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John Mayer: Chad Keeps Me Warm at Night

John Mayer: Chad Keeps Me Warm at Night

John Mayer updates his blog to wish his sound engineer pal a Happy Birthday. Apparently, John feels Chad‘s body is a wonderland!

“Happy Birthday, Chad.
You are my sound engineer (hence the sound board birthday cake)
and together we share a house.
You keep me warm on those cold nights
by making sure the thermostat is functioning properly.
And if it’s not, then we lovingly embrace
the fact that it will be cold
and pile on extra blankets
in our respective beds
that are located next to one another
at our local Serta mattress dealer.

I long to feel your caring touch
on the production of the next CD
And look forward to showering again with you soon.
Your sister looks lovely with that pregnant glow, and I hope the gift will go to good use.

I’ll share a fact about Chad.
Chad reads every word of a software user agreement, and usually seeks legal counsel before (if ever) agreeing to the terms of service. So far he has spent over eighteen thousand dollars in attorney fees and has yet to install FireFox.

Happy Birthday, my friend.”

Just Jared on Facebook
Posted to: John Mayer

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  • angelina_mmm

    hahaha
    cool

  • Anonymous

    He has an unusual sense of humor.Way too intellectual for Jessica.

  • ♥yes♥

    um, in my mind he is even MORE of an idiot

  • madisos

    is he gay? not that there’s anything wrong with that

  • Lizzie

    He’s quirky funny and cool – not gay. Just aware that everyone will be ‘reading gay’ in to his post.

    I like him more and more every single day.

  • Stella

    He’s so funny. Chad must have died laughing at this ode. I agree with #2. Even through I don’t know Jessica Simpson personally, I don’t see her getting John’s witty and quirky sense of humor.

  • Dirty Cougar

    Sorry to say, This is a baaaad picture of John! He looks like a fugly @etard!

  • pipi

    haha, that was actually funny.

  • anon

    SO FUNNY, JOHN IS AWESOME

  • krufh

    i like the firefox thing…. so funny…

  • Amber

    I am not a fan. Haven’t heard his songs. Just knew him cause he dated Jessica. I do however think he has an awesome sense of humor. If I were his friend I would die laughing at it and honored at the same time. I can’t understand why people thinks he’s gay. Gimme a break! Now, I’m starting to like him just because what he did to Ryan Seacrest and I think he’s a pretty down to earth guy. Peace.

  • fatso

    ah ha ha… that firefox joke at the end was pretty classic.

  • Ida

    Chad? Chad Micheal Murray?

  • Quiet Observer

    He’s much smarter than people are aware and he has an incredibly quirky sense of humor. If you get a chance, check out his blog on his site: http://www.johnmayer.com/blog I never understood his being with Jessica Simpson, aside from the fact that she’s blond and has a sexy figure.

  • trezeafriendly

    poor jessica he’s way too smart 4 her but i guess the sex was great, for him atleast

  • Adam

    Nice to see he doesn’t care how other people will react to what he says, very funny!

  • none

    I like John and I get his quirky humor, but I am beginning to think he might be gay.

  • Lauryn

    I love him. Period.

  • Carly

    I don’t think he is smarter than Jessica I think both are very dumb, think about it, smart people do not want to be with dumb people what will they talk about? You can see the fustration in Nick when he was dealing with her, that all get old after awhile.
    A smart man knows he need a smart woman by his side or else she would pull him down. I use to think he was smart, but I’m starting to see through all the hype around him, the paid people that get online and try to make him seem bigger than life. If you guys really check it out, you will start seeing it too.