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Britney Spears Airbrushed to the Max

Britney Spears Airbrushed to the Max

Here’s the new promo for Britney Spears‘ new fragrance, Midnight Fantasy. Looks like it’s straight out of her “In the Zone” tour book, no?

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# 1

Oh God. No words.
I can’t exactly say she looks good, ’cause the life has been airbrushed out of her. I can’t say she looks horrible either.
I can’t say that I love her after the absolute horror that’s been the last two years. But I definitely don’t hate her because she used to work her non-singing ass off on the tightest female choreography since Janet Jackson. She just needs to get her ass straightened up and start taking her comeback seriously. Ditching Pharrell to go partying out somewhere ain’t the way to go. And take care of the poor children, too.
Until she comes to her senses, I’ll be watching her “Me Against the Music” music video with a sad, wistful expression on my countenance. And laughing inside. Sad laughter.

# 2

i truly believe the whole bagina showings was part of the “come back” thing.
it was all planned.

her PR people who seemed to be dissapearing, were there ALL the time.
are you kidding me? she is the queen of a billion $$ deal…. still.

# 3

i think that britney looks good

# 4
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ @ 12/22/2006 at 11:31 pm

ITS FUNNY HOW ALL OTHER WEBSITES SHOW THE GOOD & BAD [HORRIBLE] PICS OF BRIT, BUT THIS SITE ONLY SHOWS THE GOOD.

THE [****** MODEL] LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THAT PIC

# 5

Most all ads are airbrushed the hell out of- I like the photo. And her perfume’s smell great! I bet this one is just as good.

# 7

ammmmmmmm…..OOOOOOOOkayyy
seriously whats wrong with this girl
not just this pic
just her life recently it’s been really chatioc (no pun inteded)
but really she needs alot of help

# 8
Ace Tomato @ 12/23/2006 at 12:22 am

Oh Christ – they airbrushed her arms in half. Seriously – that was a lot of work. Her upper arms are TWICE that circumference.

# 9

Alternative ‘Perfume’ names:

Chunky Chick

Nit-Wit Brit

Fleshy Flasher

White Trash

Thunder Thighs

Rewind – (back before Fed-X)

Tantalizingly Tarty

Stale – With a hint of stale beer, stale cigarettes and stale vomit.

Its not a new photo I think It looks like a photos from tourbook thats right (The Onyx Hotel Tour = i got it :-))

http://WWW.NICOLE-RITCHIE.BLOG.CZ

I am so confused one day she looks fat, the next she looks a little smaller, then she is blonde, then brunette. Her hair is long then short. All in a matter of days. Her look changes more than she changes diapers. No matter what, she is still a ******, nasty, gross piece of white trash who can’t sing worth a crap. Anyone who buys her albums have no taste in music whatsoever. And who cares if her perfume smells good, she didn’t mix the formula herself, it just has her name on it. She looks like she needs to spray some on cuz she looks stinky and dirty, Airbrushed or not.

That pic is from an older photoshoot, for the Onyx Hotel Tour.

So she’s not *that* airbrushed after all.

The expression on her face looks like she is so disgusted.The same look she has at times when she doesn’t want the media following her. But she has a different look,
that is phony,when she wants the media to take her picture. The way she has been
carrying on for the past few weeks, I won’t buy anything that has her name on it.
She is a disgrace.

she is just trash. No class, no brains, no substance! Airhead to the bone.

Jeez she just model for magazine. in real life she is shi* her life up.. to me she is fuc**** UGLY and hang with wrong people. She is a MOTHER of 2 boys WHY CANT SHE THINK OF HER KIDS?? She said she will have new life in 2007. i reckon it is Bull****……………..

Her life has been a whirlwind for the past few years or more. I can relate to that and I´m not talking about her fame. You need just a bit of self-destructive ways, a poor self-image, lousy self-esteem and then a marriage too young with someone abusive who just want to kick your ass. And the chaos is ready.

She needs help. But I understand though, no one can help her if she´s not willing to be helped. She needs to wake up.

I hope her the best. Her kids deserve that. They need a mom who is strong and mentally balanced.

candy blackmail @ 12/23/2006 at 10:26 am

The photo is dated from 2004 and is airbrushed – considering that Photoshop is not representative of reality, she probably didn’t look that great then either. Granted, she looked *better* then, but no one is as perfect as they look in their PR pictures.

She’s a nasty piece of used up crap. This comeback is a joke. She needs to just go away for good.

fuckparasite,shitney&bloha @ 12/23/2006 at 12:56 pm

she’s an ugly fat piece of useless ****!!everyone knows that!!!who is she trying to fool???

This girl is the worse trainwreck American has seen in recent memory. She is one VULGAR sk*nk, anybody who displays their genitals to the world like she has done on multiple occasions, is VULGAR, and there in no other way to put it.
And anybody who buys her music and perfume and continues to pad the coffers of this VULGAR sk*nk should be ashamed of themselves.

It’s just that she has no talent. She can’t dance. Her routines remind me of high school cheerleading routines. It’s no wonder a lot of squads use her music or at least use to. She can’t sing at all.

I think people are tired of talentless dumbasses being rewarded for things they shouldn’t be. I don’t think she’s fat. Women always think a woman with curves is fat, but she’s not. I don’t think she’s treating her god given figure well these days, but I can’t call her fat, and I don’t count pregnancy and post pregnancy. She is human.

But she doesn’t have a lot of talent and I don’t want her to make a come back. Music has gotten so much better without her on the scene.

Capriciousdiva @ 12/23/2006 at 3:49 pm

Her face hasn’t got that shape no more thats definetly an older picture

She looks fantastic! Wait for her comeback, she is going to outshine everyone else.

Fio,

No she’s not.

why would want to smell l ike her??? has anyone seen her latest pics? ewwwwww.. nasty!
i bet she would want to smell like me! at least i use shampooo and soap on a daily basis.

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