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Britney Spears Naked in Harper's Bazaar

Britney Spears Naked in Harper's Bazaar

OH. MY. GAHHHHHHH. A black-haired Britney Spears bares it all (with strategically placed hands and arms) on the cover of the August 2006 issue of Harper’s Bazaar.  The photo spread includes one pose with a pregnant Britney (in a black backless gown) carrying and covering 9-month-old son Sean Preston Federline‘s bare baby butt.  One more of Britney baring her burgeoning belly (wearing nothin’ but a g-string) lying down after the jump.  YOWZA.  High quality pictures in the gallery!  Wow.  Just WOW.  There are no words.

UPDATE :: Apologies, images removed!  Replaced with a a little Britney Spears by the sea — a hilarious side-by-side comparison of Britney and The Little Mermaid‘s Ursula.  In the gallery are pictures reportedly stolen and published by Us Weekly.

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191 Comments

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# 1

Um. I…..have no words either. :O

# 2

Why is she on the cover of another magazine? Does she have some actual work to promote? Didn’t she just complain about how much she hates all the attention on national TV few weeks ago? If she’s going to keep pulling stunts like this to keep herself in the spotlight, she needs to STFU about how the media won’t leave her alone.

# 3

I think she looks pretty. Except for the one with SPF. She looks like Morticia.

# 4

I don’t know what to say.

# 5

Why? Do people really want to see this??

# 6

Oh Britney Britney Britney. You scare me. You really do. If this is warped persona is what being famous does to a person then good riddance!

# 7

I think she looks great. I know their is airbrushing, but think she still looks better than 1/2 the nasty ass people walking around.

# 8

Way to photoshop her nasty cheeto-frappucino-inhaling-girth into mere i’m-just-pregnant-y’all-weight. I agree Sarah – she needs to STFU about tabs and paparazzi if she is the one whoring herself out in the glossies. I bet SPF gets a wicket Oedipus complex. Who really wants to see their ****** mother use them as a prop in a failed attempt to polish up her sagging personality?

# 9

wicked, I meant above. See, y’all, I didn’t go to school past grade six, and that was in the cuntry.

I think she looks great actually. I am waiting for her to get her act together and get rid of that cling-on Kevin and then maybe she can be her old self.

"screams incoherently" Holy ****!!Ok after the initial shock, she looks great!

creativegirl @ 06/27/2006 at 8:48 pm

Well – I think the Brunette hair is a definite improvement on the bleach blonde. But this sure as heck ain’t the same Britney who was balling her eyes out to Matt Lauer a few weeks ago. Maybe JJ can do an update with a side-by-side comparison for us all. Whoever airbrushed her deserves a mojo bonus because she looks great I think. Still doesn’t change the fact that she’s wacko, but she looks good. I wish I could have someone airbrushing all my photos making me look that good.

She looks like drag queen. Actually, a real drag queen looks better.

piper, with a low @ 06/27/2006 at 8:57 pm

This girl is all over the map. What is she trying to prove? I wasn’t impressed when Demi did it and I’m sure as hell not impressed with Britney. Is she wearing a G-string? Sheesh!

agree w/Mia @ 06/27/2006 at 9:04 pm

I agree Sarah – she needs to STFU about tabs and paparazzi if she is the one whoring herself out in the glossies. I bet SPF gets a wicket Oedipus complex. Who really wants to see their ****** mother use them as a prop in a failed attempt to polish up her sagging personality? # 8 | Mia ———————-that’s what I thuoght a couple years ago when Angelina Jolie did that mag spread with Maddox in the bed. Not fair to the kids at all.

I don’t know about the boob grabbing photos. Can’t you just see her letting them go at the end of the shoot? She did however show almost as much to the national tv audience when she was just interviewed . She did this for ….moola!

Shocked and Appalled @ 06/27/2006 at 9:10 pm

Um. I…..have no words either. :O # 1 | stardust Ditto

Gross gross gross…I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit….Which is not to say SPF isn’t a total cutie.

ohmigod. I didn’t think she could sink much lower. On one hand she wants privacy and on the other she is doing the most ludicrous photo shoots and interviews. Blowing chunks.Go away Britney.

Just Jared fan @ 06/27/2006 at 9:14 pm

She reminds me of the ***** in andy warhall B-movies the one that liked beer bottles, the pic of her laying down for the world to see …. honesty If I met her I would think that she was a junkie *****,

wow, you can almost see the zipper she had installed to avoid labor the first time!

oh came on people SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFULand very happy

oh come on juligen, she couldn’t be more airbrushed & what was all of the "leave us alone y’all we are people" bullsh!t?

lbeach bunny @ 06/27/2006 at 9:48 pm

I’m shocked. Britney makes pregnancy look desirable. y r pregnant women hidden? they can definitely be sexual. I hope real women start becoming in style. All aspects of womanhood. Not the same skinny, smoking and barfing girls!

RYAN STAR @ 06/27/2006 at 9:49 pm

TO ALL PAPARAZZI BRITNEY SPEARS OPEN FOR BUSINESS. DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO TV STUNT SHE PULL LAST WEEK.

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