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Britney Spears: It's My Time

Britney Spears: It's My Time

Britney Spears hits up a tanning salon and and grabs a sushi dinner in Bel Air on Friday with her BFF cousin Allie.

She got a paparazzo to videotape a message for her fans addressing her recent stint in rehab, which was forced upon her by her management.

Oh, Britney

“Hi! Yes, first I want to say hey to all of my fans and I can’t wait for all my stuff to come out I’m really really excited.

And also I just want to say that I’m just really really shocked at like how nice our world is because it is just so nice. Like, oh my god. Like the other day like I was sitting there and I saw all these magazines and they said I was pregnant and like it’s so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because like you’re smart and I’m stupid. Like, for real! Come on, ya’ll!

And then after that like I totally saw also on like the USA Today because always believe everything you read. It said that, you know, like, I was drinking all the time and, like, it was, like, so right. It was so true, like, oh my god.

It was so right and like my management totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab. So right you know! And like, I’m going to cry right now because the world is so nice. Like, this lady told me she said, “Britney, go to the light. Go to the light and see Jesus.” Okay and I was like, “Oh my god! I’m going to do it!” And I did and it happened! And it was just so weird, cause our world is so nice.

So thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I’m going to have to hire you, man. Great, thank you.”

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46 Responses to “Britney Spears: It's My Time”

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  1. 1
    Anonymous Says:

    Oh my god! She’s like, so smart, like totally, y’all!

    She should really stop with her publicity whoring. She’s only making it worse for herself everytime she opens her mouth or shows up somewhere looking like **** again.
    Comeback, my ass. Who’s gonna buy anything she tries to sell anymore?

  2. 2
    Kristine Says:

    Cute for the second day in a row! I’m impressed.

  3. 3
    lizzy Says:

    OKAYYYYYY!!! that message was really weird, she seems more whacked out than she did before. She scares me sometimes with some of the things she says. She uses like, like every other word. She sounds like a valley girl to me. She needs to work on her public speaking. Everything about her confuses me.
    I read that message and i was like huh????????????????
    She is definatley not making a comeback!

  4. 4
    anon Says:

    What???
    Are we sure she’s off the drugs/drink? Cuz that sounds like a pretty incoherent rant to me.

  5. 5
    [Fug Face [x]] Says:

    oh why, why why jared

  6. 6
    uber Says:

    Just love her!

  7. 7
    SoOK Says:

    Like, that is like, so werid. The world like, is so like, so beautiful.
    The word wold be like so like beautiful to me if I was on what she is on.

  8. 8
    MMM Says:

    Her neck always looks huge, like a gobbler (we call it a giggy in my family). She needs to stop pushing her chin into it. Oh, and no she is not cute, and should own her baldness and get rid of the wigs.

    Not a fan.

  9. 9
    JOUR Says:

    She goes out everyday where she leaves her children.She has to stop.

  10. 10
    MMM Says:

    Ok, I just watched the video and does she even know that going to the light is a reference to death??? Um, Brit, like, if you went to the light you would be dead (I can assume this because she did not say that she came back from the light). Also, if she is being so sarcastic through the whole thing does that mean that she thinks she didn’t need rehab? Trust me Brit, you may even need more rehab time. Like Oh My God!

  11. 11
    Britney's #1 Fan Says:

    I Llke Britney Spears coz she’s like totally like cool and she like speaks like this and like i can understand like totally everything she says and stuff. I like hate it when like celebrities like speak real good coz like it confuses me sometimes like and i have to do like I undestand what they is saying and stuff but not Britney. She’s cool y’all and like she shows you don’t have to like go to school to be rich in America. The world is real nice, y’all.

    Thank you Thank you for like showing this Britney

  12. 12
    MonkeyShines Says:

    Vista Del Mar Hospital in Ventura has a bed and restraints waiting for Britney because she’ll have two choices after she kill someone: Plead Insanity (which is obvicously the case) – or plead guilty.

    Go to the mental hospital Britney – 5150 in the cowboy hat!

  13. 13
    sdsgf Says:

    britney is a complete idiot. she needs to take herself more seriously. ******* douchebag! i don’t see other famous stars breaking down like she is…b/c she can’t handle it!!! go out there and put yourself to good use…do charity work or something!!

  14. 14
    okay, what? Says:

    what the ****????!!!
    What? Seriously, it makes NO sense (I shouldn’t be watching Mulholland Dr right now cause it doesn’t make sense either and I think I’m really too confused)

  15. 15
    tonyboy Says:

    OK Guys, she was being sarcastic… She really was, so chill you guys.. She was bashing all the reports the media has made.. Chill… And i love her!

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    sarcastic Says:

    Yup, total sarcasm! If you go to breatheheavy.com and watch the video she is actually trashing all the 15 yr old bubble heads that speak that way and mocking Parisite, who speaks in that little valley girl voice when she is pretending to be a decent human being who has never done half the things that she has done. Which begs the really BIG question (glad Jared picked up on this and highlighted it): why is she being sarcastic to her management for sending her to REHAB??!!! Is she not sincere in her recovery efforts? Talk about shooting yourself in the foot…

  17. 17
    jake Says:

    she was being sarcastic in the video btw, http://www.x17online.com

  18. 18
    fuck her Says:

    she is crazy

  19. 19
    b Says:

    shes basically saying hey to the fans…. F*ck u to the haters and the media that makes up lies about her and for the people that believe it! good job britney!

  20. 20
    Lola Says:

    Like, whow, like if that was really Britney, she like, really needs to reevaluate going back to school and like getting that GED. This makes her look terrible.

  21. 21
    selwyse Says:

    she may have been trying to sound sarcastic but she sunk her cause even more because she came off as immature and nuts. Her faculties of sound judgement obviously aren’t operating.

    And she doesn’t think she needed rehab? Right, because we live in a world where shaving off all your hair and flashing your vadge badge to everyone is a sure sign of self-control and sanity.

    GET MORE HELP, BRITNEY!!!

  22. 22
    sdsgf Says:

    DUH! she was being sarcastic, but doing this video is beyond lame. what an idiot. if she think this is a good way to twist the rumors and media portrayal of her, then she need to reevaluate herself cause she just made herself looks DUMB.

  23. 23
    lula29 Says:

    She’s being sarcastic, but she definitely has issues and I feel for her.

    I’m not a fan, could never stand her crappy music, but it does break my heart to see a young woman implode before my eyes.

    I really hope one day she finds true happiness.

  24. 24
    tiger Says:

    I am trying to figure out why is she addressing America? Like, everyone is focused on her? She should get real and wake up and look in the mirror and see what she has become. I bet one day she will wish that people care like she believes they do. I don’t think the public has to waste time reading anything to be smarter. Her stupid actions say it all far as I am concerned. I was horrified when I saw her driving with her toddler in her lap.

    “Get over yourself Britney, like seriously, you ain’t all that!”

  25. 25
    Mario Says:

    Man! SHE IS TOTALLY CRAZY!! People come on, let’s pray for her XD HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    I feel sorry for her… Doesn’t she feel ashamed of doing that stupid things?

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