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Ellen's Food Blogging

Ellen's Food Blogging

Have any of you been following Ellen DeGeneres‘ blog? Her two main features are her thoughts (when she does have them) and what she eats for lunch (cooked by her chef, Sean). Both are hilarious but the lunch features are my favorite!

Here’s what Ellen ate for lunch yesterday (Tuesday). Check it!

“Hola watchers of my lunch. Today I am lunching from south of the border with these delicious organic chicken fajitas (Pronounced: fah-heat-as. The j is silent.) filled with red and green peppers, zucchini, onion and cheese and wrapped in flower tortillas (pronounced: tort-tea-as. The ll is silent.) There are also some black beans and rice (pronounced: black-beans-and-rice. Nothing is silent. All the letters are loud and clear.) There is also some roasted tomato salsa (pronounced either: to-matt-oh or to-may-toe) and guacamole (pronounced: gwak-a-mole-eee.)

I love guacamole. I’m thinking of planting some guacamole bushes in the back yard. I’ve always wondered how the guacamole keeps from dripping off the stems. Now I can see for myself.

But for now, I shall eat my lunch. Adiós,

Ellen (Pronounced: Ellen. the second l is silent)”

Check out more of Ellen‘s food blogging @ Ellen’s Lunch.

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  • yfw

    ok

  • pete

    haha

  • remember da truth

    She is so funny!!

    She’s making the point that folks will read anything on a blog!

  • the_original_nika

    lmao.

  • emily

    i wish rosie would take notes on how to be true to who and what you are without having to shove it down everyone’s throat and be an angry/bitter horse’s @ss. i love ellen!

  • aimee

    would just like to know where i can get some FLOWER tortillas! LOL

  • talula

    Love Ellen. She wasn’t treated rightly with all this strike business.

  • yuck

    This woman makes me puke. She is so weird.

  • Phony Ass kisser Ellen

    6 ca-eyw : 11/28/2007 at 8:48 am

    Ellen DeGeneres? Why she joined the famous online rich men seeking fun service sugarmatchmaker.com? I am one of her fans, but i really don’t know why she was stupid at that moment!
    *************************
    You love Ellen because she is a phony ass-kissing dyke huh?
    And you hate Rosie because Rosie is not a phony ass-kisser, like Ellen is.

    I’ll take someone like Rosie who is for real over a phony like Ellen any day.

  • emily

    who said anything about “hating” rosie?

  • daniel

    jajajaja … there’s no such thing as guacamole bushes … maybe avocado tree?????

    a guacamole bush would be cool, though

  • Mia

    she’s an idiot. only lame midwestern gringos would find this remotely funny.

  • remember da truth

    Sorry — wrong. Only lame midwestern gringos think she was serious about a guacamole tree.
    Or don’t get the humor so put HER down rather than admit they are too stupid to get it.

    Ellen is so true to herself. She is the opposite of an ass-kisser, but I guess people are even jealous of ELLEN. Sheesh. Such miserable people.