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Britney Spears Naked in Harper's Bazaar

Britney Spears Naked in Harper's Bazaar

OH. MY. GAHHHHHHH. A black-haired Britney Spears bares it all (with strategically placed hands and arms) on the cover of the August 2006 issue of Harper’s Bazaar.  The photo spread includes one pose with a pregnant Britney (in a black backless gown) carrying and covering 9-month-old son Sean Preston Federline‘s bare baby butt.  One more of Britney baring her burgeoning belly (wearing nothin’ but a g-string) lying down after the jump.  YOWZA.  High quality pictures in the gallery!  Wow.  Just WOW.  There are no words.

UPDATE :: Apologies, images removed!  Replaced with a a little Britney Spears by the sea — a hilarious side-by-side comparison of Britney and The Little Mermaid‘s Ursula.  In the gallery are pictures reportedly stolen and published by Us Weekly.

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  • stardust

    Um. I…..have no words either. :O

  • Sarah

    Why is she on the cover of another magazine? Does she have some actual work to promote? Didn’t she just complain about how much she hates all the attention on national TV few weeks ago? If she’s going to keep pulling stunts like this to keep herself in the spotlight, she needs to STFU about how the media won’t leave her alone.

  • Jess

    I think she looks pretty. Except for the one with SPF. She looks like Morticia.

  • LoL

    I don’t know what to say.

  • Karen23

    Why? Do people really want to see this??

  • Michelle

    Oh Britney Britney Britney. You scare me. You really do. If this is warped persona is what being famous does to a person then good riddance!

  • yup

    I think she looks great. I know their is airbrushing, but think she still looks better than 1/2 the nasty ass people walking around.

  • Mia

    Way to photoshop her nasty cheeto-frappucino-inhaling-girth into mere i’m-just-pregnant-y’all-weight. I agree Sarah – she needs to STFU about tabs and paparazzi if she is the one whoring herself out in the glossies. I bet SPF gets a wicket Oedipus complex. Who really wants to see their slutty mother use them as a prop in a failed attempt to polish up her sagging personality?

  • Mia

    wicked, I meant above. See, y’all, I didn’t go to school past grade six, and that was in the cuntry.

  • Kate

    I think she looks great actually. I am waiting for her to get her act together and get rid of that cling-on Kevin and then maybe she can be her old self.

  • Beth

    "screams incoherently" Holy ****!!Ok after the initial shock, she looks great!

  • creativegirl

    Well – I think the Brunette hair is a definite improvement on the bleach blonde. But this sure as heck ain’t the same Britney who was balling her eyes out to Matt Lauer a few weeks ago. Maybe JJ can do an update with a side-by-side comparison for us all. Whoever airbrushed her deserves a mojo bonus because she looks great I think. Still doesn’t change the fact that she’s wacko, but she looks good. I wish I could have someone airbrushing all my photos making me look that good.

  • Virginia

    She looks like drag queen. Actually, a real drag queen looks better.

  • piper, with a low

    This girl is all over the map. What is she trying to prove? I wasn’t impressed when Demi did it and I’m sure as hell not impressed with Britney. Is she wearing a G-string? Sheesh!

  • agree w/Mia

    I agree Sarah – she needs to STFU about tabs and paparazzi if she is the one whoring herself out in the glossies. I bet SPF gets a wicket Oedipus complex. Who really wants to see their slutty mother use them as a prop in a failed attempt to polish up her sagging personality? # 8 | Mia ———————-that’s what I thuoght a couple years ago when Angelina Jolie did that mag spread with Maddox in the bed. Not fair to the kids at all.

  • Dianne

    I don’t know about the boob grabbing photos. Can’t you just see her letting them go at the end of the shoot? She did however show almost as much to the national tv audience when she was just interviewed . She did this for ….moola!

  • Shocked and Appalled

    Um. I…..have no words either. :O # 1 | stardust Ditto

  • Moira

    Gross gross gross…I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit….Which is not to say SPF isn’t a total cutie.

  • Dancer

    ohmigod. I didn’t think she could sink much lower. On one hand she wants privacy and on the other she is doing the most ludicrous photo shoots and interviews. Blowing chunks.Go away Britney.

  • Just Jared fan

    She reminds me of the whore in andy warhall B-movies the one that liked beer bottles, the pic of her laying down for the world to see …. honesty If I met her I would think that she was a junkie whore,

  • anon

    wow, you can almost see the zipper she had installed to avoid labor the first time!

  • juligen

    oh came on people SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFULand very happy

  • xxx

    oh come on juligen, she couldn’t be more airbrushed & what was all of the "leave us alone y’all we are people" bullsh!t?

  • lbeach bunny

    I’m shocked. Britney makes pregnancy look desirable. y r pregnant women hidden? they can definitely be sexual. I hope real women start becoming in style. All aspects of womanhood. Not the same skinny, smoking and barfing girls!

  • RYAN STAR

    TO ALL PAPARAZZI BRITNEY SPEARS OPEN FOR BUSINESS. DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO TV STUNT SHE PULL LAST WEEK.

  • Tealeaf

    She looks pretty, the pics are nice, Obviously they are airbrused, but whose isn’t!

  • equinox

    WTF??Someone please make her go away. Far, far away.

  • virgo

    It is so airbrushed! She is fat pregnant, i think they took of some 10lbs or more from her. I cant believe Harper’s has gone trashy just to sell mags.

  • Jenna

    These pictures really, really, really give me the creeps. I don’t know why but ugh.

  • the poor kids!

    I agree Sarah – she needs to STFU about tabs and paparazzi if she is the one whoring herself out in the glossies. I bet SPF gets a wicket Oedipus complex. Who really wants to see their slutty mother use them as a prop in a failed attempt to polish up her sagging personality?# 8 | Mia ———————-that’s what I thuoght a couple years ago when Angelina Jolie did that mag spread with Maddox in the bed. Not fair to the kids at all. # 15 | agree w/Mia————————–And when they grow up they gotta look at this crap they didn’t get to say boo too. Sad!

  • JammaMamma

    I THINK BRITNEY LOOKS MUCH, MUCH BETTER WITH BLACK HAIR!! HELL YEA! I HAVE NATURALLY BLACK HAIR, BUT THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A HOT MUFF!!!! OKAY, NOW "RESPECT" FOR BRIT! DAMN, SHE LOOK GOOOOOD!!!!!! Ok but I meant the hair. I didn’t mean her body. Whateva.

  • katie

    Yeah those are totally airbrished. Look at her stomach and legs in the bottom middle one. the lines are not normal they are all jagged. she looks pretty but I just think she could have done it better. and what the hell is wrong with her boob in the coat photo. she could have at least pushed it up !!

  • Down To Earth

    She looks great and she is showing you she is confident in herself. Good for Her. They look great!! Other stars have done this also, so why is it a big deal. Well look at it this way maybe is she shows you everything you will run out of things to trash her about. Go Brit Go!!!!

  • piyutra

    # 15 | agree w/Mia | June 27, 2006 09:04 PMBut I really love that VF issue, Angie & Maddy were so cute! BTW, she was on the cover for promoted MAMS at that time. http://www.joliesdragon.com/angel_dolls/JDragon.htm

  • tate

    She looks fantastic. Beautiful.

  • Britney Spears

    omg she is freakin hottest ever!

  • Camille

    OMG!!!! she looks HOT!

  • Dana

    Wow she looks gorgeous that picture with her baby is the cutest thing ever

  • Push It!

    KATIE! lololol…

  • Milena

    Seriously the girl looks Hot, and yeah she want PAPARAZZIS to leave her alone, that doesn’t mean she is not going to appear in a magazine anymore…. Go girl you know the impact you cause on people… That’s why I think she is great with this girl we never know!

  • nobody

    Where’s the c-section scar?? If she’s trying to promote the beauty of her pregnancy (which other then a paycheck is what people have said they are doing when posing like this) if she’s promoting beauty then why not keep it real? That darling is just more of your lies!

  • Me

    I have no words either, oh yeah actually I have two: Beautiful pictures.

  • CHARMZ

    HA HA look at her feet on the fur coat one..THEY’RE FAT. hehe. preggies are taking over!! yes yes =D

  • any

    Wow… she looks HOT.

  • Uh,it’sAIRBRUSHED

    WELL.OF COURSE, IT’S AIRBRUSHED! YOU DON’T THINK SHE DOESN’T HAVE RIPPLES, SCARS, STRETCH MARKS AND CELLUTIE!!!!!!

  • #47

    CELLULITE!!!

  • Weird Nose

    Her nose is starting to look like Michael Douglas’ nose.

  • LOLOL

    It never ceases to amaze me, how gullible people are when it comes to airbrushing. Britney’s belly, skin tone and texture might as well have been done in water colors or oils for all the realism in those photos. Seriously. Get a clue peeps. You’d look great to, if you had an airbrusher/comic book artist making you look like a pregnant Betty Boop.Was she hoping that if we squinted really really hard and shook our head back and forth not focusing, we’d think she was Angelina?LMAO.These are almost as completely airbrushed as that other mag cover she did when she was pregnant with SPF, were they actually used the body, neck and arms of a completly different pregnant woman. Aahahaha.

  • Nicole

    She almost looks like katie holmes.

  • Leah

    ok ppl, lets just leave her alone, she doesnt want negative attention from the media, i mean she has to bring in some money somehow and support that dirtbag husband of hers lo…

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