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Jessica Alba: Darn You, Ross! Darn You!

Jessica Alba: Darn You, Ross!  Darn You!

Jessica Alba shows off her fake tooth on TRL Thursday (taped Tuesday) in New York City.

“[Costar Dane Cook and I] did all of our love scenes in one day and I chipped a tooth and I lost a tooth, isn’t that disgusting? We’re smashing our faces together, it’s not the slowest, most romantic love scene.”

The self-proclaimed klutz also elaborated on her acceptance speech from the Teen Choice Awards after winning the female hottie award. She originally said:

“I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn’t love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. (laughs) Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!”

On TRL, Alba explained Ross and her were mere 7-years-olds. “I was the only girl in a huge group of boys,” she said. “I was always playing sports with the boys and they were always picking me last. I remember when he wanted to kiss me, he said if I kissed him, he would pick me first for his team. I kissed him… but he still picked me last.”

FYI: Alba is wearing wore a Yigal Azrouel cropped jacket, Colette jewels and a hot new pair of Christian Louboutin Super T shoes.

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Photos: Bryan Bedder/Getty
Posted to: Dane Cook, Jessica Alba, TRL

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  • Miss Vex

    I totally love this gurl. :)

  • Sasha

    I FAIL TO SEE THIS LADY ACTING TALENTS.
    HERE MY LIST OF CANT ACT ACTRESSES:
    JENNIFER ANISTON VERY STUPID WONNA BE ACTRESS
    JESSICA SIMPSON
    JESSICA ALBA A LITTLE BETTER IN FANTASTIC FOUR
    COURTNEY COX VERY STUPID TV WONNA BE ACTRESS
    MY BOSS JUST WALK IN SO I HAVE TO STOP HERE FOR NOW.

  • Rayt

    that’s cute

  • Angelina’s granny panties

    Her grill still looks amazing.

  • Galia

    She is sweet and funny and talanted :)

  • Me

    She is so cute. I love how down to earth she seems.

  • Nellie

    Sh’e soo cute and Hot!!!

  • http://- Joanna [Poland]

    Haha. She’s funny! Ahhh, I love these hells! They’re hot!

  • YAY ALBA!!!!

    UM, #1 – SASHA – YOU ARE RETARDED.
    #2…SHE MAY NOT BE THE BEST ACTRESS (FANTASTIC 4 WAS OK, THOUGH), SHE’S STILL BEAUTIFUL…SO NATURAL. UNLIKE THESE OTHER HOLLYWOOD GIRLS WHO NEED TONS OF MAKEUP/PLASTIC SURGERY TO LOOK HALF WAY DECENT. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL WITH NO MAKEUP AND WITH MAKEUP. LOVE HER!!! HER STYLE IS GORGEOUS, TOO…

  • kat

    i like her she’s cute. i remember watching her on t.v. when she was on the show ‘Flipper” with the dolphins. i thought she was always pretty. she’s come a long way.

  • Nadia

    she has good fashion sense

  • mary

    oh, i love her, she’s soo funny *–*

  • ray

    i love her, like always so classy..

  • angelina_mmm

    funny and pretty

  • CRAZY_HO

    Nice Teeth and smile, ugly face – DUMB BRAINS!!

  • joe

    so beautiful.

  • http://justjared Steph

    Nothing special about her, she’s just average. If she can be a star, anyone can. I could walk through the mall and see many girls just like her, and many who are more attractive.

  • Samantha

    I don’t understand why Jessica Alba is so popular? Yes she is young and she is considered “attractive” by USA media standards. But a good actress absolutely NOT. Jessica has only been in pop corn flicks and she’s obviously marketed towards the MTV teenaged audience. I think Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johnnansson, are much better actresses. They can do serious challenging material. Even Sienna Miller has done serious dramatic films with some success. Alba hasn’t proven she is a serious actress.

  • jane

    i’m sorry i didnt get it. did she actually lose a tooth for real?

  • ilaria

    Yes, she did!

  • YAY ALBA!!!!

    SAMANTHA, YOU ARE CORRECT ABOUT JOHANSENN, KIERA AND SIENNA ARE GOOD ACTRESS’…AND, NO JESSICA HAS NOT DONE A ‘SERIOUS’ ROLE..BUT SHE’S YOUNG AND LEARNING. SHE IS GORGEOUS, AND MOST OF HER ROLES REVOLVE AROUND THAT. SHE WOULD BE TOO BEAUTIFUL TO PLAY ANY OF THE CHARECTERS ANY OF THOSE OTHER GIRLS DO..

  • Fug Face Man!ston

    alba’s adorable and all, but she’s corny – borderline lame.

    no talent, looks will only get you but so far.

  • Cynthia

    She is a pretty good actress, but I don’t think this movie is going to be a number 1 hit though.

  • Jennie

    i like her, i don’t get why others don’t. she’s cute. i think she’s a great actress, maybe later on she’ll get more serious and start doing serious roles, but people also have to understand. she’s not doing every single movie out there. she’s only signing up for a role that she likes. yes kiera may be a great actress, i wouldn’t know, i’m not a fan of hers, i’ve only seen her in POC. but i read a quote from her, and she’s just letting fame get to her head. scarlett, i actually like.

  • tom
  • walker

    XThis movie is going to be crappy. I heard there were only about 40 people at the premiere. NEXT.

  • shut up already

    X She tries to come across as sweet,only if she knows it will benefit her.

    “I hope that my recent work will help producers get past my hotness.”

    “The paps? I could give two shits about them.”

    “I don’t know why people are so obsessed with my ass!”

    “I have curves, I can’t help it. My aunts are fat.”

    http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/jessica-alba.htm

  • stoney

    Their pathetic excuse to exploit Alba’s ass masked as a ‘film’ makes me so fucking nauseous. Anyone who actually goes to see this crap might as well sit at home and watch some porn on their computer like the fucking dork they are, buying into all this bullshit hollywood feeds them. Enough of this stupid untalented whore and her hideous, plagarizing co-star!

  • B*tch slap

    X Yeah she was with Jeter, so she has herpes just like Jessica Biel and all of the other chicks he’s been with.

  • B*tch slap

    Xxxx She made all of those comments? She’s a real b*tch then, just like I always thought she was. And she’s getting old. She’s getting a Jennifer Aniston jaw.

  • ya ya

    I don’t know why people seem to pee their pants over this skinny chick. She’s just so boring and talentless.

    http://www.hollywoodplastic.com

    She should thank her surgeon for her nosejob.

  • shut up already

    XXXX That was the stupidest speech ever! “I used to be pigeoned-toed, and bucktoothed…” BUT LOOK AT ME NOW, LOOK AT ME NOW!”

    Get over yourself Bitch.

    “[Ross] promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball … I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.”

    Um… I guess we know how this little slut got into acting. She learnt at a young age that sexual acts or at least the promise of them are required to become successful…

    I’m pretty tired of this slut’s rant comments about her own “hotness.”

  • si si

    i don’t care what people think about her, i think she is so beautiful.

  • shut up already

    More of her dumb comments:

    “I don’t show much butt or cleavage.”

    Oh yeah! what about when you’re posing half naked for all of the guy’s magazines? Hypocrite.

    “I’m sick of getting the sexy roles!”

    I guess there putting a gun to your head, right? PLEASE SHUT UP!

  • shut up already

    Yeah, she’s a hypocrite with herpes. SHe should have made the speech to Derek, not some kid from like 3rd. grade!

    She really should’ve have changed the words to it.

    “Derek, you A*S! you gave me herpes! Look at me now! Look at me now!”
    That would’ve been funny.

  • bettiep

    She’s definitely got some sore action going on there on her lower lip. It’s more noticeable in the pics from the Fantastic 4 premiere.

  • walker

    This chick needs to be called out for how b*tchy she really is. And I am glad you guys are doing it here! She got a nosejob? Interesting. And she smokes, too huh? She must really stink, then.

  • mercenary2000

    She’s becoming more and more unattractive to me! She totally looks anorexic, now she also smokes, which is a huge turn off. OVERRATED twat!!!

  • MJ
  • bettiep

    Her two front teeth are chipped. I wonder if that’s what she’s pointing to?

  • Hula
  • snakeclocks

    I hate Jessica Alba, shes is a race traitor. Your brown bitch not white get it through your head. You maybe half white but your skin color is not. She is the latino version of Beyonce.

  • jose

    She’s getting old cause she smokes and she probably doesn’t eat very much. Her face is so angular now. Her jaw line is so sharp. It looks like she’s sucking her cheeks in.

  • queen

    SHe’s trying to gain sympathy. SHe does that when she knows it will benefit her. “But he still picked me last..” Aaahh Boo Hoo “Miss, The paps? I could give two shits about them.” But you give a shit now, right? since you have this crappy movie coming out? What a two-faced b*tch.

  • the_original_nika

    you people are fucking unbelivable, how can you make such comments, do you know her? NO YOU DON´T.
    Sure she´s hot, no not the best actress around. Still.. someone that wasn´t beautiful, not her case since she appeared in the scene has been a cutie, knows whats its like not been wanted by people. In her case, guys.
    I´d have to say your jealous, why else hate her so much!

  • Tim

    Ross must be killing himself right now.

  • MJ

    #45, hate her so much cause she’s a sh*t talker. She just needs to shut up already.

  • sammie

    I disagree with the person that said that Alba is too pretty to play a serious role….Charlize Theron is a gorgeous woman and yet she changed completely for her role in ” Monster” and she won an oscar for that movie

    Alba doesn’t have the talent and she isn’t the most beautiful woman on earth she’s just another useless pretty girl in hollywood

  • (‘@’)

    She is cute and pretty but I can’t stand her kindo voice and speech.

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