HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!
Happy Independence Day to one and all! Barbecue your brains out and don’t get blown up by any fireworks! And listen to Paris, ya’ll. Don’t drink and drive! Before you head off, here are two lame Independence Day jokes:
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration of Independence with a rooster?