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Tom & Katie's Black Ball

Tom & Katie's Black Ball

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes attended “The Black Ball” earlier tonight, hosted by Alicia Keys (uh, what’s up with those bangs?) and Iman. The annual Black Ball benefits “Keep a Child Alive,” which provides drugs for AIDS and HIV patients. The event was held at Hammerstein Ballroom in NYC.

Is it just me or does Tom need a haircut and Katie‘s dress is misshapen?

ETA :: Check out Mad Magazine‘s spoof of Vanity Fair‘s cover below — Tom, Katie, and baby Suri! Hilarious!!! (Suri‘s face has magically transformed into the magazine’s icon Alfred E. Neuman.)

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  • http://www.justjared.com/2006/10/31/brad-pitt-boxers/#comments julie

    GO away Tom

  • http://www.justjared.com/2006/10/31/brad-pitt-boxers/#comments esme

    Tom seems to be packing on the lbs.. wedding jitters perhaps?

  • Liv

    I’m happy for them. They are doing what they want to do and make a handsome couple. I think they have beautiful children and I’m glad they are making it legal. Say what you want to say about Tom being gay or bisexual. At least he seems to treat his women right and his marriages seem to last longer than most other Hollywood couples marriages do.

  • Liv

    Mad Magazine needs to quit. If they were going to spoof Katie and Suri, they may as well have spoofed Tom too.

  • WOW!

    Let us please look at the SOMALI BEAUTY known as IMAN!

    Forget about black don’t crack, SOMALI DON’T CRACK….50 AND LOOKING BETTER THAN EVERYONE THERE!

  • Tonet

    Tom is sexy with this haircut, he’s still boyish. Just love his eyes.
    Katie look, well, like herself! lol

  • Kalista Brat

    That’s just not right! Mad Tv that’s just not right!

    LOL

    So wrong, i definitely ain’t buying that mag. I got the real vanity fair issue.

  • Aracely

    Katie looks so pretty dressed up!Can’t wait till they get married!I wanna see the pics and more of baby Suri!

  • http://www.justjared.com/2006/10/31/brad-pitt-boxers/#comments esme

    FUG FACE MANISTON Says:

    November 10th, 2006 at 2:02 am
    ITS FUNNY, ALL THE PPL DISSING TOM CRUISE NOW ARE THE SAME PPL WHO WAS ON HIS **** FOR YEARS..

    NEXT MOVIE HE COMES OUT WITH WILL HAVE ALL YOU FAKE FANS JUMPING RIGHT BACK ON HIS ****
    ___________________________________________________

    Um, No

  • http://www.justjared.com/2006/10/31/brad-pitt-boxers/#comments olivia

    Liv Says:

    November 9th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
    I’m happy for them. They are doing what they want to do and make a handsome couple. I think they have beautiful children and I’m glad they are making it legal. Say what you want to say about Tom being gay or bisexual. At least he seems to treat his women right and his marriages seem to last longer than most other Hollywood couples marriages do
    ________________________________________________________________________-

    He treats his women right? He cheated on his first wife the Nicole, then weeks after renewing his wedding vowels with Nicole, he files for divorce..just under the 10 year anniversary to keep from paying Nicole more money. He dumped Nicole while she was pregnant! She went on to lose the baby. There was never a word mentioned about him feeling any kind of remorse about the loss of this child. It seems there was some kind of agreement in the divorce that tom would have primary custody of their children.

    Time will tell with Katie.

  • http://www.justjared.com/2006/10/31/brad-pitt-boxers/#comments olivia

    I meant to say he cheated on his first wife Mimi, with Nicole. and wedding vows not vowels…. sorry

  • http://www.justjared.com/2006/10/31/brad-pitt-boxers/#comments emily

    Why was there all this hoopla about Katie losing her baby weight? I mean, the girl looks good.. and I am happy she lost the weight in time for her wedding, but why all this pressure from people when Tom looks like porky pig! Double standard?

    Oh and Lose the bangs Tom…

  • dean

    So happy to see Tom and Katie able to get away without the baby. Everywhere they go, soccer games, football games, Paris, shopping, Katie ALWAYS takes her baby with her.
    Suri is SO lucky to have a Mom that NEVER leaves her with the hired help or with anyone else.

    It is so nice to see Tom set a good moral example for his older children. So many in Hollywood today have children out of wedlock and then live in sin.

  • movie fan

    Are you kidding me about Katie and her baby?!?!?! She has NEVER taken Suri to any soccer games, or anywhere else. In fact, Suri didn’t leave the house until taken to Aspen for a photo shoot for Vanity Fair!!! Katie goes shopping all over L.A. and never has the baby with her. They have kept Suri very hidden. What are you smoking?!?!?

    As for her dress being misshapen, hard to tell from the tiny photos I have on here, but Katie’s sartorial choices have always been suspect. Maybe Valentino will get a hold of her and teach her how to dress.

    The Mad mag cover is well-drawn — hilarious! The Suri/Alfred E. Neuman morph is incredible! And Katie’s horror at it and Tom’s cluelessness over what his own baby should look like is perfect!!

  • Krissyloohoo

    Yeah, um….Dean….Katie and Tom never take that baby anywhere. That’s why it was sort of a majorly huge deal when they finally showed the baby on the cover of Vanity Fair. Half of the reason people take pictures of them at all of these events is to say “Okay, where in the hell is the baby?”….lol.

    Anyway, that MAD magazine cover just made me nearly spew my drink all over the place. That is classic. I’ll probably totally buy that if I see it while it’s on newstands, lol.

  • upanina

    katie looks like at angelina jolie I think lol

  • black

    Tom is never in hell as tall as Katie!

    And about the Madthing….it´s just wrong…..this is a baby we´re talking about.

  • http://justjared corky

    Well that just takes the cake….How bad do they have to go to do that to a small baby? The parents are far game but if it was your kid would you want that done to you? That is the lowest of the lows I would sue the whole damn mag….

  • as ever me

    I am sorry to say this but, i’ve never ever liked this man. There is something so vain in him. He loves his profile too much, which personaly I hate. I don’t like his movies and really I don’t tthink he trats well his couples as the later I know he pushed Katie Holmes to loose weight in a short term period. That is not love, this just confirms me what I always thought that he is very superficial, everytghing must always be his way. Another thing is that coincidently I don’t like katie Holmes and they are together!! I think she is very in love with Tom and that she does everything he demands. I agree with upanina katie looks like angelina jolie and she rcently has had a job in her lower jaw because it wasn’t that square-well defined before. What is it that now everyone looks like angelina (which I love) this is also for lindsay lohan, doesn’t people have their own personality?

  • m.t

    fake smiles…bad couple …

  • ashylarry

    For a woman that’s about to get married, she has the fakest, most constipated smile on her face. Money obviously doesn’t buy happiness. You can tell when two people are in love and this isn’t it. Look at her face compared to everyone else’s. Katie looks like she’s in hell. I feel sorry for her. Look at the signs. She seems like she shop everyday, she walks around like a zombie. She’s not happy. she seems like she’s just going along with things.

  • Bianca

    It looks like it’s painful for Katie to smile in all of these pics. There isn’t one where she actually looks happy or real. It looks like she’s in a daze! WEIRD! It’s almost like she’s trying to pull a Nicole Kidman. Acting fragile and backward.

  • anustin

    annoying couple…..and yet better than vaughniston!

  • Amanda

    I have never found Tom C. especially attractive. When he was very young he was kinda cute, but nowadays he looks totally horrible! I completely understand Katie Holmes´ forced smile when she looks at her little beau lol! I really hope she will come out of this with a loooot of money at least!

  • gitane

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that cover is priceless!

  • Jackie

    anustin…ITA!

  • buba

    Soooooooo boringg TomKat!!

    Brangelina is what it has!

  • Pua

    Tsk tsk, Alicia Keys…what did we tell you about getting a stylist…

    (shakes head sadly)

  • dean

    Movie fan, Krissy…… I was making a joke.

    Katie is not allowed to have Suri out in public. If she is seen without being airbrushed and photoshopped it will be obvious that tom is NOT the bio father.

  • UGH

    I have always thought Tom was hot. I still think he’s a cute guy for being so old.

    I don’t like the gold digger he’s planning on marrying.

  • Anne

    upanina Says:

    November 10th, 2006 at 5:07 am
    katie looks like at angelina jolie I think lol

    _____________________________________________________________________
    Pfffff, I hardly doubt it,
    upanina Says:

    The Mad magazine cover is the funniest thing I ‘ve seen for a while, totally hilarious I love it. In my opinion Katie’s droopy eyes are ugly, Anne Hataway is drop dead stunning!!! Go Anne!!!

    Tom C. better watch out, this bitch is already outshinning him and they aren’t even married yet , lmao.

  • WTF

    GMD is so fat!!!! and his hair is weird.

    Zombie bride looks like hell and I honestly don’t see why everyone thinks she’s so skinny.

    I’m sure we’ll see much more of them in the next 8 days. UGGGGGGG

  • Mary

    Tom and Katy are creepy…. I do not like them, they are superficial, and crazy. Poor baby. 
    Ha and Katy needs to go to the gym. She has lost the weight but her skin and body look funny. :p

  • Adrymala

    I heard Tom is gaining so much weight because they’ve put him on meds. . .they are referring to them as a “natural” mega dose vitamin or herb or something but it’s kind of like Zoloft.

  • Liv

    Olivia said:

    “He treats his women right? He cheated on his first wife the Nicole, then weeks after renewing his wedding vowels with Nicole, he files for divorce..just under the 10 year anniversary to keep from paying Nicole more money. He dumped Nicole while she was pregnant! She went on to lose the baby. There was never a word mentioned about him feeling any kind of remorse about the loss of this child. It seems there was some kind of agreement in the divorce that tom would have primary custody of their children.”

    “Time will tell with Katie.”

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    Olivia, there has never been any proof for your arguments. It’s all speculation. I don’t believe Nicole is 100% innocent. If Tom had just dropped a surprise-surprise bomb on her, she would have been bitter. I think they had major problems and she knew what was coming, but at the end, she grasped for straws. Maybe she got pregnant, but who knows? Before they split up, I saw her openly flirt with George Clooney on a TV award show. I couldn’t believe my eyes!!! It sure showed me another side to Nicole. Tom and Nicole’s split hadn’t been announced to the public, so I thought she was openly taking a swipe at Tom.

    Also, with all the talk about Tom being gay, it still hasn’t discouraged anybody from hooking up with him. He was married to Mimi Rogers for around 4 years. He lasted even longer with Nicole. Then he dated Penelope for a good while. He’s not a Hollywood whore. He seeks long-term relationships and family life. When his relationships are over, nobody seems to have anything bad to say about him. He’s loved and respected by men and women alike.

    Now he’s with Katie and their relationship has been plagued since its beginning with rumors and the public’s disapproval. Her parents and friends were worried, etc. Yet, this woman had his child and is now planning to marry him. That tells me that Tom Cruise must treat his women right. He’s certainly not a cad.

    I wish Tom and Katie the best.

  • sheep

    I don’t really find the spoof cover funny…not even a bit. It’s rediculous..couldn’t think of real humor? Humor that entails talent..not just insulting someone else. The fact is, these are real people, not just these images you read and hear about in the media. That’s what’s wrong about it.
    What I do find funny however is how most people are sheep. Now everyone is on this down talking the couple..guess mad had to jump on the wagon too..i guess originality is lacking in the creative department there.

  • http://www.justjared.com/2006/10/31/brad-pitt-boxers/#comments lizzie

    He seeks long-term relationships and family life. When his relationships are over, nobody seems to have anything bad to say about him. He’s loved and respected by men and women alike.
    _______________________________________________

    ROTFLMAO!!!
    Um, when his relationships are over, nobody is allowed to say anything bad about him. He and his lawyers make sure of that.

    Loved by men and women alike? Perhaps..just not as much as before. People are getting sick of the guy and his controlling personality.

    Whatever… I dont feel sorry for Kate… she is a grown woman..”a child bearing woman!”

  • http://www.justjared.com/2006/10/31/brad-pitt-boxers/#comments toni

    Olivia, there has never been any proof for your arguments. It’s all speculation. I don’t believe Nicole is 100% innocent. If Tom had just dropped a surprise-surprise bomb on her, she would have been bitter. I think they had major problems and she knew what was coming, but at the end, she grasped for straws. Maybe she got pregnant, but who knows? Before they split up, I saw her openly flirt with George Clooney on a TV award show. I couldn’t believe my eyes!!! It sure showed me another side to Nicole. Tom and Nicole’s split hadn’t been announced to the public, so I thought she was openly taking a swipe at Tom.
    _________________________________________________________

    What part hasnt been proven? It was proven he had an affair with Kidman while married to Mimi.. It was well reported at the time that he told his wife”im with Nic now”. and Mimi was mad as hell at the time. She hated hearing his name for a long time. I read interviews she gave afterwards, and she could be forgiven for not wanting his name brought up all the time.
    Nicole did admit to having a miscarriage soon after Tom left her. If this hadnt been true, you can bet Tom would have denied it.

  • http://www.justjared.com/2006/10/31/brad-pitt-boxers/#comments ben

    geesh,what happened to Tom. Katie looks good if not a bit dazed but Tom looks a bit dorky.

  • Kini

    Ok the MAD magazine thing is just not right….

  • Liv

    I don’t know where you guys were reading what you were reading, but I only heard rumors in mags like Star and Enquirer. I don’t remember ever seeing Nicole or Tom talk to People magazine or Vanity Fair (more reputable) about a miscarried baby.

    The whole incident of cheating on Mimi Rogers, I don’t remember. I remember her saying Tom wasn’t interested in having sex with her at the end of their relationship, but that’s about all.

    I still stand by Tom. I think he’s basically a good human being, no matter what you say.

  • Krissyloohoo

    LOL @ Dean. Good joke. Though I do admit it is hard to read into the tone of a joke when there isn’t anything to back it up, like a simple “lol” or “i’m kidding”…..

    You can’t hear tone in something typed. Especially something so informal as a comment on a random blog forum. You can’t hear it without it being set, so sorry I took it the wrong way =D

    Enough of that though. I’ve had a day to come back to this now and the MAD cover still makes me laugh my ass off. I don’t see why it’s such a big deal. Yeah, it’s a baby, but MAD magazine doesn’t leave anybody out of any joke. You aren’t exempt from things like MAD magazine and South Park if you’re any kind of news story at all…..lol.

  • sheep

    You, obviously are and never will be any source of interest or news to anyone, especially types of media. That’s why not “exempting” a baby or anyone else for that matter, does not bother you.

    “lol” is this comment funny?

  • Ednonymous

    That gawdawful hair of his is the beginning of the middle aged trumpster comb-over. What adult male of the same age age covers his forehead with his hair?
    He’s not a kid anymore… he can’t accept it and he’s conned a girl half his age to breed with him to make him feel young.
    I’m waiting for the comb-over to reach the back of his head.
    Loser. Period.

  • Bebe

    Tom is still a cutie patootie. He has always been a good-looking man with a rock-hard bod. Everyone has a bad day. Here, they both look a little exhausted to me. Oh well. They have a baby and are planning a spectacular wedding–the wedding of the year. Lots to get done, and I can’t wait!

  • dean

    YES! You flaunt whatever you’ve got! Especially at a benefit to raise money!! LOL

    OH And get out the FORK! Tommy is D-O-N-E……DONE!!

  • A Fan

    Love Tom and Katie. You know, he’s older than her, but for some reason, they look like a good match. Happiness and success always.

  • horatio

    Mag cover-so hilarious! I like katie’s face!!! VERY FUNNY

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