Top Stories

John Mayer Shuts Up Like a Clam

John Mayer Shuts Up Like a Clam

What is John Mayer trying to tell us in his latest blog??

Posed last night in New York City, Mayer addressed the huge billboards and magazine ads flooding America with his pretty mug.

He blogged: “Phheww… That’s a lot of GAP ads, is all I’m saying. I mean, I hope… Yah. Are we, you kno – yah. We cool? Cause I would nev- good. good. Sorry. Okay, I’m gon-yah, I’m gonna go. NO, I just.. I hav- bye.”

Translation: I’m so pretty in the GAP ads. I LOVE CAMERON DIAZ AND WE ARE DATING!

Right?

Like Just Jared on Facebook

JJ Links Around The Web

  • Amanda Peterson's cause of death revealed - US Weekly
  • Mel Gibson cleared in alleged paparazzi attack - TMZ
  • Britney Spears... banned from dating?! - Gossip Cop
  • Jennifer Lawerence stuns in new Dior ad - Just Jared Jr
  • Kylie Jenner launches an anti-bullying campaign - Radar
  • Robert Pattinson crashed a wedding in Ireland - Huffington Post
  • We didn't see this celeb split coming - Lainey Gossip
  • Start polishing Cate Blanchett's next Oscar - The Hollywood Reporter
A Member of Townsquare Entertainment News | Advertise here