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Eva Longoria Sex Tape!!!!!!

Eva Longoria Sex Tape!!!!!!

Here is the Eva Longoria Sex Tape that everyone is talking about! It is real. A real parody!

The Desperate Housewives star and Perry Hilton, a parody character played by comedian Eric Olsen, created a “sex tape” viral video to laugh off the rumors of an actual Eva sex tape.

Between playful pillow fights and flighting, Eva jokes, ” Are you sure we should be doing this? What if it gets out? It could be really embarrassing because one day, I might want to marry a really cute basketball player or something.” That would be French b-ball player Tony Parker (they married in July).

Perry has his own catchphrase “That’s tasty”, an obvious parody of Paris Hilton‘ “That’s hot”. He achieved cult fame on Will Ferrell‘s streaming video website Funny or Die.

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  • Fug Face Man!ston

    to bad its not funny.

  • in luv with herself

    cant stand her…hope she fades away..why not a sex tape with tony??gold digger eva whose marriage is a sham and the wedding was tacky.

  • Christina

    i love this girl, thats hilarious

  • gala

    I really liked it!

    “a hundred and eleven..”

  • lori

    she has too much time on her hands

  • Regina

    I was going to say! That video would’ve broken up one marriage.

  • joi

    Although not a fan of Eva Longoria, I must say she looks HOT in this – way way better than Paris Hilton ever did in night vision!

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  • superkleb

    not a fan of her, but I have to admit that its really funny – she seems to have a lot of self-mockey…

  • caro

    ahhaha that just made me love her so much more

  • Taylor

    I don’t like her, but that was amusing.

  • lala

    LMAO! love her…that’s funny i reckon…lol at him lifting her up on his feet!

  • Jennifer

    this video is funny

  • Sasha

    I’m not a fan of her but I find this clip is funny



  • cash

    this isn’t even funny…………

  • name

    another attempt by a celeb to remain in the headlines… when they see the end very far. when DH gets cancelled she will simply be another sex symbol without an acting career. all she’ll be seen in are men’s mags and on the sideline of the spurs games (that’s even if the marriage sustains)

  • name

    i meant when the see the end is very NEAR

  • name

    i’d rather see a phony play sex tape with someone that has substance or doesn’t live on her looks like Angelina Jolie, Rachel McAdams, Resse, Halle, Joy Bryant….

  • http://justjared yourmom

    I never comment on sites but bhat was the biggest waste of a minute. It wasn’t funny at all. She looked like a tweleve year old boy with lingerie on. Ick!

  • jessica

    All that preening and pouting is not self-mockery-that’s just her. Publicity stunt much? It would be funny if she actually does have a sex tape, in which case I wouldn’t be suprised.

  • Jennie

    she’s cute, though.

  • cali

    that was not funny at all

  • Jenn

    LOVE Eva! She is so cute. It shows she has a personality and is a real person. She’s so gorgeous.


    Eva Longoria looks gorgeous. Once again, I was stunned by her good looks on Desperate Housewives and if it wasn’t for her and the guy who plays Carlos, I don’t even think I’d bother watching the show!

    I would love to see her in chick flicks because she does have the body to carry some serious good fashion such as in “Sex and the City”, “The devils wears Prada”, 13 going on 30 etc…

    Eva looks sensational and she is an inspiration for me in terms of great looks! She is physically flawless. ( even in that infamous sans make up photograph)

  • cudahy

    wtf!!! was tha….

  • Kate

    valerie -what’s so great about her? she is just another attention-craving hollywood bimbo who is trying waaay too hard to get more attention. she is gross and stupid!!!!! she should leave paris’ old tricks alone and aim higher. what a waste.

  • R

    I want my spent minute BACK!!!! Attention whores, they so an opportunity for more publicity and went for that. It is not funny, it is not dramatic, it is not interesting. It is just bullshit, attention whores. Why can’t she just disappear?

  • eddie

    i like her, even in this type, she’s still pretty.

  • Jess

    She is so desperate to get any publicity.

  • moi

    Is this the real tape?
    Is this a parody?

    I smell a little bohemian rhapsody coming on!

  • Brittany

    WELL. that was fucking lame.

  • elaine

    In the Premiere of Desperate Housewives Teri Hatcher made a remark about Filipinos – doctors/nurses. She was talking to her doctor and then she said “Okay, before we go any further, can I check those diplomas? ‘Coz I would just like to make sure they are not from some med school in the Philippines.”

    ——I am really mad at how they think that medical schools here in my country is not that credible….i have a brother who happens to be a doctor and he studied here in our University of the Philippines, Diliman….We deserve a public apology

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  • Noe

    I’ve FOUNF, I’ve FOUND!!!
    Here is the FULL VERSION! with hot!

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  • tamemastrbtr

    ya know i was reading all of the comments and ive got to say ………………………i’m going out to look for eva mendez sextape right now ………………………………thats some funny shit and if you dont think so you were probably looking for jerk material ….ha ha ha

  • Yong Breining

    The intensity of each swing turned out to be very slightly progressively difficult until she knew these were leaving whelps on her bottom.