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Liveblogging @ The MTV Movie Awards 2007

Liveblogging @ The MTV Movie Awards 2007

For the first-time ever, The MTV Movie Awards are live (they’ve always been taped before unlike its sister event, The MTV Video Music Awards). All the liveblogging will be in this entry… Check out all of the red fuchsia carpet pictures in the entries below!!!!

Complete List of Winners:
Best Villain – Jack Nicholson, The Departed
Best Fight – Gerard Butler vs. “The Uber Immortal”
Best Kiss – Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen (Talladega Nights)
Best Breakthrough Performance – Jaden Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness
Best Comedic Performance – Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat
Best Movie SpoofUnited 300
Best Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen YetTransformers
Best Performance – Johnny Depp, POTC
Best MoviePirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

5:15PM – Alright, just got back from the red fuchsia carpet. I missed the first 15 minutes! What happened?? Sarah Silverman just brought a HUGE sumo wrestler on stage to deter people from giving long speeches.

5:20PM – Sarah Silverman is talking with Jessica Biel… THEY’RE PRACTICALLY KISSING! They’re talking at lips’ distance. I hope they had breathmints beforehand.

5:22PM – Bruce Willis and Justin Long present “Best Fight.” I hope Borat wins!! Fantastic Four cast getting photos taken in photo room.

5:24PM – Gerry won best fight! He was funny on the red carpet.

5:33PM – Victoria Beckham takes the stage!! … with Chris Tucker from Rush Hour. She’s introducing Rihanna and Jay-Z. Vix was a doll on the red carpet and answered one of my questions! ELLA ELLA ELLA EY EY EY …

5:37PM – Sarah Silverman pokes fun at Jessica Biel’s derrière. Kevin James and Adam Sandler take the stage with her. Biel didn’t stop for my section the red carpet. Boooo!!!

5:43PM – Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell liplock!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG. They’re on the floor rolling on top of each other after winning “Best Kiss.”

5:53PM – Some girl Cathy (Kathy?) via webcam introduces Best Breakthrough Performance. Jaden wins. He’s not there but accepts his award via home video with his parents, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. Jaden’s “being a good big brother and supporting his sister,” who’s filming a movie in Toronto.

5:58PM – Dane Cook pokes fun of Paris again… saying something about checking into prison early. Pan to Paris… painfully smiling. Wow, this is like torturous watching her squirm!

6:06PM – Silverman: “John Krasinski is a dirty Pollock!!!!”

6:07PM – Sacha Baron Cohen wins best comedic performance!!! “Hello!!!! I’m English. Borat couldn’t be here today.” He’s basically giving Lindsay Lohan‘s car crash and rehab story, filling in Borat’s name.

6:10PM – Commercial! I’m pretty sure I can liveblog more effectively at home with my DVR.

6:15PM – Silverman: “When I think of white people with Hispanic names… I think of… Cameron Diaz!” Diaz introduces her ogre husband, Mike Myers for the MTV Generation Award. “Shall I shag him now or shall I shag him later?

6:20PM – Mike Myers makes an explosive entry… dancing in with a flock of females to the Austin Powers theme song. Talks up sponsor Pontiac a lotttttt like one of their commercials. APR financing.. lalala.

6:27PM – Samuel L. Jackson awards best movie spoof to United 300.

6:30PM – Bruce Willis congratulates Amy Winehouse on her marriage and introduce her performance of “Rehab.”

6:31PM – Dane Cook is coming into the “Bloggers Room” in a few. Anyone got questions?

6:37PM – Eva Mendes and Seth Rogen present “Best Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen Yet.” Seth hypes up his “Jew sperm.” Of course, Transformers takes it!

6:45PM – Sarah Silverman slaps Andy Samberg. Haha!

6:46PM – Tyrese, Josh Duhamel and Shia LaBeouf hand over the golden popcorn to Johnny Depp for Best Performance in POTC.

6:51PM – Heidi Montag is in the photo room getting her pictures taken. She’s not wearing her engagement ring. I asked her about it and she said, “You’ll just have to watch The Hills to find out!” She’s coming into the “Bloggers Room” next with fiance Spencer Pratt!!!

6:53PM – Heidi was asked about her Playboy offer. Spencer jokes, “She was offered FIVE MILLION!”

6:55PM – Hairspray‘s John Travolta, Amanda Bynes and Zac Efron gives the legendary golden popcorn for “Best Movie” to Pirates of the Caribbean.

6:58PM – FINITO!!!! Thanks everybody for joining in, it was fun!! I’ll listen back to my audio recorder and transcribe the sound bites I got from the red carpet.

Silverman’s closing line: “Sorry Matt Damon, we ran out of time!!” HAHAHA!! (Boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel’s long-running joke on his talk show.)

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  • L in Philly.

    LOVE that Sarah made fun of Paris!! :)

  • Zoe

    what did she say about paris?? I missed it :(

  • Just Jared

    Me too!! I missed it. Someone fill me in. She did walk the red carpet…

  • Eathan

    OMG can’t wait to see pix of Victoria Beckham!!!

  • reply

    tell us more about victoria please!
    btw, good luck jared!

  • [Famous Fug Face]

    I remember why I’ve always liked Sarah Silverman, The look on Paris’s face was priceless.

  • pipi

    Posh looks totally trashtastic, I love it. What did she say Jared?

  • Just Jared

    I have to listen back to my tape! She was wearing something from a NYC boutique, if my memory serves me correctly.

  • L in Philly.

    Sarah started on Paris with something like: “So.. Paris Hilton will be going off to jail in a few days… (paused because the WHOLE AUDIENCE APPLUADED AND CHEERED FOR HER ARREST) and then said how Paris would get special treatment because there were having a stylist come in and change the jail cell bars to plastic penises. Then she said she would break her jaw nawwing on them… (pan to Paris with the camera- looks like she is going to burst into tears and the whole audience applauds again, and they wait EVEN LONGER for the joke to set in.)


  • kmillz

    They did a movie spoof with aniston,angelina and vince vaughn…it was pretty funny

  • [Famous Fug Face]

    Po$h was on stage for about 2.5 seconds and said about 4words, who cares? Lol

    God bless Paris Hilton, she will never live down those jokes.

  • Gerry

    So what did Gerard Butler say on the red-carpet? Care to share?

  • Just Jared

    Thanks L in Philly!!! Poor Paris, haha.

  • SkankyHO

    The Paris Hilton bit was crazy funny. I actually kind of felt bad for her.

  • Just Jared

    I don’t remember what Gerry said!! He was talking to a lot of different people and rushed through the carpet. I’ll listen back to the tape and let you guys know every detail!

  • L in Philly.

    Youre welcome Jared! :)

    I was paraphrasing… and Im sure it will be on YouTube in no time!

  • bdj

    Gerard Butler is one fine, hot man. Jack is cool.

  • tanique33

    so, you asked vic a fashion question? you sound like a kid in a candy store jared. lol. glad you’re having a good time.

  • tanique33

    when you look like gerard, who cares what he’s saying?

  • ~Jade~

    Did you actually see Gerard Butler in the flesh? If so, OOOOHHHHHH you lucky dog, you!

  • cari

    Sarah started talking about how Paris was going to jail soon, and the crowd started cheering. (awkward). Then she said to make her more comfortable there they were painting her cell bars to look like penises. then she commented that she might hurt her mouth on that. (very awkward). look on Paris’ face….priceless.

  • Tams

    Jared! Did you talk to zac or vanessa?

  • L in Philly.

    Hmmm, if this make fun of Paris trend continues all night I just *might* feel bad for her….

  • jack

    What did Gerry say in his acceptance speech for Best Fight?

  • Just Jared

    I don’t remember but on the red carpet, Gerry did play fight one of these reporters. I wish I had a camera crew to film it!

  • jack

    Thanks Jared…appreciate all the news and pictures..keep up the great work!

  • KC

    Cameron Diaz looks GORGEOUS!!! Breaking up with Justin has done wonders for her. Her presentation was slightly annoying, very valley girlish.

  • L in Philly.

    Cammie D looks AMAZING! Good for her! :)

  • shoegirl

    cameron looks like she’s trying way too hard to show off her only asset

  • Gerry

    Heres a link to Gerry speech:

    Don’t know if I’m allowed to do that :)

  • jack

    Hey Gerry,
    Thanks for the speech! Hope you can link more of Gerry tonight! We don’t get it in SoCal till 7:30PM PST.

  • LJ



  • Just Jared

    Dane just left. Sorry, LJ.

  • Sarah

    Hey Jared,
    I have a question for dane, Dane have you ever thought of changing your schtick to something other then the same old annoying routine of fast talking lame jokes accompanied by exaggerated faces and stupid sound effects?

    I love your site Jared, keep up the good work

  • ~Jade~


    Roses are red,
    Pickles are green,
    I love your legs,
    And what’s in between.

    I like your style,
    I like your class,
    But most of all
    I like your a*s!

    *takes a bow*

  • jack

    Make sure you grab Gerry and get him to come in here too!

  • Margrete

    the only question i have for dane is why he stole demetri martins material? or at least his shoe-joke.

  • L in Philly.

    YAY Johnny Depp! Looking old school and HOT!

  • H

    omg I love Johnny Depp! Not only is he totally hot but he seems like such a great guy and very down to earth. he deserves all of his success

  • L in Philly.

    Wow, the show was waaay too short!

  • jack

    Well that was very disappointing

  • KC

    JOHNNY DEPP OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! Sorry for the fangirl moment but he’s sooo f**king HOT. He’s the highlight of the show, it was boring has hell until he showed up.

  • L in Philly.

    Tell Sarah she kicked ass!! :)

  • Gerry

    I was severely disappointed with the host :(.

  • L in Philly.

    oceans 11 is on tbs!

  • Jen

    Thanks for all the posts! Jealous that you are there! I will be even more jealous if you get to meet Johnny Depp! Can’t wait to see more pics!

  • Sofa King

    That show was beat as hell but the Movie Awards always are. So i started watching the show late and caught sarah’s opening monologue on the repeat. Holy shiz! She ripped Paris a new a**hole. I’ve seen her show on comedy central and her special on showtime but i’m def a fan now. Anyway i googled cisco adlers balls and they are disgusting. the only reason i mention it is b/c the site i found his balls on had a bunch of other people who had googled b/c of sarah as well. i thought that was kinda funny :)

  • Sofa King

    BTW what was up with Jack Nicholson?

  • zoë

    any ZANESSA stuff?

    cause that’s all that’s hot.

  • Jen

    i heart zanessa!