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Jordan's Jugs = RIDICULOUS

Jordan's Jugs = RIDICULOUS

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Don’t these pictures just make you wanna laugh? Those things look so ridiculous. Ridiculous!!!!!!

Katie Price, aka Jordan, and hubby Peter Andre left the kiddies at home and checked out Movida Nightclub in London late Thursday night. Jordan wore a sparkly gray minidress but let me ask you — does the front of the dress lift up much higher than the back because there’s so much extra skin it’s trying to cover?

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55 Responses to “Jordan's Jugs = RIDICULOUS”

  1. 1
    Tash Says:

    Cheap, trashy and Yuk. But they make me smile for some wierd reason? Maybe its looking at a couple that regardless of WHAT they look like they genuinely seem in love and to care for each other? Or maybe I need to lay off the booze – hehe.

  2. 2
    mildred l Says:

    LOL

  3. 3
    lavagirl Says:

    I thought she said that she was going to reduce the size of those jugs? But then maybe she got the blow-them-up with a pump version. Peter Andre has lost weight.

  4. 4
    vicky Says:

    they look so cheap..

  5. 5
    Sunshine Williams Says:

    1st! the both of them look hideous!

    2nd) her makeup is f*cked up

    3rd) her body is f*cked up

    4th) why does she have on this dress?

    5th) her husband looks fruiter than that fruit basket on top of Carmen Maranda’s head! lol

    6th THE BOTH OF THEM LOOK HIDEOUS!

  6. 6
    bloodywakeup! Says:

    yak! such a sleeze bag!

  7. 7
    **** Says:

    Jugs Jared? Are you secretly a frat boy?

  8. 8
    Jennie Says:

    i have nothing against her, but i hate it when girls get surgery and make their boobs look like explosive bombs. sure sure, some girls are insecure about their size. i’m against plastic sugery, unless it’s a medical issue. but i am, because i feel as-though, most girls/women get it for the wrong reasons, and some of the perks that come along are disgusting. most get them for attention, and along comes perverts. especially when you get a boob job, and your new size isn’t realistic. at least make them look natural and perfect for your size, so people can’t tell that it’s fake. i’m not mean, but i live in vegas, and a lot of girls/women here get them done all the time. and it’s outrageous, because you can completely tell that it’s fake, because the size is so horrendous, and they’re even playing, squeezing, feeling their breast in public ! it’s just hideous.

  9. 9
    Galia Says:

    HAHAHAHA, they really made my day :) I just wonder how she can live with those huge baloons. Anyway, she looks like a cheap porn star and it’s a pitty because the rest of her body looks ok and she could be much better.

  10. 10
    Lulu.B Says:

    they’re not ugly ppl…just beautifully trashy.

    send ur kids to boarding school!

  11. 11
    mumrulz Says:

    Ewww! Jared can you put a warning up next time! I just ate.
    something along the lines of “Jordans jugs and her ugly snatch too!!” The last thing I want to look up is her dress. and how much gel crap has that pretty boy Peter got in his hair!

  12. 12
    angelina_mmm Says:

    they are revolting

  13. 13
    tman Says:

    yes e! reality stars jordan & peter finally go partying again i hope she doesn’t get drunk i causes a scene . she looks hot so does peter

  14. 14
    cala Says:

    Nice boobies!

  15. 15
    wrkoutgrl Says:

    N-A-S-T-Y!!!

  16. 16
    Cherri Says:

    I LIKE THEM, THEY SEEM A BIT MORE INTERESTING THEN MOST CELEBRITIES, EXCEPT I DON’T LIKE HER THE WAY SHE’S POSING AND REVEALING THAT MUCH SKIN

  17. 17
    Angelina's granny panties Says:

    These two are so in love, with themselves.

  18. 18
    SYDNEY Says:

    WHO IS THIS ****?

  19. 19
    Blah! Says:

    Those knockers have made her a multi millionaire! Nothing wrong with that, if you ask me.

  20. 20
    Ha! Says:

    Why do I know who these people are?

  21. 21
    Louisa Says:

    shes a british pornstar, so why should we care?! shes a *****…we get it, end of.

  22. 22
    moi Says:

    Who on earth wears 10 pounds of makeup and fake eyelashes to the MOVIES with a minidress other than Jordan? She might want to wait til she gets that pre-baby body back to go sporting that.

    And they say Britney’s hair is bad? This chic’s is up there too.

  23. 23
    spooky Says:

    She better hope she doesn’t fall and land face down. Those things will pop like the baloons that they are.

  24. 24
    melissa Says:

    sh’s gettin them reduced some time this year i dont see why your taking the piss out of her she is down to earth and a real person she doesn’t lie about her life she lets everyone she her for what she is and how she is with harvey and her two other kids!!!

  25. 25
    Blah! Says:

    She is not a porn star, she is a page 3 model, playboy model … not the same you know … LOL

  26. 26
    Post of the day Says:

    my favorite Jay Leno joke was
    ‘’Hurricane Katrina was so bad it wrecked more homes than Angelina Jolie’’
    bwhahahahahahahahaha

  27. 27
    nicky Says:

    cheap & trashy -what a way to be remembered huh? she is gross.

  28. 28
    mel Says:

    YA’LL PEEP DON’T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT JORDAN!! Yes her boobs are big but she is a business woman. And no SHE IS NOT A PORNSTAR! She is a glamour gal (models topless, playboy kind of thing for those who don’t know) and she hasn’t done that for a long time now since settling down with Peter. Those very “RIDICULOUS JUGS” made her £30M = $60 MILLION, can’t hate on that. So don’t you think they might not be so ridiculous after all? They’re lots of people out there who actually like that stuff and that’s how she made her money. PS KATIE IS THE MOST GENUINE PERSON YOU’LL EVER WATCH ON TV. Watch her show and be enlightened. She said she will get them reduced in December.

  29. 29
    de Cosmos Says:

    Well, at least she’s wearing panties.

  30. 30
    Mary Says:

    i agree de cosmos….atleast she’s wearing panties with that short ugly dress.

  31. 31
    Gia Jolie Says:

    and why the hell are these two getting press in America? They’re not even famous here! Gross!

  32. 32
    sylph Says:

    she looks like a man

  33. 33
    Val Says:

    Jared, Have you seen ICe-T’s wife? That’s ridiculous. Jordan pales in comparison…. seriously… not kidding…..Ice T’s wife wins the award for most ridiculous…..L8R for you!

  34. 34
    MsCarla Says:

    Great legs, ridiculous boobs. Can you beleive she said breastfeeding is “disgusting”? What an idiot!

  35. 35
    vicky Says:

    if she put the cellphone in her ***** in front of paparazzi..yes she is officially a porn star.

  36. 36
    Jacobe Says:

    25 Blah! : 09/21/2007 at 10:56 am
    She is not a porn star, she is a page 3 model, playboy model … not the same you know … LOL

    ****************

    yeah you are correct because she actually took her top of for a living and just made the porn videos with her ex, oh and then of course ‘leaked’ them on the internet, just as a side project.

    classy girl.

  37. 37
    me Says:

    He’s starting to look like Linda Dano!

  38. 38
    star Says:

    I’VE SEEN THEIR SHOW (KATIE&PETER) SO STOP HATIN, THEYRE GOOD PEOPLE!!!!!

  39. 39
    Peach Says:

    I’m surprised she doesn’t have real back problems. Or maybe fake isn’t as heavy as real.

  40. 40
    cutie pie Says:

    this **** just looks plain cheap and nasty. i cant even look at her i have to turn my head . she is just gross and trampy.

  41. 41
    rebecca Says:

    katie has the cheek to say she never leaves the children at home alone,but is always out and about,yet critisesthe mccanns for leaving madeleine home alone whilst out dining…

  42. 42
    ana Says:

    omg what does she have under the shirt?? lol

  43. 43
    jhan Says:

    i love love love jordan and peter im so obsessed i stay even to 1:00 am to watch there reality show on e! they are so hot i will have sex with both peter andre and katie price if i had the chance =)

  44. 44
    kaylie Says:

    wow, is she serious? she looks weird. and gross. sorry :(

  45. 45
    bataglio Says:

    she needs to budget more $$ for those extensions
    that ‘hair’ is not even remotely close to anything a human would have growing out of the scalp

  46. 46
    Nadia Says:

    ewww who is this *****

  47. 47
    Tim Says:

    eww.

  48. 48
    Tim Says:

    a big chest does not mean you’re sexy Jordan.

  49. 49
    meredith Says:

    yeah, i’m sure any dorks saying she’s gross wouldn’t *** in their pants if they were anywhere near her. sure.

  50. 50
    jkh Says:

    all i can say is hot hot hot

  51. 51
    remember da truth Says:

    Even when she’s kissing him she’s looking at the camera!! THESE are attention whores, people, not the folks like Reese and Angelina who are photographed all the time just for taking their kids to school. This is someone TRYING to play to the camera, while flashing her underwear.

    YUK!!

  52. 52
    Sanna Says:

    They just look disgusting!!!

  53. 53
    carolyn Says:

    dont say stop hating because no one is hating on this fake ass woman. i wouldnt want to look like her someone paid me too. too phoney and fake and trampy looking for me. i like real and i like real men so when i come to you i come real not fake. that big ole phoney boobs and big plumped up lips look is not sexy , its trampy. and funny it looks sexy on the women who have the big full lips. but you can tell a white woman very few have big lips, angelina is the only non white one ive seen, and i thought hers were fake until i saw a picture of her as a kid. those lips only look good on black women so leave that to them.

  54. 54
    Reality check Says:

    Good God…she is a digusting WH*&RE…literally selling herself for ratings! SO GROSS…I wouldn’t touch that with Brits tongue! LOL Gagging over her and I love beautiful people!

  55. 55
    Miggy Says:

    God you people seriously need 2 get lives!
    leave them alone! if you hate them this much dont ******* search 4 picz of them or read what you’re clicking on before you do
    how would you like 4 someone 2 go and leave a hundred nast comments saying u look trashy n ugly
    LOSERS

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