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Britney Spears Can't Poop in Peace

Britney Spears Can't Poop in Peace

More pictures of Britney Spears and her new mystery man have surfaced! Manny? Bodyguard?

The first set of pictures showed a bra-less Britney, who can’t even pee (or poop) in peace, using a public restroom on Monday in Malibu, Calif.

These pictures show Britney‘s mystery man shielding her from paparazzi…

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# 1

oh my god! that hair is so wrong

# 2

Britney IS a poop! God, she is so dang disgusting.

# 3

What the f*ck is with that wig? looks like she got raped in the bushes and has just come out. And britney pooping in the toilet is probably her most dignified position. i wouldnt be suprised if she took a polaroid of her t*urd deposits and put it on her website.

# 4
britney looks so AWESOME @ 07/10/2007 at 2:13 pm

Wow, I knew she was BEAUTIFUL but close up she is awesome!

I think this demostrates Brit Brit’s Power and strength the way everyone wants her, wants to be her, or want a piece of her. If we all could just have a day filled of wonder as she does daily we would all be so happy.

Im very happy
to see her out and about loving life and loving people. Clearly the smile on her face shows her love of life. Concern always for others is her upmost thought, she has come back strong and fearless. We should all learn from her experiences and how she has dealt with it all, with dignity and class. We owe her praise. I will be the first to say, thankyou Brit, and please follow.

We LOVE you Beautiful one ..Britney.

# 5

no mystery, obviously her bodyguard

# 6

Im very happy
to see her out and about loving life and loving people. Clearly the smile on her face shows her love of life. Concern always for others is her upmost thought, she has come back strong and fearless. We should all learn from her experiences and how she has dealt with it all, with dignity and class. We owe her praise. I will be the first to say, thankyou Brit, and please follow.

We LOVE you Beautiful one ..Britney.

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I hope for your sake, that your being sarcastic.

god f*cking help you if you’re not.

# 7
No thanks @ 07/10/2007 at 2:25 pm

DAMN! Now I see why she’s always wearing hats.

# 8
Our world is coming to an end. @ 07/10/2007 at 2:26 pm

HER HAIR/WIG IS SIMPLY DISGUSTING!!!!

# 9

What the hell kinda crap is that? That wig is worse than a cheap 4.99 halloween witch wig for a costume. I mean it looks like she bought it at party city, seriously! wow! what’s up with her lately?

OMG that is disgusting. This girl will never make it. She doesn’t have brains, no talent, no style, she’s to weak, girl give it up and take a shower for crying out loud.

Well at least she is not barefoot in a public bathroom like she usually is, lets hope she put down some TP on the seat but lets hold our breath on that one.

And nr 4 and nr 6 are you for real???? dignity??? strong??? Britney??? You must be joking. You can’t be serieus. I can’t believe that you are.

why doesnt she show her normal natural hair…i wonder if it all fell out??? maybe she has a sickness?…

Whoever put those extentions in her hair was smoking poop…

piper, with a low @ 07/10/2007 at 3:01 pm

Can anyone say rat nest?

Jeez, honey, call up Beyonce’s people or something!!

And BTW… her REAL hair is peaking out in the front I guess those particular strands could no longer stand to be glued in with the rest of that rat’s nest … >=(

leave her allone you are idiot

mina shut up ***** she’s beatiful and she has talent you are a big idiot

i bet it smells…

What is wrong with her? She looks horrible and it is so sad because she has the potential to be beautiful. Or at least very cute. She constantly looks dirty and as if she’s afraid to look in the mirror and that makes it seem like she has some real mental problems.

Why does she insist on using bathrooms in gas stations? Doesn’t she have a home or at least the common sense to go somewhere a little more private or, I don’t know, clean?

She is the living definition of “gross beyond words”.

I am sure she is beautiful under all those hair danglers.

Why not let the world see her cropped hair? I bet it looks nice.

Hey- britney looks so AWESOME -

If by “beautiful” you mean she looks like canned a$$ and if by “owing her praise” you mean that she deserves to be publicly mocked for her horrid parenting skills, poor fashion, lack of talent and general has-been-ness, then I totally agree.

If you seriously think she’s someone to admire, look up to and emulate, you need to up your standards.

hahahahahahahahahahahhaha @ #14.
but yeah that hair .. it’s not cute.

i definitely miss the old britney, it’s sad lmao =[

where are her kids???? pamela anderson is better mother than her…

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