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Paris Hilton: Name that Medical Condition!

Paris Hilton: Name that Medical Condition!

Let’s play a game!

It was announced earlier this morning that Paris Hilton was released from prison because of a confidential medical condition.

This could be an epidemic for all we know and cause widespread pandemonium if we don’t find out what kind disease Paris possibly has.

For example, during one episode of The Office, Pam and Jim created (fictional) diseases when Michael puts Dwight in charge of choosing a new health care plan — spontaneous dental hydroplosion (in which the poor person’s teeth turn to liquid), hot dog fingers, and government-created killer nano robots.

COMMENT! Which medical condition do you think Paris has?

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