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Celebrity Guess Who -- Kiddie Edition!

Celebrity Guess Who -- Kiddie Edition!

Who do these cute celebrity kids belong to?

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Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin!

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin!

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin!

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin!

Chris and Gwyn‘s children, Apple, 3, and Moses, 19 months, got for a walk on a chilly London afternoon on Wednesday.

Apple got a piggy back ride from the family nanny. You can see her cute bedroom at the family’s Hamptons home here.

Moses got a shoulder ride from an older unidentified male. A grandfather, perhaps?

Ms. Paltrow is currently on a foodie road trip in Spain with chef Mario Batali and New York Times food columnist Mark Bittman.

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74 Comments

# 1

Double dose of cuteness!!!

# 2

cute! I guessed right

# 3

hmm..Gwyneth Paltrow maybe?

# 4

I take it you mean 19 months and not 19 right? :P

# 5

apple? whoa.
my friends and i were
just joking about celebrities
naming their kids weird names.
and saying that one day,
some celeb is gonna name their kid
something weird.. like “apple”

they’re adorablee though. =]

# 6

firstttttttt

# 7

Apple was the most beautiful baby. She is adorable now as is her brother.

# 9

Didn’t I read that was going to be a several-month-long thing? Gee, I hope they like their nannies. =P

Apple looks just like her mother!

BECKY SMITH @ 10/17/2007 at 1:41 pm

AMAZING HOW APPLE LOOKS LIKE VIOLET RIGHT DOWN THE SPACE BETWEEN HER TEETH..SEEING THE PIX OF VIOLET RUNNING IN NEW YORK..THEY ARE BACK
IN LONDON…

WITH GWYNETH TRAVELLING AROUND DOING HER FOOD TV SHOW WITH MARIO BATALI IN SPAIN AND SEEING HOW HAPPY THE KIDS ARE..

THANKS FOR THE PHOTOS IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!! They’re getting sooooooooo big! It feels like yesterday that Apple was born….Oh, and it’s obviously Gwyneth’s kids :) That one was too easy Jared!

Mini-Gwyneth, so cute.

aww they are really cute….. jared some zanessa please!!

Apple inherited her dad’s eyes.

Yeah, Gweeny and Coldplay guy!

i am sorry but i just don’t think that apple is that cute. i don’t get it.

Ummm Apple isn’t cute as she used to be, but I love COLDPLAY!

apple got her daddy’s eyes.

Wow Apple looks like she will be incredibly gorgeous when she is older! I wonder if the kids have British accents…

mmm, apple is kinda ugly :S something about her…

Apple does have her dad’s eyes but otherwise looks just like her mom.

Ace tomato @ 10/17/2007 at 2:09 pm

Wow, you can really see the parents in those children. Apple looks a LOT like her mother. Too easy to guess =)

is it me or does apple look like she has a lazy eye???

OMG!
Apple is getting so big!
She’s gonna look just like her mommy!

WOW!!!! i thought Apple was a picture of Gwyneth. And Moses looks so much like his dad. Both have won the genetic lottery.

i’ve never seen a baby uglier than Apple, sorry :S

honestly, I don’t think Apple is cute anymore…used to be…currently NOT

Apple is cute, but homegurl has some mean snaggers.. She can play bite for bite with a shark!

[~Famous~] @ 10/17/2007 at 2:30 pm

That little girl is super-fug.

Apple is gonna need dental work. Underbite and big gap.

well in my opinion is apple NOT cute..suri is really a cute child or shiloh or her brother moses..but not apple

Apple is cute, but I think her hair is too long for such a little girl. Plus it looks a bit straggly.

She has her daddy’s stray eye

I thought the first little girl would’ve been Claudia Schiffer’s. It looks a lot like her. But you can also tell it’s Gwyn’s!

Apple looks like a darling. She looks like a little Gwyneth.

Apple looks just like her mom. Beautiful kids

Cute kids. Apple is a perfect combination of her parents; she’s going to grow up to be a knockout. Moses is very cute too, but man do they have unfortunate names.

she’s her mother face!

they are super adorable and apple looks just like gweneth.

Apple’s eyes are weird..

Is that Chris Martin’s dad? He looks just like him.

OMG! Apple looks just like her mom!

He looks like a cute little boy. But, I’ve never thought apple was cute. In fact she has quite ugly eyes.

Let’s all hate on babies, really classy for this group.

Apple and Moses are adorable!

Beautiful kids! Apple sure looks like her mom.

madingley @ 10/17/2007 at 6:41 pm

the girl is soooooooo gwyness

Sorry gys…but that Apple…probably one of the ugliest babies ive ever seen. and I work in a NURSERY!!!

Apple is a cutie like her mom and moses is adorable. Where is chris Martin? Is Cold Play doing concert?

wow i cant believe apples already 3! how time flies! she definitely looks just like chris.

Guys Apple IS only 3. She is not going to have perfect teeth. Not everyone is born a top model. You guys are just jealous because they are probably cuter than you were when you were a baby.

Apple looks just like Gwyneth!

that apple is a martin mini-me

Paltrow’s son is already 19 months? Seriously?! I thought he was born just a while ago. He’s grown so much already. Man, time flies. Really. Paltrow’s kids are cute kids. But honestly, I can’t say cute to you-know-who’s young daughter (I don’t wanna pinpoint that crazy man’s name). I mean, all kids are cute because they’re small kids, but, face-wise, I always wonder why people call her cute. Okay, okay, she’s cute, but it’s because she’s a small child. I have nothing against her though, but she always reminds me of the eerie Victorian porclain doll in a bad way. But hey, kids’ faces change all the time. After the kid reaches into 20s, that’s when you can tell whether that guy or a girl looks “nice” or not.

Sebastian @ 10/17/2007 at 8:40 pm

Apple looks like Chris…look at her mouth,she will probably change when she grows up.

Apple is a mini Gwyneth.
so cute.

Apple looks just like mommy. Poor thing.

I can’t get over that little girls teef.. You can tell she has British ancestry. Pretty face but the mouth gotz to go!

Wowsers, Apple has really long hair for a 3 yr old.

Apple looks like she has a lazy left eye, I wonder why they are not doing anything about it. I think she looks like her mom nothing like Chris. I think these kids look like the mailman.
Apple always have crazy expression on her face. I guess the nanny will be raising her kids.
I heard someone say Paltrow and Martin broke up.
I think Paltrow is trying to change her image by pimping out her kids because she has a movie coming out.

Erm Julianne – theres no such thing as a ‘British accent’…

Awwww, Apple is beautiful! She looks like she has a beautiful demeanour as well. Both children are precious.

Thank you JJ!! Those kids are too cute for words. I love the gap between Apple’s teeth, it gives her character.

Good one, Jared. Would have never guessed Paltrow. The kids seem to take after Chris.

webmaster @ 10/19/2007 at 9:52 pm

Guys, go easy with the negative comments… they are only children, so be nice!

…Apple is cute, and Moses likes Batman, so has to be cool too. lol

Moses looks like Daddy! sooo cute … and Apple is looking cuter and cuter everyday! great update , kiddies are so cute…hopefully they look as good as their celebrity parents when they are older. Sometimes, cuteness turns into ugliness as in Rumer Willis’ case, poor woman!

Some of you are absolutely disgusting. She is three years old for god’s sake! Nobody has perfect teeth when they are three? And calling kids ugly is just such a big, cool thing to do. I wonder what you all looked like. F*****g bullies.

What’s wrong with you people saying apple isn’t cute anymore, you need to check your eyes. She IS cute, what isn’t cute about her?
and her brother is cute too:)

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