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Wentworth Miller is a Piece of Lint

Wentworth Miller is a Piece of Lint

Doesn’t think piece of lint look eerily similar to Prison Break star Wentworth Miller? Well, somebody apparently thought so!

Some nut job on eBay snatched a piece of lint “shape liked Wentworth Miller” for $571!!!!!!!! Here’s what the seller had to say:

Our dryer has been broken since September in our rented house. The lint filter has been busted for months, so the lint gets stuck in the back. We rarely actually see any lint in our dryer at all. But Monday, I was doing laundry and my housemate pulled out a piece of lint! After months of seeing little or no lint, spontaneously, this large “clump” was retrieved from the abyss of the dryer. When she brought it into the light, as I watched Prison Break in the livingroom, we noticed that it looks exactly like the ravishing Wentworth Miller!

Unbelievable, I know.

Not content to keep this artifact to ourselves, we want to share it with the world. Maybe even with you. We’ll even ship it to you for free!

How much is this thaumaturgy worth to you?

Well, thank the Lord for free shipping. Hello!!!!!! There were 81 bids for this…. PIECE OF LINT!!!!!

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70 Responses to “Wentworth Miller is a Piece of Lint”

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  1. 1
    pkharma Says:

    hahaha, wow. i like Wentworth and everything like that, but… this? even i wont do. $571. amazing. heheh. =)

  2. 2
    Penny Says:

    I have 2 words — COO-COO

  3. 3
    pkharma Says:

    hehhehe, i love Wentworth and everything like that, but even this i wont do.

  4. 4
    Marleen Says:

    I can’t see it…

  5. 5
    Nando Says:

    Jared, I think you have a typo there. Shouldn’t “Doesn’t think piece of lint …” be “Doesn’t that piece of lint…”??

  6. 6
    meemee Says:

    I saw this on ebay sometime ago. This is outrageous!

  7. 7
    Nando Says:

    And by the way, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 8
    In the know Says:

    W. Miller is gayer than a box of Christmas bows!! Everyone knows this except Jared apparently.

  9. 9
    Layla Says:

    just when you thought we’d reached the depth of human stupidity, here comes another band of merry idiots to prove you wrong.

  10. 10
    Natalie Says:

    What kind of person would actually bid on that crap? And what would they even do with it after they wasted 500+ bucks on it? Creepy.

    Wentworth is hot.

  11. 11
    To: In the Know Says:

    It looks like “In the Know” has been bitten by the J.E.A.L.O.U.S bug!

  12. 12
    coco Says:

    LMAO!! I’m sooooo going to dive in our dryer right now and sell something that looks exactly like went. LOL

  13. 13
    tobi Says:

    Ok that looks like the gingerbread man not WM.

    Yes everybody he is gay. Have you noticed the only women he hangs out with are ones he’s been friends with for years! Plus he only shows up with women when the gay rumors are rampant. And no it’s not jealousy talking we are all just average people here and know we could never have WM so we are just stating facts. He’s just a fantasy man for us all so who cares one way or the other if he’s gay!

  14. 14
    angelina_mmm Says:

    this is kraaayzy

  15. 15
    angelina_mmm Says:

    that lint looks like teddy bear
    Went the teddy bear :)

  16. 16
    tina Says:

    those who say wentworth is gay are most likely guys who wish he’s gay so they could snag him, or girls who have the hots for him but know he’s not gonna give them the time of day so they say he’s gay to make them feel better about themselves. in the first place, why would they take the time out to check out blog sites for news on him? come on, guys or gals, just admit that you want a piece of that nice tush!

  17. 17
    To: tobi Says:

    tobi, your “In the Know” in disguise? You double poster you!

  18. 18
    tina Says:

    see? tobi, in the know or whoever you are….. thank you for proving my point!

  19. 19
    tobi Says:

    Nope I’m not in the know but I agree with in the know! I am a female too thank you and am not jealous of WM or anyone who is with him as I live in reality!! I’m just saying I have good gaydar and he set’s off the gaydar but I love him all the same

  20. 20
    tobi Says:

    I’m not going to get into the is he or isn’t he gay debate. I don’t care one way or the other! We can all agree to disagree it really isn’t our business

    Jared do you have mods on this site? You sure need them this should be a friendly community but I’ve seen many times where people are mean and viscious and that’s just sad we are all allowed to have our opinions and they should be respected rather someone agrees or disagrees!

  21. 21
    In the know Says:

    Yeah, Jared will delete the gay postes because he is on Millers payroll.

  22. 22
    Mink Says:

    Erm, how did a piece on the silliness of a piece of lint become about the tired old ‘Went Gay!’ debate? Good Lord, people-who-keep-bringing-this-up, can we move on? Anyway, re. the lint – not seeing it myself. LMAO!

  23. 23
    LMAO Says:

    to the person who won this bid “DUMBASS”

  24. 24
    Krissie Says:

    I’m thinking of cutting a piece of a branch or something and selling it as the Went’s p**** look-a-like.
    How much do you offer?

  25. 25
    Mama Bear Says:

    I wonder what Went’s belly button lint would go for…hmmmm.

    *reaching for wallet* ;)

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