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Jessica Simpson has Buck Teeth

Jessica Simpson has Buck Teeth

"You wascawwy wabbit!"

Of all the promo pictures for Jessica Simpson‘s latest CD (out yesterday), I can’t imagine how this one got past the quality control department.  I mean, buck teeth?  Since when did they become glamorous?  Are they the next fashion forward thing in Hollywood?

Now I know some of you are chanting, "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!"

Check out the rest of Jessica‘s promo pictures in the gallery!

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22 Comments

# 2

haha, she looks like a bunny…a ****** bunny..

# 3

I heard this morning on the radio that Jessica and John Mayer were officially an item

# 4

salut bouche de canard

# 5

why oh why does this woman…(girl)…..do her mouth that way???…it is NOT sexy,, cute or all that……LOL….so why…..?…….she is not even pretty……..nor cute……so why try?…..maybe ash can learn from big sissy’s mistakes….as she is doing a great job……making mistakes…..

# 6

haha, bouche de canard! le clip "public affair" c’est n’importe quoi

# 7

Lol jj ur funny. I think jessie looks like she thinks she sexy…She’s sexiest when she doesn’t TRY. No makeup, No plastic surgery… old juicy sweats Jessica Simpson was freaken SEXY. all guys and grls thought so. Anyway, I wanted to ask you — Where are the sienna miller pix? I miss that girl!!! And kate Moss too!!! More?? Please??

# 8

shes HOT Period

# 9

Ooooh, look, she’s learned from Posh how to put her mouth out like an idiot!! Trying hard to pose sexy and she looks like a joke! Maybe Daddy likes it that way!

creativegirl @ 08/30/2006 at 5:23 pm

I harken back to Newlyweds Season One when Nick & Jessica were strolling through the Home Depot. She had on a dress and her hair pulled back in a bun, no make-up. Just cute and sweet and she adored Nick. I don’t like these photos, it seems the more I see her lately the less I like of her and it is a shame that celebrity went to her head the way it did.

smplyjenn @ 08/30/2006 at 7:28 pm

yanno, if she got away from under her fathers control, she might make something out of herself… but for now, she is a no talent hack.

I’m sick of the woman to tell the truth. Overexposed and the clock is ticking on her 15 minutes.

AH. She’s orange in some pictures. Jeez. Get this woman a loofah, a husband(liked her soo much better with Nick) and fire her makeup consultant.

She’s soooo unattractive!! She looks like a man.(visit my site plz, feel free to leave comments)

CANT STAND HER **** SELF OR HER **** SISTER! LAZY WHORES

FIRST OFF, JESSICA’S SINGING HAS GOTTEN WEEEEIRDDDD!!! SHE DOES THIS NASTY WEIRD THING WITH HER VOICE AND IT IS NOT NOT GOOD! PLEASE STOP IT WOMAN! THEN SHE DOES THIS WEIRD, WEIRD SMILE ALL THE TIME. IT’S REALLY, REALLY WIIIIDE!!! STOP THAT, YOU HICK!!! QUIT IT! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOUR GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS VOICE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER? (I CRY) WHAT HAPPENED? MAYBE YOU SHOULD DYE YOUR HAIR DARK.AND PLEASE, STOP WIT H THAT RIDICULOUS SMILE!!! AND PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR OLD WAY OF SINGING!!!LORD HAVE MERCY ON THIS STILL GROWING WOMAN!

for god sake! who cares what sort of teeth she has! this world has become so damn shallow and for those who are making fun of her. look in the mirror im sure the list goes on to your appearance faults

does anyone know who was the photographer? either it was mario testino himself or someone tried really hard to copy his pics… really wanna know!

ninjasgirl @ 08/31/2006 at 1:46 pm

KILL DA WABBIT,KILL DA WABBIT, KILL DA WABBIT NOW!! >:o)

She’s so ugly! Im sorry, im just not attracted to women who have a man’s face! lol She is just too masculine!

JEALOUS MUCH!!? It is really sad how girls rag on Jessica, and the pathetic part is ,is that she doesn’t even know these jealous, hateful girls! She is in Hollywood, she is beautiful, and she doesn’t look like a man! It’s hilarious how the same haters be ranting and raving about this girl that will be in hollywood for many years to come, so you haters might as well hold your breath until you turn blue in the face because Jessica isn’t going anywhere. Her and John make a cute couple, go Jess!

Hate kills. If you don’t like Jessica, then don’t post about her, why pop a blood vessel over somebody you don’t even know, get a life haters!!!

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