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Enrique Iglesias might have a hot single burning the airwaves right now and an even hotter girlfriend in Anna Kournikova, but he still has a “tiny” problem– “I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it’s really embarrassing for people – you know, from experience” – he said in a previous Esquire Magazine article.
Making condoms to accommodate any sudden “growth spurts,” Lifestyles Condoms is now guaranteeing Enrique $1 million dollars that they have something to fit him just right if he agrees to try on—and model—each of their varied sizes. Lifestyles Condoms range from the mesmerizing “Mega” to the ever-adorable “Lifestyles Snuggle Fit.” It takes a real man to admit his shortcomings and if this Latin crooner can flaunt a fault like this and still keep a hottie like Anna on his arm, other men are sure to follow suit and take pride in what they’re not packin’ and make sure to keep what they do have safe.
To make this quick mil, Lifestyles would coordinate an intimate photo shoot for the singer, wherein the photos could be viewed on the brand’s website, and would be featured on the boxes of the winning size condom.
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1st one to comment!!!!!!
oh my
i know, pretty nasty.
Well thats funny to make a joke about that but really you should probably just keep that to yourself. So now hes known for making lame music, dating Anna Kournikova and having a small ****.
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Bet it’s really just the opposite and he is just joking around. You can when you have it.
He loves joking around. This is a joke right, right?! My friends say I am in denial. This cant be real. Im down to check out the photo shoot!!
I think he was joking…
That gave me a boner.
LOL!!!
YOU ALL KNOW YOU’D HIT THAT SALAMI…OH YEAH….BIG OR SMALL WHO GIVES A ****?! **** US ALL ENRIQUE!!!
HE’S HOTTT
He needs to be more specific, give some measurements or photographic evidence … failing that, lets ask Ana, she will know!
Hey Enrique! Can I try you on for size? LOL…
I like to think that size doesn’t matter – but sometime it just does. Well, whatever size it is that he’s got – I’d like to try it on :) hehe
Kisses Enrique!
Seb
understandbly so…by any measure, Enrique is half-Filipino, so goes the the genes in him. But, they could be lovely still. hmmmm
I think he was joking…but seriously, why can’t people just keep topics like that to themselves? celebs go at their mouth and then wonder why they get hounded by tabloids…if they avoided saying stupid things like this, then the problem is averted…I don’t want to know his ***** size thank you…if you have to talk about it yourself, then there’s a problem…
haha, I didn’t realize the proper terms for our body parts was considered obscene…can’t believe that thing censored me…I can get away with cursing some on here, but actually using the medical terms for a person’s parts is wrong and lude? Come on JJ…
come on enrique the mole make some more noise since your cd insomniac flopped.
susie – I get censored quite a bit just for trying to pass on info and I never use bad language – it’s quite possible someone just didn’t like what you said so flagged you. Way too much flagging on this site and a lot of the time the one’s doing the censoring should are the most vile.
I think this was a joke – he is very confident and only someone with something to brag about would even consider saying something like that.
I’d be shooting my stuff straight into Anna!!! Forget the condom.
so his new cd flopped?ha ha ha!
so his new cd flopped?ha ha ha ha!
hermaphrodite fears….?
I am pretty sure that this is just a joke of his. He is known for messing around in his interviews. Not long ago he told some interviewer that he was single and had been recently divorced when he was never even married and is still with AK. I think that this is prob what he is doing here again. Why would he just say something random like his ***** is really small and then elaborate about it. Isn’t that something a guy would usually hide? I don’t know, just seems a little odd.
THAT WAS HE TOLD A HOUSTON PRESS REPORTER IN OCTOBER 2005
http://www.houstonpress.com/2005-10-20/calendar/the-princess-diaries/
If he’s serious, then good for him for admitting his..erm..shortcomings! I hope for Anna’s sake that he has other talents! LOL!
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