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Stallone's Hotel Room gets Raided!!

Stallone's Hotel Room gets Raided!!

Sylvester Stallone‘s private jet, limo, and hotel room were raided by authorities yesterday after “suspicious activity” was reportedly seen from the balcony of his luxury suite at the Park Hyatt.

Stallone, 60, was on his way back to L.A. after promoting his latest Rocky film but was allegedly seen trying to dump illegal substances off his hotel room’s balcony. Authorities searched Stallone‘s possessions, seized material and is continuing its investigation.

Stallone was eventually allowed to fly out last night and, if found guilty, could serve up to five years in jail and/or $110,000 in fines.

Pictured: Stallone smoking away at his cigar during a round of golf at the Lakes Golf Course in Sydney on Sunday. The day before, he was spotted picking up said cigars at the “House of Fine Cigars & Tobacco.”

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18 Comments

# 1
Sandbitch @ 02/20/2007 at 4:32 am

You can purchase Cubans in Oz. I bet he’s got a stash to take back home. Are the sniffer dogs in LA trained to sniff out Cuban cigars?

# 2

Nice hair 80s hair style.

# 3

He looks weird, bloated, plastic and old…

# 4

You can purchase Cubans cigars anywhere you want in Canada. Why would he buy them way over there?

That hair is pure Rambo hair.

# 5

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magnus Says: You can purchase Cubans cigars anywhere you want in Canada. Why would he buy them way over there?

*****

Hmmm that’s a tough one….because he was in Australia and not Canada perhaps?

# 6

Yeah but why would he risk smuggling them all the way from there on his private plane?

You can buy them at a f*cking corner store here. It’d be way easier to get them across from here or Mexico than from Australia.

Smoke some there, get some more back here.

Besides it already came out that it was some kind of steroid.

Guess it was tougher than you thought? Or did you even bother to think?

# 7
claire booth luce @ 02/20/2007 at 1:21 pm

It’s a every lucky celeb hypocrite gets exposed and embarassed, does some jail time or rehab, and doesn’t die. Really this is a blessing if they would change for the better.

# 8

Magnus you are cracking me up! Thanks for keeping the boards lively!

# 9
Sandbitch @ 02/20/2007 at 4:10 pm

Dearest Magnus – apologies for confusing you but I was being merely facetious. I’m sure Sly gets his roids and his cubans from the corner store, in Canada. Canada is closer than the foyer, yeah?

the hair is for John Rambo you jackals, and the substances are obviously steroids, or HGH. Stallone should be commended! Look at his friggin waist! he is getting ready to play RAMBO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

facetious – not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.

So you weren’t being serious about him smuggling cigars back from Australia because as I pointed out he could get them from somewhere across an invisible border much easier?

So you agree?

Or are you just so magnificently stupid that you used the word facetious without considering the context?

The only thing anyone buys in Australia is a plane ticket so they can get the f*ck out.

btw Chris: thank you oh so much for shedding some li…oops, I said it was for Rambo already. Comment number 4 genius. That’s the one after 3 and before the tard from down under took 20 minutes out of his computer time at the home for the mentally stunted to show us all where Australia’s tax dollars go.

Sandbitch @ 02/21/2007 at 1:37 am

Magnus: “So you weren’t being serious about him smuggling cigars back from Australia because as I pointed out he could get them from somewhere across an invisible border much easier?”

Yeah…genius

It doesn’t matter that it took you 20 minutes to find facetious in the dictionary but it was worth it – you’ve learned a new word today, well done!! The least you could do is thank me…

petecocksucker @ 02/21/2007 at 3:46 am

What are you ******

I think this guy might actually be r*tarded now that you mention is 13.

Now if you knew facetious was in the dictionary Mr Sandbitch…why didn’t you yourself bother to look it up.

You’re the one who misused it.

Reverting to sarcasm or being condescending is pretty pathetic as a rule but to do it like you just did doesn’t even make any sense.

btw: the definition there was for your sake. I was trying to help you so you never made yourself look like a total fool while trying to sound like a regular person again.

Bah. It’s like handing a blind guy a flashlight.

Sandbitch @ 02/21/2007 at 2:22 pm

Dear Mrs Magnus,

I’m a facetious *****!

1 : the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals
2 a : a lewd or immoral woman b : a malicious, spiteful, or overbearing woman — sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse
3 : something that is extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant

Yep – that’s me!

Thanks for the joust

You’re 2 AND 3.

Wow…so sarcasm just ain’t your thing huh? :D :D :D

This isn’t a joust, it’s just me making you look dumb.

Sandbitch @ 02/21/2007 at 5:57 pm

LOL – I don’t need any help!

Another great commercial for HGH. I mean he looks GREAT for 60 yrs old. If this HGH doesnt kill ya it seems we all should be shooting a little everyday.

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