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Rosie O' Donnell: Nip Tuck

Rosie O' Donnell: Nip Tuck

i have an early call 4 nip/tuck
my big scene with roma maffia
who i have loved always
filmed on a sound stage
in a huge movie studio
me
————–
i love nip/tuck
the cast crew creators
it is as much fun
as show biz can b
————–
there r many new dads
behind the camera
here on nip/tuck
tired 20 yr olds
so happy

What do you think of Rosie O’ Donnell‘s Nip/Tuck poetry?  These stanzas are straight from her official Rosie.com blog.

iz her writing
a little annoying 2 u?

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  • Sharon in Canada

    C’mon Rosie, get off the drugs will you. Hope she gets fired from the View in her first week. Your poetry sucks just like you

  • bobsaget

    Rosies writing is as retarded as she looks.

  • Rosio

    I hope she starts some trouble with Elizabitch on the View. That is the only reason I will tune in for the first day or two.

  • lgw

    poetry 2 stupid 4 words.feel sorry 4 the children.adopted by fat, fugly dykes.damn they deserved better.

  • Urgh

    A little? You’re too nice Jared, how about ginormously annoying? She’s joining the View – urgh – say bye-bye to that show.

  • shirls

    replying to # 4 lgw. Come on no need to get that personal you don’t even know the woman, plus the kids probably have the time of their life with Rosie. Anyway the poem sucked.

  • tonnerguy

    Come on what has she ever done but try to entertain as for the kids all she does is good for kids….and as for her own…..I am sure they want for nothing……those horrid coments are just showing the lack of intelligence needed to post ……as for the dyke comment…grow the fuck up……she has done nothing but good for the gay populace…so just stop getting so personal…it was a fucking poem……….

  • joliepittme

    I’ve always found her strange poetry annoying, she should just write paragraphs like everyone else.

  • theoriginalbitch

    it sounds like something a 10 yr old girl would write about her trip to great america.

  • mark

    I wish The Carver were still around to carve her up.Not like a real life carver. I mean on the show.No I don’t.

  • Sir-Cocks-Alot

    Poor, Matt, more bad hair for him.

  • Claire

    Rosie is a very, very good person. I mean, really nice. She does everything for the kids. Read about it. Don´t judge a book for its cover.

  • Amy

    I love Rosie. She´s the only celebrity which invites the public to her real life thru her blog; She shows her daily routine, pics of the whole family and share her deep feelings witn the fans. She rocks. Can´t wait for the View.

  • Rosie’sDaBom

    QUIT THE FUCKIN POETRY!!! ALRIGHT? I’M SICK OF IT! I Love you by the way.

  • Rosie’sDaBom

    ROSIE, STOP DRINKING!