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Happy Independence Day to one and all! Barbecue your brains out and don’t get blown up by any fireworks! And listen to Paris, ya’ll. Don’t drink and drive! Before you head off, here are two lame Independence Day jokes:

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?

What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration of Independence with a rooster?
John Hancock-a-doodle-doo!

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Posted to: Bon Jovi, George Clooney, Victoria Beckham

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  • brookbeck

    wat with d UGLY picture of Vicky robot goerge clooney hot but she just plain ugly.

  • Fireworks

    All of the other spice girls look great. Posh is too skinny and too orange and i don’t like her hair.

  • julia weinstein

    Her implants look like 2 hard rocks.

  • Didi

    dont be rude julia, fyi, they are lifesaving instruments. she’s the spokeswoman for these guys below


  • [marie]

    You’re right Jared those jokes were lame, but we still love you.

  • alero

    Have a great 4th of July Jared.

  • http://deleted Lady G

    Happy 4th Jared!

    And your jokes were so bad Jared — I couldn’t help but laugh. :lol:

  • jennifer

    happy 4th of july!

    yay for the picture of jon bon jovi!

  • gizmatage

    I’m genuinely curious —- does Jared honestly think we’re actually interested in anything that Victoria “another Paris Hilton-what has she contributed to this world” Beckham is doing?

    Coz I’ve noticed there’s been a LOT — A LOT of pictures of hers, and all I think of whenever I see them is “Who f***ing cares???”

    Perhaps it’s just me — but honestly, what has she actually contributed to this world? I mean, aside from the horrible music and group called the Spice Girls?

    I hate that I’m sounding nasty, but I just keep thinking why should I care about her?

  • ed

    dear gizmatage..
    first of all….who are you
    second….what r you doing…
    if you dont really care about her that’s fine…there’s still other people care about her… and if you really don’t care about anything…dont even waste time to look or say that ” i dont really care about it “…or even waste your time to write a comment about it….because… you dont care right…so burger off and spend your time on what u really care about
    and you are right about yourself too…YOU ARE NASTY…another word for you…JEALOUS… another one…RIDICULOUS….another one…A-S-S-H-O-L-E….one more S-H-I-T-T-Y…. anyways give you the last one … RUBBISH…

    im so happy that victoria doesnt have you as a fan..and im also happy that you r not her fan… all of spice girls fans and VB fans are happy about it…at least we are not the same like you.

    have a good day