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Borat's Book Signing @ Borders

Borat's Book Signing @ Borders

Fictional Kazakh reporter Borat attends a book signing for his new book “BORAT: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” at Borders on Wednesday in Los Angeles.

Peep this recent interview of Borat‘s with Reuters:

Which country to do you prefer — Kazakhstan or the USA? I very much preferring Kazakhstan – it nicest place in the world! Please, you must look on my guidings book and then come visit. Bring your whole family and stay at Astana Funworld Resort – it have beautiful beaches, almost totally free of landmines and the sea is guarantee to have no jellyfish, shark, or any other marine life.

Which people are smarter? Kazakh peoples is definite has more powerful brains. Government scientist, Dr. Yamak have prove that our glorious leader, Premier Nazarbamshev have IQ of 412 and a brain that extend into most of his chest – it no surprise that he have never fail in complete any jigsaw puzzle. Since 93 percent of Kazakh people is direct relate to him within 3 generations, rest of population also shares this great intellects.

What advice do you have for people traveling around the United States? My book contains many useful informations for Kazakh peoples traveling to US and A – for example, best places to photograph ladies without their knowledge, location of Grand Canyons if you need place to dispose of a wife and location of Kazakh Embassy and where to go if you want to shoot a Redindians.

Borat‘s book is very nice! I like! Watch the video of the book signing below!!!


Borat‘s Book Signing @ Borders
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36 Responses to “Borat's Book Signing @ Borders”

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  1. 1
    Jackson Blue Says:

    That picture is CLASSIC. He may have jumped the shark… but the short break did him good.

  2. 2
    Rob Says:

    Ha second…I think!

  3. 3
    Paulina Says:

    ******* hilarious !

  4. 4
    angelina_mmm Says:

    “it have beautiful beaches, almost totally free of landmines and the sea is guarantee to have no jellyfish, shark, or any other marine life.”

  5. 5
    the_original_nika Says:

    he cracks me up.

  6. 6
    ihavenolife Says:

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

  7. 7
    krufth Says:

    my favorite fictional character…

  8. 8
    BOOM.SHAKA.LAKA.boom Says:

    is that a kid or a small man? i feel violate :S

    but yes, Borat is much the funny

  9. 9
    BOOM.SHAKA.LAKA.boom Says:

    *violated

  10. 10
    marg Says:

    I thought Cohen said before that he’s permanently disposed of the Borat personality. Guess not. Nice~~~

  11. 11
    ohmy Says:

    I think it’s inappropriate for children to wear that (short shorts in the picture) even if it’s just for laughs.

  12. 12
    Mark Zuckerberg Says:

    LOL… good ole’ borat. What a goofball

  13. 13
    emma Says:

    lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A6B_6R83GU

  14. 14
    Rogue Says:

    GOOD GOD!

    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2298233

  15. 15
    lol Says:

    where the damn kids pants?>.sick

  16. 16
    NOT COOL BORAT Says:

    REALLY UNCOOL TO DO THIS TO A KID SACHA – BAD FORM. AND NOT FUNNY.

  17. 17
    hehehe Says:

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D really coool

  18. 18
    bo Says:

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLL :d:d:d:d

    CHECK the viiiideoooooo of boart book signing borders

    ******* funny!!!!!!!

  19. 19
    bo Says:

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLL :d:d:d:d

    CHECK the viiiideoooooo of boart book signing borders

    ******* funny!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7CxRwo8U00

  20. 20
    Iris Says:

    #16

    Agreed.

  21. 21
    Jonny the Monkey Says:

    Jagshemash!

    My name a Jonny the Monkey, number one most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat still only number four most famous, but maybe he move up in rankle after great success of new book…

    Thanks you for make promotion of hims touristic guide here and also for show picture photo from Boreders book signings. Is nice.

    And Jonny actually recognize this Kazakh boy show with Borat. He is elementary school running tracks star and also best pick-pocketer in Almaty town.

    Chenquieh.

    NOTE: This comment was ‘hand signed’ by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and posted those words here.

  22. 22
    Kazakh woman Says:

    STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. 23
    Cynthia Says:

    Oh My I agree with you, it looks just wrong, almost like child pornography. I don’t like Borat, he’s creepy and he sucks!

  24. 24
    angelina is a slut Says:

    SO SO SO WRONG, BUT SO SO SO FUNNY.

  25. 25
    stefanie Says:

    That photo is too much. Did someone call Child Welfare Services on him?!?!? That child is definitely in distress.

    I think Sasha is going to come back as that obnoxious Aussie designer in about a year. He might jump the shark, but that guy doesn’t give up.

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