youi wonder why is he using polish instead of kazakhstani phrases?

# 9

Oh my gosh!!!! 0.0 OtHat is hilarious when he’s trying to land on the guy..lmao!!!

I am laughing my ass of.Thi is ******* too funny!Landing on a guy picture is classic!God hes great.And i know this is strange but i like him,i really like him look at that squished crotch!He is hot!

jeannified @ 05/24/2006 at 7:12 pm

Man, this guy is funny as hell! My husband used to watch his show when it was on HBO, and we would laugh our assess off!!! This movie is gonna be out of control! I can’t wait to see it! These pictures are crazy! I’ll bet those beach-go’ers don’t know what to make of him!

this is gonna be funny. Ali G is so funny.

The dude’s funny but FUGLY! Don’t know how he scored Isla Fisher?

Borat in a thong = PRICELESSThe guy he fell on needs to sterilize his skin.

does he have his balls in a sling??

no it aint sexy!

Oh, Jesus. Borat. Borat, Borat, Borat.Love it.Booyakasha.

jep. "Yekshimash" is precisely "JAK SIE MASZ" in Polish spoken language. Means simply ‘HOW ARE U’. as well as in America, in Poland Borat is a great star, but it’s kind of weird that he is constantly using Polish rather than his native language, i assume he’s actually from Kazakhstan?frankly no wonder. American people don’t know where Iraq is, so why they should know where Poland and where Khazakstan is.

lol ffs, in any other situation i’d be banging the drum of "america sux ****’ but seriously, jude, this is a character belonging to a pom jew. how much does america have to do with it?

I think I just vomited in my mouth a little…

WTF! WTF! WTF! I didn’t think there was anything grosser than chinnifer maniston’s face. i was soooo terribly wrong!

#19 agonia, I didn’t say anything about America. I think you’re responding to the person who said something after me.

"bling…nice!" omg ali g is HILARIOUS! "everybody dance now." wow, it’s more fun quoting it than actually watching it!

I think this ranks up there as one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen…seriously!!! OMG so disgusting it’s hilarious!!

Yakshemash…dzenkuje…whoever keeps posting the polish copmments is an idiot. i speak fluent polish, i know what it means, but that is part of the joke. the guy is a Brit for God’s sake, he soeaks neither Kazakh nor Polish. same reason why all the written crap is just random cyrillyc letters. bet you didnt know that, polaks…my hram is biggest because i am strong

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