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Paris Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog

Paris Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog

Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!

A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay‘s police mugshot and reads:

LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call — or go to —

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”

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HAVE YOU SEEN LINDSAY LOHAN, THE LOST DOG?

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Posted to: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton

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