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Jessica Alba is a Buttercup

Jessica Alba is a Buttercup

Jessica Alba and her mom, Catherine Jensen, picks up a large load at H.D. Buttercup Furniture Mart in Culver City, Calif. on Wednesday.

The National Post just posted the question, “Is box-office golden girl Jessica Alba simply bikini filler?” Some of the quotes they compiled are pretty darn awful:

– “Whether her character is supposed to be sad, glad, mad or indifferent, Alba wears the same vacuous, Barbie-like expression, which suggests the filmmakers could have replaced her with a mannequin and still gotten the same performance – or perhaps a better one.”

– “[In Awake], Jessica Alba isn’t much better as the film’s love interest, although there’s more to the role as the film progresses that gives her a little room to flex the few dramatic muscles she has, even if she’s never particularly credible. Her other muscles are given a chance to show their stuff during a bathtub scene with Christensen early in the movie.”

Terrible! Bigger pictures inside…

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# 2

ugly ***** and ugly mum

# 3
[~Famous~] - The God. @ 12/06/2007 at 12:38 pm

another dumb ass bish. cute, but says a lot of lame ish.

# 4

she looks awful with that hair color

# 6

well , maybe you guys shouldn’t leave a message right here. you only got bad things to say .
i think she’s a good actress , and that matters . not all that things like: she’s ugly and stuff

# 7

that’s funny, because i have a large load for her to pick up too…

# 9
two buck chuck @ 12/06/2007 at 1:17 pm

She is a lousy actress. Pretty, but the stuff that comes out of her mouth makes her seem like she’s ugly on the inside and shallow.

Why don’t talentless bitter face go away..She doesn’t have the talent of Cate Blanchett or Judi Dench… and she is a snob.

I agree w/ Love V. I think what those critics said were kinda harsh. She isnt that bad of an actress.

I like her style too. It’s cute and comfy.

Anyone ever see her on Entourage? Maybe she was ad-libbing, but it was PAINFUL! That’s when I realized that she couldn’t act. She was also on a Boston radio station recently with Dane Cook and she was rude and miserable.

lmao !!!! critics are si funny funny yet harh with her! they’re wrong many times but this time they’re absolutely right!

Gabriella @ 12/06/2007 at 1:42 pm

How much more beautiful would she be if she actually came off as a nice person AND had some talent?

I still assume anyone who says bad things about her is just jealous!

She’s one of my favorite actresses, she’s so amazing and shes not afraid to take risks… not to mention, the girl is gorgeous, alot more gorgeous then most actresses in hollywood these days

As for Awake, I’m so surprised it didn’t do well. I actually liked it, it was slow in the beginning but towards the end it was amazing!

Everybody says she can’t act. I guess she thinks her looks can sustain her, but she is wrong. She needs to take acting lessons. Her looks will only take her so far, she needs to know how to act.

She has a bad attitude and she can’t act. She will be history soon.

The only thing terrible is Jessica Alba’s acting skills.


I found it laughable when we found out she was the villain. She can’t even play the cute girl next door, let alone a bĂ­tch!

She is definitely the hottest girl in hollywood. No doubt. Her face is is her body.
Her style is awesome because she doesn’t have to show boobs/legs/ass to look hot.
she is a young actress, so these movie’s she’s doing will give her experience.
ANd she’s not a snob..she just doesn’t like to get her picture taken.

CELEBREXviagara @ 12/06/2007 at 2:23 pm

@ #11.. I CONCUR WITH CRITICS.. sHE IS AS BAD AS THEY SAY. PEOPLE TEND TO SEE THE CUTE SMILE – she has no depth and the worst part is that she is always talking garbage!

There are so many deserving actresses that could do these roles and she gets them because supposedly her sex appeal is to attract horny boys to the theatre..

CELEBREXviagara @ 12/06/2007 at 2:24 pm

Did y’ll see the other aweful trailer where she is blind? I laughed so hard!

This B^TCH needs to stick to playboy!

she is so hot

Flawless means.. washed out, extra thin looking.. with a sour face..right, …Halle Berry is 41 and looks 10x times better with a better body. Alba is cute at best. The only MOST she is…overrated lookswise, talent wise…

PLENTY of other latina woman who aren’t overexposed look better with better bodies

If you don’t like that fact that bitter face can’t act her way out of a paperbag..then talk to her manage.

If you want to see true flawless women check pics of the late Hedy Lamarr or Gene Tierney

Alba is a joke

GOOD! HA, Alba sucks. She’s an idiot and I don’t think she’s particularly pretty either. Only in a generic “oh that’s the stripper I’ll give more of my dollah bills to” way. I hope she fades away.

She looks pregnant…
or maybe she gained some pounds!

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