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Sharon Osbourne: I Want to Adopt Brad Pitt

Sharon Osbourne: I Want to Adopt Brad Pitt

“I would adopt him any day. Forget the babies, I’ll have him. I’m such a dirty old cow.” — Sharon Osbourne, 54, on Brad Pitt, 43, at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Benefit on Tuesday.

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  • ba

    I second that. who wouldn’t!!!!!!!!!

  • Sasha

    AM FIRST.
    LIKE SHARON EVERYONE WANTS TO ADOPT BRAD BUT HES TAKEN.
    HES TAKEN EVERYONE BY THAT LUCKY LADY
    ANGELINA.
    LOVE THIS FAMILY.

  • s.r

    such old dirty lady,you are going to dead in afew years so you should start praying god will forgive you for your dirty life instead of looking in one`s other man.

  • anonymous

    Join the club!!! Why not adopt the whole family?

  • SPONGEBOB

    SHE’S JUST KIDDING YOU KNOW, ANYWAY, EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE AROUND WITH BRAD PITT BECAUSE HE IS A GOOD MAN, VERY RESPECTABLE, CARING, AND PASSIONATE MAN. WE DO APPRECIATE EVERYTHING HE AND ANGIE DO FOR THE GOOD OF THE HUMAN RACE. THANKS JARED FOR POSTING MORE OF THESE COUPLES, HOPE WE CAN SEE MORE OF THEM.

  • http://blacktennispros.blogspot.com http://blacktennispros.blogspot.com

    A self described “dirty old cow”, ewwwwww.

  • mouche

    Of course Sharon want to “adopt” Brad – who wouldn´t lol lol!!!!!

  • http://justjared.com Audrey

    DITO! love the whole family.

  • a

    lol

  • Babysis

    Ok, that interesting!

  • Kiki

    What does she mean by dirty old cow?

  • Sasha

    Kiki,
    I think “Dirty Old Cow” is just a British way of saying I want to have sex with him every day of her life.

    SHARON SHARON YOU ARE INDEED A DIRTY OLD COW.

  • Fug Face Man!ston

    if a dog sneezed and it sounded even remotely close to “braaad” it would end up on here.

  • sam p

    i agree,sharon but i am a very young cow and would adopt him too.

  • Regina

    Love Sharon!

  • nyc

    She better adopt the whole family because BRAD can’t live without them. BRAD said “My Family First and foremost”.
    Thanks again JJ.

  • NJS06

    Lol. ITA but I would rather adopt Angelina, not for sexual reasons but just to be friends and to look at her! lol

  • Aawww

    fug face is sooooo jealous

  • wawa

    I agree with annon.She better adopt the whole family.Though I don’t want lie I want to adopt brad first.

  • irma

    Sorry Sharon Brad is taken.

  • ME

    SHARON ROCKS@@@@@@@@@@I 2ND THAT AND 3RD AND SO ON !!BRAD IS SO HOTTTTT!!

  • delilah

    Alright! I second Sharon Osborne! Fans of Brangelina – unite!!

  • ~*~Get Real~*~

    lol…thats funny!

  • sam p
  • name

    she needs to get behind the line…. there’s definitely no cutting lines on this one :)

  • errr

    Not surprising. Most of his fans are her age and are dirty old cows

  • nyc

    17 NJS06

    Lol. ITA but I would rather adopt Angelina, not for sexual reasons but just to be friends and to look at her! lol
    ____________________________________________________

    ITAWU. Won’t it be nice to have ANGELINA as a friend, INTELLIGENT, GORGEOUS AND HAS A MIGHTY HEART. And I get to see BRAD and those beautiful babies too.

  • Laura

    LMAO! So do I Sharon, and I wouldn’t mind adopting Angie as well.

  • tw

    25 name : 09/27/2007 at 11:40 am
    she needs to get behind the line…. there’s definitely no cutting lines on this one

    =======
    LOL, I’m on the line !!!

  • SaRaH

    omg i luv braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

  • tammy

    Sharon who doesn’t love brad.

  • ROCK JOLIE-PITTS

    Why not adopting the whole family?

  • de Cosmos

    Sharon and Brad would be like spiders mating, with the same horrible ending, i.e., Brad gets devoured unless he makes a quick getaway.

  • COALHARBOURQT

    That’s priceless! She’s just saying what most women on this planet have thought ;-) But it’s a package deal – Angie and the kids included! LOL

    It’s actually a great concept for a charity fundraiser – Adopt a Celebrity for a Day… The Jolie-Pitts would fetch a pretty penny! Maybe all us BAMPZS fans could pool our resources :D

  • Kate

    What is the big fuss with this guy? Seriously, the guy looks unkept half the time. Sexy my a**. He looks like he needs to wash his clothes, take a shower, use shampoo, shave and put some chaptstick on already! One of his co-stars had even said that he had dry chappy lips when she had to kiss him in a scene. EEEWW! He is overrated. Plus he should stop slouching – he looks beaten down. He’s gotten worse looking since taking up with “Elweirdo”.

  • mel

    kate: jealousy will get you no where.

  • http://justjared susieqt

    # 35,

    Creepers!! What planet did you come from? Ur-anus? You must be talking about your guy if you had one. LOL.

  • amle

    They would make a great couple. Sharon and Brad already have crotch rot. They both look haggard and stressed all the time. They both think they are intelligent, even though dumb as a box of rocks. They both have partners who are addicted to drugs. What more can you ask for?

  • http://justjared get real!

    Brad would not want that old dog!

  • London

    Love the man he is!

  • #36 Mel

    and neither will your obsession with Pitt!

  • samara

    i bet sharon would be too much for brad..she would be a tiger in the bedroom…brad would be scare of her saying…”angie save me”

  • lolololol hahaha

    WOW I CAN’T IMAGINE HIM WITH SOME DEMON POSSED WOMAN …WAIT HES ALREADY WITH ONE

  • Mediterranean

    You made me laugh Sharon, you made my day. God bless you for this.

  • julia

    That’s sweet Sharon.. I hear ya!!!
    I just want Him for the night. :lol:

    Wow a few realy mean and angry comments. Some people have jealousy issues with The Jolie-Pitts..
    I guess it makes You feel better about Yourself to put down People who have Much going for them. Oh Well, You can wallow in negativity and hate, that’s Your problem.

  • Brian

    hahahaha sharon is a legend!!

  • Ping

    Sharon, you always choose the right words to say. Who doesn’t want to be with Brad? Only haters and dumbasses.

  • Leeeee

    I don’t find him attractive.

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