John Mayer Shuts Up Like a Clam

What is John Mayer trying to tell us in his latest blog??

Posed last night in New York City, Mayer addressed the huge billboards and magazine ads flooding America with his pretty mug.

He blogged: “Phheww… That’s a lot of GAP ads, is all I’m saying. I mean, I hope… Yah. Are we, you kno – yah. We cool? Cause I would nev- good. good. Sorry. Okay, I’m gon-yah, I’m gonna go. NO, I just.. I hav- bye.”

Translation: I’m so pretty in the GAP ads. I LOVE CAMERON DIAZ AND WE ARE DATING!

Right?