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Borat's Book Signing @ Borders

Borat's Book Signing @ Borders

Fictional Kazakh reporter Borat attends a book signing for his new book “BORAT: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” at Borders on Wednesday in Los Angeles.

Peep this recent interview of Borat‘s with Reuters:

Which country to do you prefer — Kazakhstan or the USA? I very much preferring Kazakhstan – it nicest place in the world! Please, you must look on my guidings book and then come visit. Bring your whole family and stay at Astana Funworld Resort – it have beautiful beaches, almost totally free of landmines and the sea is guarantee to have no jellyfish, shark, or any other marine life.

Which people are smarter? Kazakh peoples is definite has more powerful brains. Government scientist, Dr. Yamak have prove that our glorious leader, Premier Nazarbamshev have IQ of 412 and a brain that extend into most of his chest – it no surprise that he have never fail in complete any jigsaw puzzle. Since 93 percent of Kazakh people is direct relate to him within 3 generations, rest of population also shares this great intellects.

What advice do you have for people traveling around the United States? My book contains many useful informations for Kazakh peoples traveling to US and A – for example, best places to photograph ladies without their knowledge, location of Grand Canyons if you need place to dispose of a wife and location of Kazakh Embassy and where to go if you want to shoot a Redindians.

Borat‘s book is very nice! I like! Watch the video of the book signing below!!!


Borat‘s Book Signing @ Borders
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Photos: Vince Bucci/Getty
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  • http://www.dirtydirtdirt.com Jackson Blue

    That picture is CLASSIC. He may have jumped the shark… but the short break did him good.

  • Rob

    Ha second…I think!

  • Paulina

    fucking hilarious !

  • angelina_mmm

    “it have beautiful beaches, almost totally free of landmines and the sea is guarantee to have no jellyfish, shark, or any other marine life.”

  • the_original_nika

    he cracks me up.

  • ihavenolife

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • krufth

    my favorite fictional character…

  • BOOM.SHAKA.LAKA.boom

    is that a kid or a small man? i feel violate :S

    but yes, Borat is much the funny

  • BOOM.SHAKA.LAKA.boom

    *violated

  • marg

    I thought Cohen said before that he’s permanently disposed of the Borat personality. Guess not. Nice~~~

  • ohmy

    I think it’s inappropriate for children to wear that (short shorts in the picture) even if it’s just for laughs.

  • http://www.mark-zuckerberg.net/ Mark Zuckerberg

    LOL… good ole’ borat. What a goofball

  • emma
  • Rogue
  • lol

    where the damn kids pants?>.sick

  • NOT COOL BORAT

    REALLY UNCOOL TO DO THIS TO A KID SACHA – BAD FORM. AND NOT FUNNY.

  • hehehe

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D really coool

  • bo

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLL :d:d:d:d

    CHECK the viiiideoooooo of boart book signing borders

    fucking funny!!!!!!!

  • bo

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLL :d:d:d:d

    CHECK the viiiideoooooo of boart book signing borders

    ******* funny!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7CxRwo8U00

  • Iris

    #16

    Agreed.

  • http://www.jonnythemonkey.com/borat-book.php Jonny the Monkey

    Jagshemash!

    My name a Jonny the Monkey, number one most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat still only number four most famous, but maybe he move up in rankle after great success of new book…

    Thanks you for make promotion of hims touristic guide here and also for show picture photo from Boreders book signings. Is nice.

    And Jonny actually recognize this Kazakh boy show with Borat. He is elementary school running tracks star and also best pick-pocketer in Almaty town.

    Chenquieh.

    NOTE: This comment was ‘hand signed’ by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and posted those words here.

  • Kazakh woman

    STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cynthia

    Oh My I agree with you, it looks just wrong, almost like child pornography. I don’t like Borat, he’s creepy and he sucks!

  • angelina is a slut

    SO SO SO WRONG, BUT SO SO SO FUNNY.

  • stefanie

    That photo is too much. Did someone call Child Welfare Services on him?!?!? That child is definitely in distress.

    I think Sasha is going to come back as that obnoxious Aussie designer in about a year. He might jump the shark, but that guy doesn’t give up.

  • http://justjared paula abdul

    OMG, OMG.I don’t know what to think about this .

  • http://justjared Simon cowel

    I’ll tell you paula my love. This pic is quite disturbing and should be taken down.

  • http://yahoo.com carlene

    who the hell is that half dressed ass idiot! runner for freaks and child abuser. ever wonder why these people are such weirdos.

  • IMO

    some people will make anyone a celebrity!!! this ass-hole is one of them!!! funny my ass!!! if i ever see him i hope i have a cream pie for his stupid face!!! then my ass will be famous. Ha
    I Hate This over rated pig of a SOAB!!!

  • http://yahoo.com daisy mae

    homo aint the word for this freak. and why the hell can you say the n word on here but not the word por…….. you know orpn unsramble the words. wtf? is that all about i need to check into that jive.

  • Here’s The Deal

    LMFAO! “Buy 5 books, get a Gypsie free! They are good for carrying bags….”

    It’s all so wrong, yet hilarious.

  • Milli

    Stupid as sh*t.

  • xyz

    Get a sense of humor stupid people

  • zz

    he shoud be ashame of make laugh of them,what if somebody does the same with usa.i dont like borat at all

  • al

    he is a jew and the people from that country are muslins that is why he makes fun of them.not funny

  • rob

    Get a grip you morons. The picture is funny. The kid is hilarious. Those of you who think it’s pornographic need to look up the definition of the word. This was meant for comedy, not for sexual titillation. He’s meant to be a poor foreign kid who’s doing the best he can with what he’s got. It’s genius on Cohen’s part. Absolutely hilarious. Those of you who don’t get it should just go quietly away.

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