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Woody Allen: Scarlett Johansson is Criminally Sexy

Woody Allen: Scarlett Johansson is Criminally Sexy

And boy does Woody Allen have it right

71-year-old Woody describes Scarlett Johansson, 22, as “criminally sexy” in an e-mail sent to Vogue about his Match Point muse, reports USA Today.

“She is unlike anyone who has come before her, and while she is a much stronger actress in every way, there is a tiny bit of Marilyn Monroe in her zaftig humidity.”

Here are a few more highlights from Scarlett‘s interview with Vogue:

  • On singing praises about Woody: “I’d sew the hems of his pants if he asked me to.”
  • On having “fun” with Justin Timberlake: “We had fun together, but it’s not like the first time I’ve ever hung out with him. I think this happens because we’re both single and in the spotlight, and obviously Justin’s a very high-profile person.”
  • On her and Justin being an item: “Not true.”
  • On her break-up with Josh Hartnett: “I’d rather not comment on my personal life in that way.”

Scarlett Johansson‘s April 2007 issue of Vogue hits newsstands today. Bigger cover after the jump!

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  • Mr. Ed

    Ummm… ew!

  • tanique33

    love her, love the cover. but EWWWWW, who the hell wants a quote from woody allen about their sex appeal? keep that in the closet.

  • [Fuggum Fug Fugly]


  • zhang

    she’s very boring!

  • zhang

    and looks very old!

  • New York Pundit

    Wasn’t it “Woody” that had a “Woody” over his own daughter? Didn’t Mia Farrow let us all know that this pedophile had been riding their daughter like a baby mule?

    And Vogue has the nerve to print a heavily breathing email to them about Scumlett Blohanson about “criminal sex”?

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  • Ex

    She is stunning adn that is a great Vogue cover!

  • James



    This girl gets waaaaay too much media coverage considering she can’t sell movie tickets.

    …and lol, re the 75 year old Woody Allen quote on Scar-Jo’s sexuality…(shivers, heaves). YUCK.

  • Ex

    Are you serious?Jessica Alba is Playboy,Gq&FHM material,she will NEVER grace the cover of Vogue!God just the thought of it makes me cringe!


    Please. Last time I checked ol’ Scarjo has graced the covers of those cheeseball horny boy rags too. VOGUE will book Jessica as soon as HER movie is about to drop believe me – they’re straight up hos like every other media outlet. As far as deserving to be there — give me a break…what makes you think ScarJo is so much more classy than Jessica? At the end of the day, Vogue will book whoever moves the magazine, and I can guaran-f**kin’TEE you, Alba would move way more than ScarJo…just like she sells more movie tickets too.

  • tabi

    I think she is beautiful and sexy

  • missy

    americans are strange……… guya say that people from europe are strange , but at the same time you celebrate a gross and ugly little guy named woody allen…….

  • Gussie

    I saw two of her interviews and found her not only boring but also dumb as a brick. As for being beautiful, let’s say she has nice boobs.

  • missy

    and by the way scarlett is soo boring and none of her movies was a blockbuster , because nobody wants to see her!!!!!!!!!!!!………and thats a fact……….newspapers used to write this and that……i mean just look at mischa barton( she was also on every cover)…………..and now – shes gone!!!!!!………….the same as scarlett……..with the difference that she was never there!

  • heyhey

    you guys are just haters you dont even know scraletjo and yet you think you know who she is doing magazine shoots is all part of her job as an actress just becuase men find her sexy ,which she is you guys get all bitchy about it just move on with your life its not like she cares about you anyway. you people really need to stop hating on others hate brings out the ugly in people

  • heyhey

    and by the way i meant scarlet jo.

  • Malkavian

    I agree, Jessica Alba is much prettier. And yes, Jessiac has done alot of fashion mags, so I am sure Vogue would jump at the chance.

    I do not think that Scarlett is that beautiful, not fug but average pretty.
    She is ok, but I will say she does have great ta-ta’s.

  • [Fuggum Fug Fugly]

    Scarlett’s-Head, To big

    Alba’s-Body, Getting To skinny,

    Scarlett looks like a Sl*t, which is a BIG plus! Plus she has a better movie career [In my opinion]

  • Chase

    Am I the only one that finds it interesting that Woody Allen finds her so sexually appealing, while at the same time, Johansson thinks she looks like a teenage boy?

  • b

    Yes ,Jessica Alba more attractive tha her

  • mickey

    First not all Americans celebrate Woody Allen. Second, Woody is obviously so blinded by his lust for Scarlet that he actually thinks she can act. Scarlet Johnannsen is THE most over rated starlet in Hollywood. She isn’t THAT pretty and she certainly can’t act, so I really don’t get it. If the girl were flat chested and didn’t have the aid of the world’s top make up artist she would not be on the cover of Vogue and people would be saying “Scarlet, who?”

  • Sandra

    I think the cover shot could’ve been better. There is just something odd about that mouth and that nose… She’s a beautiful woman, but the cover is too airbrushed, I think. :/

  • josh

    she’s way too old for woody. and he’s not related to her. it’s not gonna happen

  • ton

    It was his wife’s adopted daughter, not a relation, and she was an adult when they met. What Allen does is bring the best out of Scarlett Johansson as an actress, and if he finds her attractive, so what?

  • Helen

    agree, agree, agree..
    scarwhore is:
    1. BUTT UGLY
    2. CAN’T ACT
    3. DUMB
    4. SLUT
    what a combo thus this proves she is the most overrated chick in hollywood ever! begone scarlett, begone…

  • adult

    Certainly she is sexy! But at the cover of VOGUE magazine she looks too brutal… Femme-fatalle

  • ike

    Scarlett ist hot but she is in way too many movies and I’m sick of seeing her to be honest even though I loved her at first. It seems like everywhere I look she is there, and I don’t like that because then all movies start to feel the same.

    The vogue cover looks awful though. She looks like a cheap whore. And not a sexy cheap whore, a non-attractive cheap whore.

    She is usually much prettier

  • Alex_w

    To all you guys who say she’s “not pretty” or “ugly”, you better be fucking Victoria’s Secret model beautiful in order to not be a hypocrite. She is clearly beautiful, although I so agree with mickey; her beauty is her greatest asset. I saw Vicky Cristina Barcelona on DVD yesterday and she absolutely sucked. Every action was so awkward and contrived, it was painful to watch, especially in the scene where she breaks up with Maria Ellen and her ex. The only time she seemed remotely natural was during the sex scenes… huh… must just be a coincidence, right? Overrated indeed.