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Woody Allen's Armpit Stains

Woody Allen's Armpit Stains

Three-time Oscar-winning film director Woody Allen sports some serious underarm stains as he leaves the Carlyle Hotel on Sunday in New York City.

Woody, 71, was wearing an undershirt, so his sweat must have soaked all the way through to his buttondown shirt. Yuck!

Did the air conditioning break down at the Caryle this weekend or something??

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  • gaby

    i saw him this summer in barcelona

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    freak pedophile

  • [~Famous~]

    LOL @ Brad Pitt in 2 years.

  • this post was born at

    I don’t like him, but this is too mean. He is old, maybe he is ill or something. Your comments are very immature sometimes Jared.

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    Dont know him. Just waiting for Zanessa stuff to happen.

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  • the_original_nika

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    JJ why pointing out, we can see it :P

  • greasy

    I still love his old movies, thought he was great.
    Now he’s just a dirty in.cesting old man.
    Yuck! Creepy & freaks me out.
    His armpits describes him, funky,smelling, dirty.
    Gross.

  • Maria-Jane

    Aw, poor thing. You have to love his movies. :)

    And dear goodness, guys, don’t be rude to Jared. He’s just posting stuff. Be thankful that he actually IS posting stuff (which is always said in a nice way; unlike most internet bloggers) and listens to your comments.

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  • mercredi

    Yuck! stinky pedophile’s armpits.

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    damn, he looks like gay dwarf Tom Cruise.

  • kira

    TOXINS….he’s overdue for a body cleanse!

  • JoAnn

    You are disgusting, JJ.

    Do you really have to be so mean to a man who is over 70 years old?

  • OhAnd

    Thanks JJ you have such class. You are being so fair to him, unlike other blogs that tear him apart.
    Nasty dirty old geezer.

  • Elenia

    this has nothing to do with air conditioning and antispirants!!
    it’s all about individual features that make some people sweat more than others, and i’m one of them!! and there is nothing to laugh about

  • tyler

    TALENTED!

  • tyler

    he is a genuis and the comment is just mean, he is 71 years old give him a break!

  • Jessica

    Wow. You guys are so immature. Hes 71. Give him a break. Please, like you guys have never sweated before.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H58eZL17CXQ H

    NO. you are not a paedophile.. you are an idiot.. but we still admire you so much

  • move it

    This is going to be Brad in 10yrs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • jonny

    wtf the sicko marries his adoptive doughter and get s away with it !?
    Amerika should be ashamed!assholes!