Scarlett Johansson Gets Birthday Lap Dance at Strip Club

Scarlett Johansson revealed a lot about herself on The Late Show with David Letterman last night…  for her 20th birthday, she celebrated it at Disneyland.  For her 21st birthday, Scarlett went to a NYC strip club with friends and family.  Yes, you heard that right.  A STRIP CLUB. With friends and family.

"When I turned 20, I had a birthday at Disneyland.  But this year, my brother wanted to go to a strip club, so we went there instead. I thought my brother wanted to go and he had the time of his life.  And I went and thought we’d round up the family and everything.  Family and friends.  It spans generations, you know what I mean?

So we got there and,of course somebody ordered me a lap dance, which of course at first I went, no, no, no and then I thought, okay, I will.  And this girl, well,  I never know what to say and I sort of say things like, ‘Are you in school?’ or ‘Is Candy your real name?’

But I had a very strange experience.  I had this very tall girl…  she was Amazonian.  She was this tall, really, really, really skinny girl.  And she was quite manic and strange.  So she’s kind of gyrating into me.  She was so thin that her pelvic or hip bone or some kind of bone bruised me.  It was horrible.  What I mean to say is that she was being all sexy and there’s areas that just bruise easily."

So, to summarize, Scarlett Johansson celebrated her 21st birthday at a strip a club with family and friends and got bruised by an Amazonian woman during a lap dance.  HOT or NOT?

FYI :: Scarlett let Letterman inspect her mouth as she’s getting all four of her wisdom teeth extracted.  Two of them are impacted… because I’m sure you wanted to know.