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Orlando Bloom Rocks Pornstache

Orlando Bloom Rocks Pornstache

Orlando Bloom works the pornstache (UH, NO THANKS!) as he leaves the Duke of York Theatre earlier this week after rehearsals for David Storey‘s play In Celebration, which officially opens tonight.

In Celebration is a 1969 drama that tells the story of three brothers who are unhappy as they have to travel back to their parents’ Yorkshire home for their 40th wedding anniversary. Once there, tension immediately begins to mount between the three brothers until one of them begins angrily lashing out at the rest of the family, tearing apart their illusion of happiness.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Orlando’s mustache in full bloom?

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38 Responses to “Orlando Bloom Rocks Pornstache”

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  1. 1
    ~*~Get Real~*~ Says:


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    almost Says:

    I agree eeww. hopefully its just for the play and he will shave it when its over.

  3. 3
    Ruth Says:

    It doesn’t look that bad! He is acting in a play and the look is just a part of the character he is creating on the stage. I am glad that he is finally doing some real acting instead of the really awful movies he has appeared in over the last few years.

  4. 4
    Melissa Says:

    Shave it!

  5. 5
    Didi Says:

    he looks like a paedophile

  6. 6
    JoJo Says:

    agreed it’s aweful..but thankfully only for the play.

    anyone know who that guy is behind him (long hair dude)in the walking picture? He is in so many pics with him…must be an agent or something. I see him as often as I see him with Aleen.

    Good luck with the play orli!!

  7. 7
    KC Says:

    Well I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt since I guess he’s doing if for the play.

  8. 8
    KC Says:

    JoJo I believe the man behind him is his assistant Michael Lagnese.

  9. 9
    Mika Says:


  10. 10
    Sweetpea Says:

    Eeewwww is right. He looks like a weasel. Not working for him.

  11. 11
    grace Says:

    ewwww horrible

  12. 12
    Mmmmm Says:

    LOL too funny

  13. 13
    xy Says:

    these photos are only from last night’s rehearsals! the play premieres tonight, in two hours exactly that is!

    so far the play’s booking until september 15th. press night is on july 12th.

    i hope for good reviews and decently behaving fans. everything else would be quite embarrassing for orlando.

  14. 14
    ricki Says:

    I didn’t know the play premieres tonight.

    I don’t care for the mustache, but some of the reactions here are stupid.

  15. 15
    West Says:

    Charlie Chaplin ?…

  16. 16
    xenu Says:

    The ‘stache is cheesy, but as others have said, it’s for the play, which is set in the late ’60s. That’s the way guys looked back then.

  17. 17
    Ali Says:

    omg?! I like him but urgg…

  18. 18
    barnes Says:

    he looks like Adam Brody.

  19. 19
    Tara Says:

    Nice dirtstache

  20. 20
    lindsey Says:

    the play starts previews on the 5th, but doesn’t officially open until the 16th.

  21. 21
    Lilly Says:

    So is he with penelope cruz again?

  22. 22
    ricki Says:

    Penelope is a lesbian, so he can’t be with her, can he?

    I hope he does well with his play and that stupid fangirls won’t ruin it.

  23. 23
    mackenzie Says:

    I hope it’s for a movie

  24. 24
    Leah Says:

    Maybe he’s working against the “SEX-APPEAL” look for a reason ;)…

    Exhausted, under-fed, frusterated, jeez I’m kinda concerned for him. That E-talk b*tch Lainey wrote another article blaming him being the reason for Kate’s anorexia and to ppl he’s either TOO pretty or TOO ugly…I hope the stress of all this doesn’t get to him.

    I think the dude behind him is one of his old buddies, Clive.

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    xenu Says:

    “That E-talk b*tch Lainey wrote another article blaming him being the reason for Kate’s anorexia”

    I wonder if the people saying these things in order to shift responsibility realize just how bad they make Bones look. They make her out to be this helpless, stupid bimbo who can’t make a decision on her own and defers to the Almighty Boyfriend at every turn. I can’t stand her, and even I give her more credit than that. Seriously, have 40 years of feminism and women taking responsibility for their own lives completely escaped these peoples’ notice?

    *steps off soapbox*

    The story of him getting back together with Penelope Cruz appeared in News of the World, for Pete’s sake. I would hope most people have more sense than to believe it. I don’t mind her at all-Tom Cruise Stink nothwithstanding-but…News of the World, people. Jeez.

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