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Paris Draw Self-Portrait from Prison

Paris Draw Self-Portrait from Prison

Paris Hilton drew TMZ boss Harvey Levin a self-portrait of herself by a pay phone inside Lynwood prison with a TV tuned into Larry King Live. The drawing was passed on from her lawyer Rich Hutton.

The note from Paris, in which she dotted her i’s with hearts, reads:

“Dear Harvey,

I just wanted to thank you for your fair and unbiased reporting of the events in my case. I truly appreciate it. I think TMZ is a great website because of it’s [sic] reputation for accurately reporting the facts.
Thank you
Paris Hilton”

In other Paris news, The Learning Annex is offering her $1 million to teach a one-hour course on “How to Build Your Brand.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Paris’ penmanship and drawing skills? Would you attend a course with Paris as teacher?

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  • stalin

    Retarded – she is clearly retarded.

  • Carmen

    i wish she’d go away….

    her drawing: shes has skills making her self less ugly….

  • loveme

    she clearly is not aware of her lazy eye


  • delilah

    Paris — you are a good artist!

  • Maria

    Stalin: Please don’t insult ‘mentally challenged’ people. It’s not nice.

  • Maria

    As much as I don’t like this slag. I think she’s got very nice penmanship and her drawing was not too bad. OK, now that I’ve said that, I need a drink!!

  • Maria

    Loveme: She sees herself as perfect, therefore, no lazy eye in her drawing.

  • Black Velveteen

    I really hoped that they would have kept this skank locked up and threw away the fucking keys. Oh well :(

  • Paris4ever

    I think she will be around for a long time.Especially when american keep watching britney spears, Nicole richie, girl next door, and many more worthless reality show.

  • Orange Clockwork

    Unbiased reporting of the events? Are you effing kidding me?

  • fire canabis

    People, stop hating! paris, obviously is a good artist! I can’t draw that! I think that maybe since American Band wagon riders turn they back on her, I think that she should become an artist! Who even gives a flying shit, if she did have sex with somebody on tape, or was born rich! Everybody is so damn judemental in these neck of the woods! LIVE YOUR LIFE PARIS!

  • Dancer

    Orange Clockwork:
    I agree totally with your comment about “Unbiased reporting of the events? Are you effing kidding me?” TMZ is tremendously biased!

    Although I wouldn’t attend a Learning Annex event with Paris I do agree she has been excellent at branding herself in order to get publicity. HOWEVER, she is going to have one hell of a time changing her image if she is serious about wanting to be taken seriously and doing good deeds. Look at the trouble Angelina Jolie and Heather Mills (hate to put them both in the same sentence) have had in trying to turn their images around. There are certain segments that see only their “bad girl” image and not the fact in Angelina’s case that she has turned her life around and is doing good and in Heather’s case that she is a charity worker!
    So whatever happens, it will be interesting to watch since all the media outlets are going to stuff it down our throats.

  • Cat

    wow, she draws and write letters! i didn’t think she knew what a PENCIL was.

  • LJ

    I didn’t know that TMZ has good reputation..

  • [Famous]

    I hope Paris and all the pathetic people who look up to her die.

  • Krystal aka preggy

    hell she draws a hell of alot better then me..lmao

  • Harvey (girly-man) Levin

    Unbaised my ass. Harvey Levin was so biased towards Paris, it was so obvious. I can’t stand that girly-man, he is so despicable, and uses his blog site to destroy people he doesn’t like. He searches and deatroys. I wish City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo will turn the tables and investigate Harvey (the girly-man Levin). Like destroying the life of the City Attorney who put Paris back in jail to serve her time.
    Which is what the majority of the public wanted her to do.

  • you wish


  • Harvey (girly-man) Levin

    You people are nuts, you call that good drawing for a grown woman? Any 7 year old can draw like that.

  • cubanita

    The drawing is more proof she’s got the mental development of a 13 year old

  • Hannah

    I think by the age of 26, one should stop dotting their i’s with hearts.

  • a

    The reason Paris calls TMZ unbiased is because that creep Harvey went after the City Attorney to bring him down, for doing his job, and insisting Paris serve her time like the judge ordered. But Harvey is stepping on too many toes, he better watch out. When you start using your resources to destroy people, like Harvey the creep is doing, you are in dangerous waters.

  • Milli

    what is she , 5 yrs old? That woman is 26 yrs old. Look at her handwriting! And the drawing .
    Oh yeah, sure she wants to stay out of the spotlight my ass! Ryan Seacrest, Harvey Levin, BaBawawa,Larry king etc are definitely the right step in that direction. such a bimbo!
    I am 26 yrs old, work my ass off to get a PhD,make money for rent and college and sometimes I wonder what kind of twisted world I live in where a no talent wh*re like Paris Hilton gets so much attention,millions of dollars just to open her dumb mouth, and where no body gives a s*it about talented, hardworking people.

  • Amy

    WTF? Did she stop mental development in the 6th grade? If I didn’t know that she’d written this, I would have thought it was done by a 12-year-old. She has the penmanship of a child. What an idiot. At least she spelled everything correctly this time.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t believe she is always headline news, when there are more imortant issues.

  • LoveStoned ~

    Personaly (not meaning to insult any Parris fans) I’m surprised she managed to write all of that herself – and without any spelling mistakes!!

  • abby

    I couldn’t care less about her drawing skills but her grammar! The possessive form of its does not have an apostrophe. That’s a contraction for “it is.” I can’t believe young girls look up to this young woman – has she ever heard of checking over her work?

  • Shoegal

    Tip for Paris: I cant draw either and I dont send my drawings to everyone

  • poor paris

    Talk about trying to suck up to the press. The other thing-she said that she would look exactly the same when she got out of jail. As per the pics, looks like PH is like the rest of us. She put on a little bit because she was not exercising and burning off energy. WOW, PH is human.

  • angelinammm

    1 stalin | 06/26/2007 at 10:51 am

    Retarded – she is clearly retarded.


  • Frenchy

    Obviously it was a sarcastic note from Paris.

  • HottieTottie

    I love Harvey. Guess PH does too.

  • Nando

    She draws like how she looks: “BUTT UGLY”

  • Jill

    Hey she even autographed the bottom of the pic. as if this would make the guy a million bucks if she passed away. Maybe she’s hoping to be an artist now or something….hmmmm???

  • Raichill

    Definitely a special needs case. For a grown woman she is so child-like in many ways. Or maybe she doesn’t want to grow up.

  • Mrs. Fugly

    Hey don’t pick on the tards or special needs! Lol! She draws and prints like a 12-or 14 year old girl. So juvenile! That’s okay. I’m surprised actually that, she knew how to write. lol!

  • Mika

    12 or 14 yrs old? I drew like this when I was around 6 yrs old. At 14 I was making quite nice drawings actually, so don’t insult 14 yr olds by comparing them to Parasite.

  • nobody cares

    Guess shes been sucking HArvey off too, he hosted LK last night, just awful. I will not be wathcing LK, unless I hear he is rippin her a new one, which I seriously doubt,

  • Mediterranean

    I got it finally :)!!!

    When she said that she has changed, she meant not wearing her blue colour lenses anymore. You see, she has changed……

    Gosh, can’t she dissappear along with Lohan, Britney, Vic and Ms Eternal-Victim (guess who?)?

  • here we go again

    Hell to the NO!!!!!!!

    Hold on maybe,maybe if she was teaching a
    class on how to suck it up, and giving
    demonstrations! :smile:

  • jones

    w h o a.

    d u m b.

    e e s h.

  • jones

    seriously! this is what young impressionable girls look up to these days?

    how mind-numbingly stupid.

    i’ll take a course where she’s the subject, a lab rat more like where she gets electrocuted.

  • Me

    I read somewhere that she’s got the handwriting of a serial killer…hahaha…that’s saying something.

  • calliesue

    Simply put. shes stupid.

  • LiLBabIexx16

    I think that all you haters are really annoying, i mean yea she does make alot of mistakes and she can be a little wild but she can live her life the way she wants, shes a grown adult and can make her own decisions and from this picture it shows that she has alot of talent. How would you feel if everyone was against you because you were trying to be yourself and have a good time.

  • vicky

    she is my life
    ella es mi vida
    she is my air
    ella es mi aire
    she is my expample to my life
    ella es my ejemplo de vida

    she is the 99,99 % to my heart
    ella es el 99,99% de mi corazon