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Paris Hilton: Name that Medical Condition!

Paris Hilton: Name that Medical Condition!

Let’s play a game!

It was announced earlier this morning that Paris Hilton was released from prison because of a confidential medical condition.

This could be an epidemic for all we know and cause widespread pandemonium if we don’t find out what kind disease Paris possibly has.

For example, during one episode of The Office, Pam and Jim created (fictional) diseases when Michael puts Dwight in charge of choosing a new health care plan — spontaneous dental hydroplosion (in which the poor person’s teeth turn to liquid), hot dog fingers, and government-created killer nano robots.

COMMENT! Which medical condition do you think Paris has?

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91 Responses to “Paris Hilton: Name that Medical Condition!”

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  1. 1
    kimmie Says:

    I think she has TRFT (Too Rich For This Disease)

  2. 2
    geniass Says:

    She has the grave medical condition known as “I had someone slip something in my food so I can get out of jail.”

    It’s an epidemic.

  3. 3
    Sharon Says:

    Only “in” Paris, baby! LOL!!

  4. 4
    a realist Says:

    She doesn’t have a medical condition. Who do they think they are fooling…LOL…she just has connections, thats all.

  5. 5
    Renee Says:

    spoileditis. if she gets hungry enough, she will eat. this was all a part of the plan, which is why she turned herself in early. can you say orchestrated?

  6. 6
    lovelace Says:

    Maybe she actually broke her teeth on those ***** Bars that Sarah Silverman was talking about LOL

  7. 7
    jen Says:

    dumbfuchaphobia

  8. 8
    LadyRahl Says:

    Rich *****-itis

  9. 9
    paris hamilton Says:

    Cockinhermouth Syndrome

  10. 10
    Tabbs Says:

    HERPES!

  11. 11
    Idiot. Says:

    This morning it was announced that Paris Hilton has

    Cantf******hacktherealworld syndrome.

    But realy, who gives a **** I guess. I mean, even if she served a year, big deal, once the sentence is over, she gets to go home to her f****** mansion and lala lifestyle. This has only done her GOOD, as she will be getting twice as much attention as she did before.

  12. 12
    sarah Says:

    obviously her medical condition was that she was eating nothing. hunger strikeitis in a half shell turtle power.

  13. 13
    SuperMe Says:

    Without her testosterone suppressant, her facial hair was growing back and therefore they couldn’t keep her in a women’s jail cell.

    Ooops!

  14. 14
    Ryan Says:

    Spoiledrichwhoreitis

  15. 15
    kim Says:

    crybitchitis,….For real though, I’m sure she’s eat up with all kinda std’s and they were afraid the way she’ll **** anything, she’d pass that **** around.

  16. 16
    :p Says:

    OH REMEMBER WHEN SHE SAID

    “I WANT TO PROVE TO EVERYONE I CAN DO THIS AND I WANT TO PROVE TO EVERYONE IM REALY NOT THE PERSON THE MEDIA PERCEIVES ME AS” or whatever?

    UHUH. COULD. NOT. HACK. IT.

  17. 17
    nyc Says:

    richcuntitis

  18. 18
    GimmeABreak Says:

    Awwww, boo hoo hoo! Poor little rich ***** can’t handle jail! Hey dumbass, if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime! This girl is a joke: dumb as a doorknob, the morals of a toilet, completely fake….what a LOSER!

  19. 19
    MJStyle Says:

    SHAME!

  20. 20
    boringla Says:

    escapefromjailitis

  21. 21
    Alphadork Says:

    Vaginitis Socialitis – that’s Latin for the medical condition commonly described as “being a rich ****.”

  22. 22
    chad Says:

    Syphillis Whoreitis

  23. 23
    Burpie Says:

    Jared, the real game here should be “How much did Paris’s parents pay to free her from jail?”

    Do these people mean to tell me that she stays healthy and well when she goes out partying constantly, drinking, having random sex, but she gets some type of medical condition when she stays in jail for 5 days???

  24. 24
    [Famous Fug Face] Says:

    lmao

  25. 25
    justalark Says:

    The poor thing is too “HOT” for prison! She is also DELUSIONAL! (She has been quoted as saying that she deserves to be rich and famous because “she is a good person” and “she works so hard.”)

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