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'Major Movie Star' Trailer

'Major Movie Star' Trailer

Check out the trailer for Jessica Simpson‘s upcoming comedy Major Movie Star.

Jessica, 27, plays Megan Valentine, a pampered movie-star joining the Army in a moment of weakness, but soon realizes she’s in over her head.

Major Movie Star opens in 2008 and also stars Vivica A. Fox (Kill Bill), Olesya Rulin (High School Musical), Steve Guttenberg (Police Academy), Cheri Oteri (Saturday Night Live), Bryce Johnson (Popular), and Ryan Sypek (Wildfire). Watch the “Major Movie Star” trailer below!

The Few. The Proud. The Blonde.

“Major Movie Star” Trailer
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  • Dundee

    Shes ugly . She look like tranny or she-man

  • BETH

    eww lol i dont wanna see that

  • jken

    she needs to stop trying

  • babyme22

    WOW, Jessica looks strange, like zombie or something :) . She had a career in singing and blew it for acting and now nobody takes her serious as an actress, she has a better voice that Britney, but SURPRISE, if you want to listen a actress who recently launched her first CD the and listen to Emmy Rossum, she has such a great voice, when I seen her video I recalled about Ennya. Great actress, great singer (awesome singer). Jessica Simpson could learn a thing or two from Emmy

  • emma

    yeah she does need to stop trying

  • kat


  • Maxim

    This is going to be a real honker. Not the most original idea for a movie either.

  • [~Famous~]

    another garbage movie – str8 bomb.

  • Shrugging an atlas

    Dear god, my eyes! I’ve not even bothered with watching the trailer…the pic & the plot of the film is enough for me to know that this film will be shite…in fact I’m predicting razzies right now for whoever did this atrocity.

  • TG

    What a total rip-off of Private Benjamin, which is and remains a classic. But Jessica is no Goldie Hawn thats for sure. She cannot act to save her soul. I feel a RAZZIE award coming on. If I were her, I would be totally embarrased. If she really wants to be an actress, why not study the craft, take acting lessons? I cannot stand her, and wish to God she would move back to Texas and marry an Oil tycoon.

  • alexandria

    why is her left boob so much BIGGER than her right boob in thattop pic?????????????

  • KC

    That was one of the most awful things I’ve seen. It’s like the female Major Payne.

  • Shar

    Major Pain In My Assssssssss!!!

  • the_original_nika

    LOL #13.
    Thats a major bomb, has written failure all over it.
    jessica either takes acting classes or leave that for good.

  • Regina

    And to think she’s a 27-year-old woman. PATHETIC!

  • marine

    my name is marine
    i’m french
    look my webcite
    a biento

  • marine sister

    Ummm, you think maybe she could have at least gone into the marines if they’re going to use that tagline…HELLO!

    The few. The proud. The Marines.

    Freakin stupid producers…..

    Wait they could have used “Army of dumb” hahahaha

  • jessica’s new bomb

    straight to VHS not even DVD.

  • l

    Is that Matt Czuchry in the beginning of the trailer? I hope its not… He went from Gilmore Girls to this crap…really?

  • Martine

    bad…but not as bad as i thought it would be….i think all my dislike is currently being used up on britney spears. i don’t have the energy to aim any true dislike jessica’s way……she should call up Lifetime. they like to use the same actresses over and over in their movies. the roles aren’t usually very demanding and she could get work for the rest of her life from them…..just a thought.

  • Spirit

    Love Jessica! BTW Jared… Isn’t this an Army movie? “The few, The proud” slogan belongs to the Marines…. Just saying.

  • Spirit

    D’oh… scratch my last post…Thought it was JJ that used the tagline… My apologies to you sir! :-D

    I am with marine sister~ Stupid producers

  • Jess

    did they rip this pic and photoshop it for the movie poster?

  • caxposed

    Looks like a cheap Made For TV Movie… I can’t believe Paris Hilton was waaaaaay better in “The Hillz”, LMAO!!! I hope that by the time the film’s release date comes around the distributers change their mind and release it as a straight to video film, or better yet, just forget about releasing it at all! I’m sorry, but some people are just NOT meant for acting and Jessica Simpson is one of those people!

  • caxposed

    PS… I want my 2 minutes and 18 seconds back Jared… I totally wasted them watching this! It was good to see Cheri Oteri though, such a shame she’s in this because this is one film I won’t be watching!

  • Nick

    Wow, I liked this film better when it was called, “Private Benjamin.” Goldie Hawn had comedic timing. Jessica can be funny, but she doesn’t do it intentionally.

  • Jess

    Eww… what a loser – haha.

  • remember da truth

    #23 I was thinking the same thing! I thought that photo on GQ was iconic, poster-worthy. Exactly what the boys on the frontlines think of as their all-American girl, and in a flag bikini no less. She looked wholesome back then, and the big boobs, blonde hair, white teeth, fresh cheerful look, isn’t she even in a corn or wheat field? — it all added up just right.
    But the movie poster — her hair is awful. It’s over the top trying too hard. Just like the movie. She’s ripped off a seminal role in a b-tv show for a movie, and now a classic role in a classic movie by another blonde — who happens to be one smart cookie, something Jessica will never be.

    I agree — go back to what you do well, singing. You have to have intelligence to be a good actress. She has boobs and hair. If she really worked on her singing, she could be good at that. She’s 27 and her shelf life for “cute bimbo” is fast diminishing.

  • ILovePapaSmurf

    LOL! They used the same photo GQ used for their cover story on Jessica Simpson when she first “blew” out on the scene! LOL! Hilarious!

  • ILovePapaSmurf

    Hahaha! and ppl. already mentioned it. I guess that’s what I get for not reading the comments! I love Hollywood!

  • would be painful to watch

    straight to DVD…puleese..Jess can’t act..I’ll PASS..

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  • sandy

    Vivavia says it all, “I think I just threw up in my mouth,” damn that Simpson is one ugly little midget. And his acting looks about as good as in the “Working Girl” ripoff, what happened to that one again? This will so the same.

  • Tracy

    This will never play in a theater.

    Countdown to “Straight to DVD” announcement? I say 2 weeks.

  • tina

    This is so offensive to soldiers.

  • joe

    Goldie Hawn had charm, as does Kate Hudson, Simpson just plays it as herself, an arrogant little bitch. And when it shows her with “when ou look like this” its ridiculous, she is not beautiful, that line is a joke when the shot is of her.

  • tabby

    I thought the trailer was supposed to have the good bits, was any of that meant to be funny???????

  • Susan

    Big flop

  • bobbie

    That looks like a $2 trailer. What the hell kind of movie is that!?

  • Courtney

    LOL Why does she keep trying to act? JESSICA, YOU CANT ACT!! GIVE IT UP!! These movies of yours look AWFUL! The scripts are just as bad as your acting is!

  • alison p

    26 Nick : 11/09/2007 at 6:54 pm
    Wow, I liked this film better when it was called, “Private Benjamin.” Goldie Hawn had comedic timing. Jessica can be funny, but she doesn’t do it intentionally.

    ITA. Everyone rent Private Benjamin.

  • eira


  • shake a leg

    woah, It wasn’t that bad. I thogh it looked quite funny. I thought it would be worse.


    Oh man every movie she does sucks balls.

  • zoe

    Straight to video!!!

  • Ally

    I think it kinda looks funny… but i wouldnt see it, ill see it in 4 years when its on sale at blockbusters

  • shoes4life

    Yeah, I might just must look at this movie when it comes on TNT.

  • *flush*

    Straight to the shitter.

  • stacy

    ummm….WTF was that??
    Jessica cant act AT ALL! I have to agree with everyone that this movie looks like crap. It’s also making the US army look like idiots. Send her to fight in Iraq!!

  • angelina is a slut,but Im all Butt&jealuz,of her,so im hating

    Jess please stop trying to act..STRAIGHT TO DVD IS right!!