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Paris Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog

Paris Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog

Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!

A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay‘s police mugshot and reads:

LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call — or go to —

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”

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HAVE YOU SEEN LINDSAY LOHAN, THE LOST DOG?

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# 1

hahahahahahahahahahaha

# 2
stellartes @ 08/15/2007 at 10:49 am

hilarious!

# 3

This is really vicious. Proves PAris hasn’t really changed at all. (Did anyone really think she had???) She is back with her old crew. That includes the repulsive druggie, Brandon Davis. He is the one who probably did the poster. Hope Lindsay stays on her course of rehab and dumps these terrible worthless people once and for all. Lindsay has talent and she has acomplished more, professionally, than all these stupid rich kids ever will. They are jealous of her. I hope she makes it.

# 4

YOU ARE THE BEST PARIS

# 5
Shrugging an atlas @ 08/15/2007 at 10:54 am

That is actually pretty funny even if it is from Paris

# 6

OMG!! That is freakin hilarious!

# 7

thats sad,if ppl dont like her why dont they leave her alone but
I dont even think thats from paris

# 8

I have to admit….this is quite funny but, Paris Hilton is a piece of trash! Obviously she’s got too much time on her hands. Does she not remember her own jail stay?! What a vindictive, two-faced ******! She’ll never change!

# 9

Umm, hello retards. Just becuz it’s on the gate at Paris’s house does not mean Paris put it there! Do you people believe everything you see, hear and read?

There’s nothing like kicking Lindsay when she’s down, is there Paris? That’s an unkind thing to do – even if you were so desperate to get your name back in the news.

Do we know for sure that Paris actually had anything to do with this?

[~Famous~] @ 08/15/2007 at 11:02 am

That’s Hilariously Funny!!

Not Impressed @ 08/15/2007 at 11:03 am

Wow.. Speechless.

IMMATURE

What a bully crabs infested h. @ 08/15/2007 at 11:04 am

Herplex Parasite that bizch is a joke..she’s calling Hohan names..Hohan should kick her bird face scarecrow azz. Crabfest makes me sick. When she lied on Larry King I wasn’t surprise and the h.o better stay away from Nicole. Bizch picked on her too.,growing up. What a ska.nk bully. Bizch scared of her shadow. I don’t care for Lohan either but Crabby is disgusting. Yuck..Gross..

[~Famous~] @ 08/15/2007 at 11:04 am

Everyone knows Paris is to stupid to think of something like that.

OMG that is soooo funny. I highly doubt that Paris did it herself, either she is being set up or someone did it for her. She would never have the wit to put that together.

im sorry…but that is funny!!!!

She IS too stupid for that. And besides, paps are outside her house 24/7. Get a clue people, someone smarter and more clever than Paris did that shiz.

That was vicious! Hahahaha!!!!! Still don’t like Wonky eye though.

There is something seriously wrong with that. I think they’re all a bunch of morons, but I don’t think highly of anyone who kicks someone while they’re down. Regardless of if it was ****** Paris, slick Brandon or whoever.

FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT READ, IT SAYS GO TO MYSPACE.COM/DIRTYAGENDA…HELLO THAT COTTY GUY IS THE ONE WHO PUT UP THE POSTER. I AM BY NO MEANS A PARIS FAN BUT THIS IS NOT HER DOING. SHE’S BUSY HANGING OUT WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHERS ON THE BEACH…

Proving once again Paris is a low class ***** that she has always been.

famouslivingdead @ 08/15/2007 at 11:52 am

paris…grow up!!!!how can she says something like that wen she, herself a ****….wat a troublemaker…paris is a real *****!!

Birds of a feather flock together. Nice necklace, though.

Just when will that kid (Lohan) stop destroying herself?

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