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Madonna's Nanny Tells All

Madonna's Nanny Tells All

Mad hatter Madonna surely has something to be mad about!

Madonna‘s former nanny, Melissa Dumas, is on her way to publishing a tell-all memoir about the Madonna-Guy Ritchie household.

What’s inside the 80-page proposal Melissa is pitching to major publishing houses? Sample chapters detailing “Madonna‘s marriage to Ritchie, their children’s behavior, the family’s participation in Kabbalah, the motivation behind Madonna‘s decision to adopt a boy from Malawi, personal photos of Madonna‘s family, as well as photos of the alleged nanny playing with Madonna‘s kids.” HOLY GUAC!!!

Pictured: With Starbucks coffee in hand, Madonna continues to show her love for trapper hats as she leaves her New York City apartment on Thursday afternoon. She was on her way for a little pampering at the Tracie Martyn Salon on 5th Avenue.

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  • Randi

    I hate Madonna but I’ve got no respect for these former employees who come out with tell alls. Parasitic scum. Suprised Madonna wouldn’t have some sort of confidentiality agreement.

  • Melissa

    Does anybody wonders why everybody hates Americans? Is anyone scared? Do you spend your time on stupid blogs not caring about the USA being one of the most hated in the world? I love my country but sometimes it scares me: People are so uneducated and do care about nothing else but celebrities. So scary…we are going to pay for that one day as a nation :(

  • WTF

    Melissa Says:

    March 9th, 2007 at 2:04 am – flag comment

    I always think of the americans as the modern roman empire…eventually they’ll fall.

    If that book gets public….i’ll buy it! and #1…get over it…

  • xoxo

    What horrible thing to do!!! I hope that “nanny” will find herself behind bars soon!

    “…photos of the alleged nanny playing with Madonna’s kids”???????? How low can you go?!

  • Gussie

    No confidentiality agreeement???

  • Mimi

    Almost all celebrities have their employees sign confidentiality agreements, and those are valid even after employment ceases. Courts uphold these rigorously. Any celebrity who fails to make this agreement is foolish.

    I suspect that either this book proposal is phony, or that maybe the Ritchies were among the foolish few.

  • gingeranny

    Poor Melissa. Bitch Madonna will eat her for breakfast.

  • pjthree

    apparently, she was given a confidentiality agreement AFTER she resigned…so somewhere along the way, the ball got dropped with her…hard to believe, but that’s what’s being reported. still, the nanny should be able to be stopped since she’s just trying to make a buck off of madonna’s name

  • suspicious package

    I, for one, can’t WAIT for this book to come out (if it ever sees the light of day), being the mindless celebrity-worshiping sheep I am.

    Off topic, what the H@LL happened to Andrew Morton’s tell-all on Tom Cruise?

  • MadonnaNation

    Madonna we support you! Go get that conniving greedy big-mouth maid deported back to whatever Eastern European dump she came from!

  • F U

    you guys keep saying that she wants to make money out of madonna… I see it….


    get over it people…madonna is trash and hopefully she will be revealed as trash…maybe it’ll stop all this stupid adoration….

  • IM IN


  • amle

    If Madonna treated people with respect, there wouldnt be anything to talk about. Its Karma baby. Madonna has made alot off people in her lifetime. Madonna is a narcissistic bitch. Please tell allllllll LOL

  • Shamroxx

    Every confidentiality agreement contains a clause dictating a monetary figure that the employee in question will have to cough up should he/she spill the private beans.

    So even if Nanny Dearest had signed one on Day One and it indicated a $1 million fine if she talked, all she needs to do is find some publisher willing to guarantee her $1.1 million to make it worth her while to incur the wrath of the Michigan-Born-Icon-With-the-Grating-Faux-British-Accent.

  • just thinking

    Maddona can make money off us and our children by prostituting herself all over the tv, world and in books while at the same time not allowing her own children to be corrupted by tv and movies- they don’t watch tv because Madonna tries to shield them from stuff just like she subjects other’s too – can we say hypocritical. Anyway, I say go nanny I hope you make a bundle.

  • meeme

    I agree – Madonna has had no qualms corrupting millions of young girls and made loads of cash doing so, yet she self-righteously claims she doesn’t allow her children to watch trash (trash like their mother?). Anyway, Madonna is a celebrities. They are ENTERTAINMENT. Why do Americans show an interest? Because we want to be entertained! duh. It’s pure & simple. Any celebrity who thinks s/he is any more than that (entertainment) is deluded. Let the show begin. I look forward to this Nanny’s book!

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