Katie Holmes is Bug-Eyed

Tom Cruise takes bug-eyed wife Katie Holmes around for an afternoon drive in Telluride, Colorado on Saturday.

Cruise, 45, was later seen attending the Seahawks vs. Redskins football playoffs game.

Former tabloid journalist Andrew Morton will be publishing an unauthorized biography of Cruise, which allegedly details his love life, the rumors about his sexuality and his involvement with the Church of Scientology (he’s supposedly the second-highest leader).

Morton also speculates 20-month-old daughter Suri may have secretly been fathered by late church founder L. Ron Hubbard. Wha?

“In her more reflective moments, Katie might have felt as if she were in the middle of a real-life version of the horror movie Rosemary’s Baby, in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil’s child,” he writes.