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Jessica Simpson - "Harper's Bazaar" August 2007

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Jessica Simpson tells the world “MY BOOBS ARE REAL” in the August 2007 issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Designer pal Michael Kors sits with Jessica, who turned 27 on Tuesday, and reveals

On plastic surgery: “I’ve had none. But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my bellybutton, I would get them lifted. But you know, my boobs are real.”

On a fellow Texan helping her with acting: “Willie Nelson taught me an amazing thing on (2005′s) The Dukes of Hazzard: He memorizes his lines by writing them as a song, and they become a melody to him. I’ve been wanting to do a country record because it’s just my roots; it’s my soul. I aspire to be like Patsy Cline. Willie actually turned me on to her because he used to be one of her background singers.”

On how she compensates with her 5-foot-figure: “I just wear really high heels.”

On believing men like shapely women: “I don’t get the whole rail thing.”

On her preference of singing or acting: “In my music career, there have been moments of failure, and with acting, I haven’t had that yet. But music is opening up my heart and every emotion inside of me.”

On what she’s do if she wasn’t acting or singing: “I’d be a therapist”

On her on-again, off-again boyfriend John Mayer: “I love his Continuum record. There’s your answer.”

Check out other pictures taken from the photo shoot that day, which were taken back in May.

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  • Yily

    Hag! Over her.

  • coco

    She looks like a tranny.

  • Eww she’s ugly

    On her preference of singing or acting: “In my music career, there have been moments of failure, and with acting, I haven’t had that yet.

    LMAO….her entire acting career has been nothing but a failure.

  • susan


  • Anthony

    She looks gorgeous! Love the scond shot in black

  • Barbara

    “…and with acting I haven’t had that yet.” The producers of Legally Blonde are going to love reading that.

  • a

    her mouth is hanging open in the second picture

  • Krung Krung

    blah blah, ciao y’all…

  • Kha

    Ha! She thought she would be on demand by divorcing Nick, now she’s a has been regreting the very second she decided to divorce. Now she’s trying her hardest to look like Eva Longoria and Vanessa. What a loser!

  • Yari


  • Yily

    Seriously, what does Jessica do nowadays? Her music career is practically over and her movie career will soon follow. I don’t think anybody here watch her movies. All her movies suck anyway. Don’t waste your time ya’ll. Major movie star Jessica Simpson is not. She’s more of a has-been.


    Ooooh, poor thing now wants Carrie Underwood’s career since even her stupid lil’ lip synching froggie sister assley can outsell her on the pop charts. If Nashville goes near this silly ho’ real country fans should riot.

  • blah

    wtf is SHE doing on the cover on bazaar??are there no models anymore?

  • Angelina

    I don’t like Jessica’s cover on Bazaar magazine…she looks i dunno, a bit old and weird and her second shot in black was okay. I am not bashing her, I simply just don’t her shots. I just have to say this: Gwen’s shot in Bazaar magazine was amazing- has nothing to do with Jessica Simpson but yeah…

  • Tara

    I don’t really like or dislike Jessica S.
    She is a pretty girl, those rag mags just catch doing everyday shit where of course she isn’t gonna look like supermodel 24/7.
    Her biggest problem is her scumbag Dad trying to get rich off of his little girls… Would a real agent/manager really let their client take part in some of the films “they” have chosen to start her “acting” career, enough said.

  • anon

    jessica looks gorgeous and really classy on these pics, and if she is so ugly then why the hell would she be on the front page of a glossy magazine dimwits!

  • André

    This cover is rly ugly..and I like Jessica.
    Having lip implants is considered plastic surgery isn’t it? Cause SHE admited she got some lip-enhancement years ago.

  • H

    she hasn’t had failure in her acting career HAHA LMAO I want whatever she’s smoking to think that lol

  • André

    angelina has a point : Gwen’s cover was amazing! One of the best covers I’ve ever seen.

  • [~Famous~]

    wow.. she’s actually really ugly – str8 man face. The chin – ugh

  • uzzzz

    OMG those lip are falling off her face … and in the first picture her head looks superimposed. She is pretty, but this pics are horrible.

  • Patrick

    I agree that Gwen’s cover was hot, but Jessica not. What is it about this hack that seems to screw up everything she does. Maybe the high school drop out thing. She comes off as a very very desperate person, that she will tap any man off that move. Look how she is trying to go after Justin Timberlake after a fail shot with Adam of Maroon 5, since her relationship failed with Mayer. A guy that ends up with her will have no stability in the relationship, soon as the next guy thats a little more popular comes along she will be gone, you can ask Nick about that.
    This chick will pop anybody for fame. I find that nasty.

    On what she would do if she wasn’t acting or singing: “I’d be a therapist”
    I almost spit my coffee across the room from laughing so hard. How is this crazy, mixed up, low self-esteem thing going to be a therapist and HONEY YOU GOT TO HAVE AN EDUCATION TO DO THAT. With the failure of your last movie and up coming failure of the next one, you might want to get started on that education.

  • Violette

    Is it just me or does he rarm look like it’sin the wrong place on the cover photo? She looks stunning on the second though.

  • Dumdums

    Why is the tip of her nose touching her top lip.. has her nose expanded?

  • preesi

    Here is MY take on Jessica Simpson…
    She was adorable on Newlyweds with NO make-up looking very fresh and youthful…
    With all this crap on her face, she looks way too old and bad…
    And she sings crap songs and sings them badly, like a epileptic wolf.

    When Brooke Shields dumped her mom as manager and did what she felt best for her career, she soared.

    Jessica needs to dump her dad

  • tanique33

    huh, shes not had a failure in movies? just how does she define success? and do people’s lips tend to just get bigger without some sort of external help? i didn’t realize your lips just start growing one day. her answers are head scratchers.

    patsy cline made me laugh. um, i think i’ll skip this issue.

  • Iris

    A naturally gorgeous woman who has a knack of making everything she wears look cheap.

    BTW, I’m totally sick of voluptuous women calling themselves ‘real women’ and bagging on women who are naturally thin. Are we not ‘real women’ because we are skinny and not as ample in the bust? This is insulting and completely ignorant. If you are going to embrace woman-hood Jessica Simpson (and all other celebrities claiming to be ‘real women’ just because they are curvaceous) then you should celebrate the fact that we come in different shapes and sizes and it’s not the size of our breasts that makes us ‘real’.

  • Kathy

    she already has had work done, she had a lift as a teenager

  • Patrick

    She comes off as dumb in this interview, After her dad pretty much said her last movie was a flop, her statement makes her seem stupid. I understand the artical was before her dad made that statement, but most of the public will not know that.
    Her chin looks manly her hand looks rough and manly and not to mention those legs are horrible. I wonder do she take steroids?

  • Sara Lee

    She’s an idiot, changing herself for a man, b*tch please! Grow up, ditch your father, and stop talking about your boobs, they’re not that spectacular! Will somebody take this broad back to Texas for us, she’s a JOKE!!!

  • Mmmmm

    At least she is not shallow like her sister and just changed her look altogether. She does have a huge rack!

  • Jilli

    I was thinking the samething Iris, that ticked me off. I was born thin and have been thin for 30 years and I am a real woman, just because I do not have sagging fat tats like hers does not make me less of a woman and my shape is 10 times better than hers and by the way Jess I have a PHD, maybe if you did more than sat your a$$ around and eat you would not be so closed minded and relized like Iris said “we come in different shapes and sizes and it’s not the size of our breasts that makes us ‘real’.
    So what the he11 is dumb a$$ Jessica talking about, never mind I’m sure she do not know what she is talking about.

  • Patrick

    “A huge rack”. Yeah like she’s a cow, a real tool to use by men not to be taking seriously.

  • freddie

    saw her in person at a friend’s party she is very small but she look’s better in pictures she has a werid chin and nose she look’at her-self in any glass window or mirror she can and smiling at her-self as for her singing or comparing her-self to Pasty Cline i was laughing so hard i was crying.
    She’s also very rude and totally into her-self it’s all about her what happened with the program for kid’s she was suppose to be sponsering in?
    they dumped her cause she doesn’t have time for anybody but her-self.
    At the party she kept talking about her-self me,me,me she was actually pretty boring i thought she was larger than life and couldn’t wait to meet her boy was i disappointed she’s a really dumb girly girl.

  • Lyzz

    what crap.. you know she’s gotten some work done on those ta tas..

  • Judy

    I don’t understand why she doesn’t admit she really had plastic surgery. On her lips, on her nose, on her face… And her boobs are sooo fake ! I mean, look at her first pictures, when she was much younger…
    Her acting career ? I didn’t know she had a career…

  • inhirnamy137

    Why does this chick keeping getting covers, she is boring and dimwitted.

  • A

    I’m sorry, but she hasn’t put one CD out there that’s been good. And from the clips that I saw in Dukes, she girl can’t act. I really don’t know why she’s famous- when she sings she sounds like she’s straining herself, and when she acts she looks dumb. I don’t get it.

  • A

    And why is she on the cover of Bazaar? who want’s to read about her. She should stick to being the spokesperson for proactive.

  • Jess

    Jessica is too stupid TO get an education, she looks like a man, and she can’t act and sing. She is a HAS-BEEN, her 15 minutes are long gone. She’d better be investing what money she has left.

  • Cynthia

    I don’t understand how come this idiot is always getting these magazine covers? She’s like a broken record, ‘my boobs are real’,'I’m a natural beauty’,'I love my bumpy nose’. If that was the truth, she wouldn’t be stressing it all the time. Why does she feel it’s noble for her to walk around with that ugly hump on her nose? It’s that monstrosity that’s holding her career and love life back, DUH! WHY DON’T SHE JUST GIVE UP ALREADY AND GO BACK TO TEXAS AND STAY. SHE WAS UPSTAGED BY GIRLS THAT WERE DRESSING ACCORDING TO THE WEATHER ON HER BIRTHDAY. TMZ DISSED JESS FOR NON CELEBS! SOMEBODY’S FAME IS FADING…………..FAST.

  • nika

    omg is she serious!? in her acting career hasn´t had a failure!? blonde ambition is been said to be the worst.
    I have nothing against her, but, she has a body of a woman and seems to have a mind of 15 year old =\.

  • Scooby Doo

    Wow, I had no idea she was only 5 feet! I always thought she was relatively tall…

  • haha!

    URG!!!…..i dont like her smile/teeth in the cover pic, there is something “off” about them.

  • Mike

    Not this hideous monkey again! Well she does look bazaar and sound so ignorant.
    I hope those magazines are left in the stores.
    Papa Joe had some ugly girls which means chances are she will produce an ugly child.
    Jessica can’t invest the money she has cause the whole family is using that money. She has to stay on the block and make more money for the pack.

  • Cookie

    That cover is awful. I looks like they copied and pasted her head into somebody else’s body.

  • Mrs. Fugly

    Woah! 5’0″ tall! I thought she was 5’3.” What a midget!

  • (‘@’)

    Of course her boobs are real cuz they are sagging and unfirm. Even blind can tell they are real. They are big don’t mean that they are pretty. Keep that in mind, Jessica!

  • Padma

    She is such a fake, dumb, ignorant, spoiled rat with no opinion on anything, but – possibly – some surfaced, random things that no one cares about. I really… DISLIKE her, what is it with some fake US-blonde barbie dolls getting famous for nothing but being dumb? I mean, sometimes you really wonder who is more pathetic: she or the people who are actually investing in her.

  • jessicaisgross

    She is all over Harper’s wearing a $25,000 fur jacket all full of herself. She makes me want to throw up. She’s so phony and annoying!