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Jessica Alba is a Skinny B****

Jessica Alba is a Skinny B****

Jessica Alba leaves the gym with some interesting reading material, the diet advice book “Skinny B****.” Victoria Beckham joined the book club back in May when she picked up her own copy of the book.

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Sample the book pages below. After Victoria picked up the book, sales rose 37,0000 percent! Maybe sales will re-surge now that Alba has it now too!

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44 Comments

# 2

lol
if i’ll have a body like jessica alba if i read this… i want this book too!! :))

# 3

wow…the insecure girls guide to guilting yourself into losing weight.

# 4

That book is hilarious. I had a great 3-hour flight because of that book, not that I took any advice but I think if you follow all the rules that they have in that book yeas, you’ll be skinny but don’t forget the ***** part. If I had to eat like that book suggested I would be the biggest ***** in the world :D

# 5

l0l! she sure does know how to make someone laugh!!!
she doesnt’ need that book, shes already pretty and thin.

# 6
CoCoCOCKS_Arguette @ 10/27/2007 at 2:04 pm

Who wants to read a book calling you a “FAT PIG”? On DUMB WH*RES read that crap!

# 8

huh i ve just learnt about that book from here and immediatetely bought it from ebay))) hope to get it soon!!! thanx jared!

# 9

Holy crap! Has anyone ever visited anorexia sites? The ones that are pro read exactly like this book. There is absolutley no doubt the authors are mimicking these illegal sites.

wow. i’m all about being super-skinny, but these morons haven’t a clue what they are talking about. pg 12: “to boot, both beer and alcohol [...]“. uh, beer IS alcohol, cretin.

Sanjuanpuma @ 10/27/2007 at 4:07 pm

Jessica is plenty thin enough. I find it a bit amuzing she is actually reading this book. I do love the title of it!! Jessica is so beautiful!

JESSICA IS A HERPES INFESTED BIOTCH!!!!!!!!

wow – wow – wow. What can I say about a book that is so full of ****! Just a portion of what they are saying is true. I am thin (healthy thin) and I drink 2 cups of coffee (reg) a day. I’ve been doing that for 15 yrs. and I am not a fat slob like they suggest you will be. Another thing take a look at Europe or China – the woman there are thin, beautiful skin and they drink wine and esspresso (stronger than coffee) day in and day out. They also mix their wine with seltzer or 7-up which is filled with “crap” as they call it. Just have everything in moderation and you will be fine – maybe I should write a book about moderation and become millionares like these idiots!

She’s so boring. ZzZzZzZ.

I laughed so hard at this that the chocolate chip cookie dough I was cramming down my throat for lunch popped out of both nostrils.

The 2 women who wrote this book should be ashamed of themselves. Like there aren’t ENOUGH self-image problems among all women.

Now, back to my cookie dough and coffee and soda. BTW, there are a lot of women out there who wear size 2 or 4, like me, and we do not work out like maniacs nor do we eat like paranoid schizos….most of what you look like is genetic. And if you are a relatively active person and eat in moderation (and don’t binge and then go hours and hours without a drop of food!), you can eat just about anything and you will still look and feel healthy…and FEELING healthy is MORE important than looking it. Society doesn’t emphasize that, but, trust me, as you get older, you learn it yourself….FEELING ENERGETIC IS THE BETTER THAN BEING TIRED, WEAK AND BIOTCHIE :-) PLUS – Guys like the curves – nobody likes to snuggle with a clothes hanger….some of those collar bones, like on Posh, could poke an eye out!

omg cant beieve this. ppl have time to read such ****? healthy=skinny and unhealthy=fat errrrrrrrr nooooooooo halthy=normal size not size 0 and bony!!! jessica alba is thin coz she is at the gym all day not coz of this book. she was nice and fit but now she is too thin!!!! and posh spice dont get me started!!!!!

Is it true that this book is just an effort to get people to become vegan? I read the first chapter, and it seemed amusing, but have heard that the rest of the book is spent trying to scare people away from any animal products, in a way that would make PETA blush…

l adooooooooore jessica but hate victoria

That book is for insecure women who are afraid of food. I eat what I want, work out, drink coffee and diet pepsi and am not fat- thank you very much. God what kind of ********* would want to read a book that calls you a “fat *****” (or whatever) over and over?

I miss the Jolie Pitts family.I’m bored.

Marisleysis @ 10/27/2007 at 6:14 pm

Jessica saw the title of this book and thought someone had written a book about her, so she ran out and bought it.

the_original_nika @ 10/27/2007 at 6:50 pm

LOl.

I’D READ THAT BOOK AND FOLLOW THE RULES IF I LOOKED ANYWHERE NEAR AS HOT AS JESSICA. SHE HAS THE BEST BODY IN HOLLYWOOD. NO DOUBT. SHE’S THIN..BUT SHE IS TONED. SHE DEFINITELY IS FIT..YOU CAN TELL SHE DOESN’T EAT A LOT (IM NOT CONDONING NOT EATING..)…BUT YOU CAN ALSO TELL SHE DOES EAT (PROLLY NOT CARBS) AND WORKS OUT A TON.
SHE HAS DISCIPLINE. WHICH 70% OF AMERICAN’S DONT HAVE.
SHE IS FLAWLESS. PURE AND SIMPLE.
SHE NEEDS NO MAKEUP! SHE DOESN’T NEED TO WEAR SUPER SHORT SKIRTS OR TIGHT CLOTHES TO LOOK HOT. SHE IS PERFECT.
ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS DUM DA DUM………….JEALOUS!!

I WANT THAT BOOK!
I WANT TO LOOK LIKE HER, TOO!!!!

ha!, i knew it “leaving the gym with this book!?!” girl has A MAJOR EATING DISORDER! she is way too skinny now that she doesnt look as good as she used too!

She is a 1st class *****. No talent,no beauty and no personality.

Ohhhhhh wow and that is what is wrong with our culture ladies and gentlemen. Like ****. Haha as if the beginning of the book clearly states “healthy= skinny”….now I’m skinny and probabely pretty healthy…but there are way too many girls on my university campus NOT eating and drinking waaayyy too much…and why? Well, because than you’re worth something, and then you’re upholding our society’s norms and value placed on the female body which ultimately define you as the pefect female! Its actually pretty insane if you think about it. I mean you can’t even say “oh its the media” or “who is feeding us this ****?” anymore…I mean its up to girls not to obsess over being skinny…be healthy, and if you end up being skinny because its in your genes..then so be it…but if not, don’t waste your ******* life and time. You’ll just feel like **** in the end and need some sort of therapy 15 years from now when you decide you ruined your life and body. Yeah, no one likes a fatty, but only girls envy other girls who have enough discipline to starve themselves. Not guys.

Go check a A…nna site and the way they talk to girls to get them to lose weight and compare it to this book. It is called thin…spiration and it is SICKENING!! Anyone that has a daughter that could be exposed to this pure garbage would be VERY angry when you connect the dots. Expose the bull sh@t artists for what they are. They took a A…nna thin…speration and spun it into a borderline acceptable book that is being advertised by stars that no doubt don’t know any better. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE become educated to this devastating disease and see this book for what it really is.

BTW I had to place … between words because these words/these sites are taken down as fast as they are made (just as they should be). WHY? Because they encourage girls to kill themselves through starvation. They degrade and talk down to girls saying they are fat pigs if they eat. It is disgusting and it is so sad that Jared is advertising this book unknowing of how sickening it all is.

victoria bought herself some fake nipples, she is so ugly!! why is jessica reading this book? lawd the things people do for attention

ihavenolife @ 10/28/2007 at 1:02 am

you can say b1tch on tv but u can’t say it on a gossip blog. what da fish? personally i don’t give a flying fork whether people wanna be fat pigs or skinny b1tches. unless i know ‘em personally and they’re dyin’ from some eating disorder or the other then i’ll organize some kind of intervention or some **** like that. shove food down their mouths if they’re starvin’ or steal all their food if they’re stuffin’ their faces. hahaha

she sux wheres shiloh?

lalasocal @ 10/28/2007 at 3:03 am

First of all the book Skinny ***** is to inform people about Animal Cruelty and to promote a healthier lifestyle. It does not in anyway promote anorexia or any type of eating disorder. It informs the reader about the negative affects of eating a high fat typical American Diet. I recommend this book to anyone who is open minded and interested in learning about what really goes on in the meat & dairy industry and if you’re interested in changing your eating lifestyle. Like they say, “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover.”

Yeah Jessica has been really skinny these few days and that book might really be effective.

this book’s just beyond everything. it should be called SKINNY VEGAN (not even VEGETARIAN) B**** because all it does is promote vegan lifestyle.it has nothing to do with being healthy. all it did was annoy me. if we get more girls/women dying from anorexia we’ll know who to blame…and have you ever met a vegan or vegetarian person who wouldn’t be sick thin with pale skin and just looking weak…

“and have you ever met a vegan or vegetarian person who wouldn’t be sick thin with pale skin and just looking weak… ”

NO.

PS i’m not vegan or vegetarian.

it has nothing to do with anorexia. ive never heard of this book but i dont drink coffee, diet anything, or smoke.

i have friends who think that smoking will make you skinnier or drinking diet coke or diet pepsi wont make you as fat or starve themselves–those are the people who are insecure about their bodies. these girls are just telling the facts and promoting a healthier lifestyle.

nowhere in this book do they say “dont eat”. theyre giving choices. theres so much unhealthy sh*t out there today that people consume. no one knows the damage its doing for your body. and people choose not to listen because they are ignorant.

so if its midnight and your craving a snack, im sure most people would choose to grab a giant bag of transfat filled chips rather than some fruits. THEY BOTH MAKE YOU FULL and the only difference is one is healthier and the other is not. and you might say “oh but they dont taste the same”.. well thats because a lot of that sh*t is artificial and gets you addicted to it.

btw i really resent the words “curvy women are REAL women” or “men like curves” because thats being totally unfair. i myself am naturally skinny however ive been teased relentlessly about being anorexic or bulimic and no one understands how much it hurts. why cant people instead say “healthy women are REAL women”??

“and have you ever met a vegan or vegetarian person who wouldn’t be sick thin with pale skin and just looking weak… ”

i have friends who are vegetarians and they dont look like that. dont disrespect other people’s choices. just because they dont eat meat doesnt mean it makes them sick and thin.

23 Cadie

i totaly agree.She’s so beautiful and the body!

She’s been on top in hollywood for a long time, it’s about time her reign is over. Why is she reading that book, isn’t she rail thin enough? Megan Fox is the new it girl and scream queen now! Can’t wait to see her two horror movies she’s going to make Hack Slash and Jennifer’s Body! Please Jared post more stories on Megan Fox.

I want that for Christmas!

Ok, from what Ive read on this site, that book is psychotic and you are a stupid ******* loser if you buy it and believe the bullshit it spews.

your probably a fattie if you dont want people to buy this . its okay. we still love you

I am a vegan and still have to watch my weight. I love this book.

this is a funny book ps i love her movies and clothes
she looks so pretty in them

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