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Orlando Bloom: Doggie Bag It!

Orlando Bloom: Doggie Bag It!

Orlando Bloom and a mystery male grab lunch together at Italian restaurant Louise’s Trattoria in L.A.’s Larchmont Village on Tuesday.

Peep Orly‘s plaid boxers!

The pair also stopped off at “Above the Fold” to browse the magazine section while Orlando carried around some leftovers from lunch in a doggie bag.

Mr. Bloom turns 31 this Sunday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ORLY!

20+ pictures inside of doggie baggin’ Orlando Bloom

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# 3


# 4

He looks good sometimes

# 5

I guess he was eating pasta

# 6

Well dont know…lol

# 7

Zahara and Orlando shares birtday

# 8
lisabella @ 01/09/2008 at 8:13 am

Happy Early Birthday Orly lot of love for youuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 9

I mean Birthday

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ @ 01/09/2008 at 8:16 am

he looks so sweet bless him.

CG, I don’t think so. Z’s birthday is on the 8th, Orly’s birthday is on the 13th.

CG why are you posting all those comments?????
Orlando you are the hottest man alive I can’t wait until you make another movie.

oh sorry I made a mistake….thanks Jared


This pain’s me to say because I was once a huge fan but he looks like garbage compared to how cute he used to be. The blonde guy on the other hand is pure hotness.

Cabbage face is not with him how nice. I knew it wasn’t that serious she’s just another h*e.

# 17 he’s just tired come on give him a break.

He’s hot I love him. Go Orlando!!!!!

Char_lotte @ 01/09/2008 at 8:41 am

Awwwwwwwww Happy birthday Orlando.

shenanyginz @ 01/09/2008 at 8:46 am

loving the boxers and i’m loving that his hair is getting longer… yay

I like his new haircut very cute.

hot hot hot @ 01/09/2008 at 9:02 am

He’s hot even dress like this and he looks happier.

Happy Birthday Orlando.

Cool and relax this is how I like him.

not is oz? @ 01/09/2008 at 9:10 am

so he didn’t make it to OZ after all? I wonder how she will spin it since its’s clear they got the information from her in the first place-they always do.
Did he just get wind of it and change his mind?

maryyram2 @ 01/09/2008 at 9:14 am

HOT JUST HOT HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thankx Jared he looks adorable.

just love him. @ 01/09/2008 at 9:27 am

I just love him.

Suzanne, say your prayers it might not be over yet.
Just hope the cabbage patch doll doesn’t turn into the chucky doll and
keep coming back!

does she also smell like cabbage?

happy bday orly.

OMG he’s so fuc%in hot.

he looks cute he’s a scarf boy. I never seen this blond guy before is he famous?

Happy birthday Orly hope you’ll have fun this sunday.

HOT??! Are you people BLIND? He looks rough and just keeps going DOWNHILL. He’s finished IMHO. Bleurrgghh! :(

He looks pretty fine to me and I don’t think he’s finish. He just need some time to choose a good movie.

he is hawwwwwwt ———happy birthday Orly.

he’s so cute HAPPY B-DAY ORLANDO.

@#37: If you can’t stand the way he looks lately, you should probably leave this place.

happy face☺☻☺☻ @ 01/09/2008 at 11:44 am

happy birthday orly , I think I’m going to cry I hope everything is going to be alright for him he’s such a nice man.

……..already 31 and still as hot as ever happy birthday my sweetheart.

I love his Ray-Ban

#41 Why? Since when can you only come in a thread when you only have nice things to say?

He’s not so hot anymore. He looks like your average young American guy in LA and yes I know he’s British.

This is what happens when your ugly anorexic girlfriend dumps you then you try and upgrade with a hot sexy Spanish woman and she dumps you too. He looks like such a reject ha ha ha.

# 45how an handsome british guy can look like an average american boy you’re so retarded just go out find some friends to play with moron.
#46 you’re so stupid, you must be very sad poor you.

Happy birthday my Orly love love love.

Sidi is the best dog. @ 01/09/2008 at 12:13 pm

#45 and 46 Shut the fu*ck up a$$holes.

he’s so damn cute LOVE HIM WITH GREAT PASSION.

He is sooo hot. And Kayla, if you think a guy this handsome and hot looks like garbage? your standards are unrealistic. Give him a break. Do you look 100% cute everyday? People never seem to think celebs have days when they just look tired. We are all human, Kayla. ORLANDO IS THE CUTEST, MOST HOTTEST ADORABLE MAN ALIVE! I adore him. Happy B-Day OB cause you get better lookin every year!

It’s some very immature people on this board. The best comebacks you have are shut ups, insults and curse words. I’ll just assume your very young with a limited vocabulary and leave you to it.

purple-emma @ 01/09/2008 at 12:22 pm

Pasta and Orly are my favourite. Ha

Endrid I simply don’t think he’s attactive anymore and it has nothing to do with whether or not he’s tired. He’s just aged from the young cutie with the quirky clothes and jewelry to who he is now. It’s just a personal opinion. Not everyone has the same tastes. Lots of women like Brad Pitt I don’t think he’s hot either.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 12:32 pm

Well, he’s clearly in a downward spiral. I mean, he’s wearing sweatpants. Who does that? This is a clear case of extreme indulgence in substances, sex and debauchery and it has turned him into a monster. I can say this with utmost authority and confidence, because I have absolutely no faults and am therefore entitled to blindly pass judgement on people I’ve never even met.

Anyway, I feel I must list his innumerable crimes so that if you see him on the street you can scream “FOO!” at him and make the sign of the cross with your fingers. Shall we?

*I have it on very, very good authority that he regularly wears white shoes after Labor Day. Anyone who so brazenly breaks that law with such gleeful impunity needs to be locked up.

*He was seen sipping a glass of champagne on New Year’s Eve, which is clearly a sign of debilitating alcoholism.

*He eats meat on Fridays during Lent, showing that he is an arrogant heathen that routinely thumbs his nose at the Lord our God.

*I know for a fact that when you do your laundry and find a sock that doesn’t have a mate, it is because Orlando Bloom stole the other one in order to feed his sick addiction to cotton.

*Finally, and perhaps the worst of all, he leaves the toilet seat up after he takes a whizz. What, you think that’s funny? Well let’s see how loud you’ll be laughing the next time you’re half-asleep and stumbling into the bathroom, and when you sit down your tuckus goes right into the water. It’s unforgivable torture, and a violation of the Geneva Convention.

You may wonder how I know all these things. Well, I used to date Orlando’s cousin’s hairdresser’s gynecologist and I heard through the grapevine that Orlando said I have a big butt, so I have every right to call him out for his crimes. I have proof that what I say is true, but I don’t feel the need to share it with you, because everyone knows that if it’s said on the Internet it must be true. No seriously, Jesus appeared to me in a dream and told me all this.

Darn you, Orli. Darn you straight to heck.

Orlando is a pathetic, no talent, Hollywood sell out. Mr. Brit Boy spends all his time hanging around LA like a celebrity douchebag and his career has plummeted so far that the only thing he does is film cheesy Japanese commercials. His equally untalented anorexic exgirlfriend Kate Bosworth is doing better than him. My how the tide has turned.

Gosh another pathetic loser get a life #53.
Orlando is the finnest man alive you just have no taste.
Have a nice birthday Orlando.

Jamboree don’t get me wrong but you seem to be the pathetic one.
*LOL* get a life too.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 12:42 pm

You’re absolutely right, Jamboree! He has reduced himself to the dog poo on the bottom of Kate Bosworth’s incredibly stylish shoes. I mean, how did such a goddess get mixed up with this troll? This is Kate we’re talking about, who is so luminously, completely, stunningly, heartbreakingly, breath-takingly BEAUTIFUL she makes the angels weep with joy. She doesn’t even poo, she just excretes rose petals from her navel.

But Orlando on the other hand? *Tsk tsk* Why he nearly ruined her. He was clearly the cause of her being such a screwup, because everyone knows that Kate is not to blame for ANYTHING.

So by all means, spew your hateful venom at him, Jamboree. The b—ch has it coming. And when you’re done, affix those lips directly on Kate’s perfect, luminous, perfect, stunning, perfect beautiful behind, because she is entitled to worship.

#57 “Attention-hungry Netkook” I know you’re a loser but come on we haven’t got time to chat with you just go away.
love you forever Orly mi amore.

The sad thing #57 is that Kate is not attractive or talented yet she’s doing better than him. She’s actually GASP working. She’s getting paid to advertise Calvin Klein while he’s getting paid to advertise shampoo and cheap cars. lmao Stick a fork in him girls, he’s just about done.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 12:51 pm

“Gosh another pathetic loser get a life #53.”

Sweetie, please go to and look up the word “satire.” If that’s too much for you, look up “joke.”

Apology accepted.

The Paparazzi @ 01/09/2008 at 12:53 pm

Has he gotten drunk and fractured someone’s neck again yet?

there is a lot of losers today. Go get a life ASAP.
happy birthday to you Orly.

He’s so gorgeous, I’m so into him.


Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 12:57 pm

*sigh* You people disappoint me. I wasn’t being the least bit subtle. My ironic username should have been your first clue.

Rose de Rose @ 01/09/2008 at 1:04 pm

THANKS JARED Happy Birthday Orly.

Attention-hungry Netkook – let me marry you. Please. I just love it how the teens around here totally fell for your “rant”. *lol* Good to see that there are some witty, intelligent and original Orlando fans out there. =)

Rest of you – grow up. Netkook’s post was OBVIOUSLY a joke. Geez…

anne@orly @ 01/09/2008 at 1:11 pm

YESSSSSSSS some new pictures of this handsome man thankxxx J.Jared. He looks so good gotta love this guy.
Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!

moonshine @ 01/09/2008 at 1:12 pm

sooooo??what happened?
Wasn’t he suppose to have gone to Oz over the holiday?
She kind of looks stood up waiting for her boyfriend to get there.
If he wasn’t going and it wasn’t her that told the paper that(but who are we kidding -it had to have been her) she would have made a point of saying it wasn’t true since now she looks silly and Kate Bosworth and Nicole Kidman got all the press over the holidays.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 1:13 pm

#67, thank you! And thank you for getting it. I was starting to think I was a little too fast for the room.

FIRST!!!!! @ 01/09/2008 at 1:16 pm

#67 That long stupid post by Attention-hungry Netkook was neither witty or intelligent. I got the obvious sarcasm it was just lacking in humor and sounded too much like a whiny fangirl pissed at those taking shots at Orlando. His fans might as well get used to the negativity because his IT boy days are over. He’s just another not so hot celebrity now.

Love@Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 1:19 pm

You’re welcome. =) But you shouldn’t be too worried – most of us grown-ups accepted that this place is in stupidity’s hand. ;) I actually stumbled over your post because I wanted to laugh at the rants of *cough*famouscarmen*cough* but it looks like she’s not up yet. Or Karma showed her how bitchy it can be. Teh.

And I have to say:
This one ~> “Well, I used to date Orlando’s cousin’s hairdresser’s gynecologist and I heard through the grapevine that Orlando said I have a big butt” made me just laugh SOOOOOOOOOOOO hard! Thank you so much for that, totally made my day!!

#71 I pity you. Going through life with this sense of humour (or the lack of it) AND with all this pessimism because, like, OMG, he hasn’t done a movie for, like, A YEAR!!!! must be grey and shallow. It’s not about Orlando, dear. It’s about keeping the ability of seeing everything on the net with that little wink on it. You know, try to laugh once in a while. Doesn’t hurt (much).

not first at all @ 01/09/2008 at 1:24 pm

#71 you’re the first loser in here that is for sure; congratulation.
You think you’re so clever, ha you’re just a stupid loner.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 1:30 pm


Oooh, somebody’s MAD! Did you see a little too much of yourself in that post?


I think it’s a mathematical certainty that she and her sockpuppets will show up very soon.

happy birthday Orly.

So you guess I should stay for a while, sit back and wait for da dramz to beginn? Sounds cool. Popcorn anybody?

I was just wondering…what would happen to JJ if Carmen AND this person that tried to tie Orlando up with everything female within reach (kimberly, if I remember correctly?) would post at the same time?

He looks very casual in these pics – he looks good. I don’t know whether his “it” days are over with or not, but I would surely miss looking at his lovely face on screen if they are.

Do you really have to be talented in Hollywood to work? I don’t think so. Just be a pretty face and be able to get noticed, and you can be a star. Not saying that Orlando isn’t talented – I think he is, but he definitely needs to try-out new, more diverse genres for his acting abilities, skill level, and personality.

It’s sad to see that he has moved to Hollywood. – the land of plastic people. That place is nothing but trouble, and I hope that he steers clear of the usual vices in that town. At least he isn’t hanging-out with Paris Hilton and L. Lohan. The day I see that is the day I know that he is DONE.

tea please. @ 01/09/2008 at 1:46 pm

he has to go back to london!!!!. Orlando is such a charming and talented guy I really hope that is going to work again.

oooh everyone’s getting so defensive at my post I must have hit a nerve. The truth nerve? Poor defensive fans it must hurt to watch your star fade. And please stop sucking Carmen’s a$$. Even she knows he’s no longer worth the energy.

#77 The post is only funny to defensive fangirls. But the fact that you have such a lame sense of humor is funny to me.

Want a cookie, Firstie?

tea please. @ 01/09/2008 at 1:53 pm

#80 FIRST/ why are you comming here to make a fool of yourself?

I love cookies! Got any milk to go with it?

Running out of comebacks huh? lol

#82 I come here to see fools and watch them respond to me because they are dim and easily baited like yourself.

tea please. @ 01/09/2008 at 1:56 pm

LOVE get a life you sound desperate for attention very pathetic.

No, I’m just silently amusing myself over you ;) Who’s aggressive here, honey? I was just saying that you should try to laugh once in a while but you got all defensive and stuff. That’s why I offered you a cookie. My kid – she’s 4 – is always happy to get one and I just wanted to put a smile on your cute lil’ face. :D

It’s just like with my daughter. Don’t argue with her, state your point and let her rant until she gets tired.

Tired yet?

#85 If a person is desperate for attention why keep giving it to them? You have no willpower to ignore do you? What a loser lol

#84 In my opinion I think you come here because you’re a pathetic loser.
Happy birthday Orly.

Orlando is so cute,thank you jared.

#86 just like 4 year olds I never get tired. You still haven’t figured out that I’m amusing myself with all of you? It isn’t obvious? Ah well if the lameness of Orlando Bloom isn’t obvious I guess the fact that I’m having a laugh at your expense isn’t either.

Don’t feed your 4 year old too many of those cookies. There are enough overweight kids out there.

C’mon girls you have to do better than “pathetic loser” and such. Besides if I’m a pathetic loser and you keep responding to me then what does that make you? It’s really sad that you haven’t caught on to what I’m doing yet.

My kid is anything but overweight, thank you very much for your concern. She’s a happy, bubbly little girl. You know, she doesn’t get too many cookies which is why they are special to her and something to be happy about. Hey, my little one actually knows how a banana and a apple and other fruits taste like! Whoo!!

So, you’re amused, I’m amused, we’re all amused. Why all the snapping around here?

double lol @ 01/09/2008 at 2:13 pm

Orlando looks gorgeous like usual.

#92 How does she feel about her mommy amusing herself on the internet in the thread of a crappy actor? Offering cookies to strangers and laughing at humorless sarcastic rants of a overzealous fangirls? I have a feeling your going to be a future embarrassment for your child if you aren’t already.

#93 We’re not lonely anymore. Your here! YAY! Another pathetic casualty, your making this too easy.

Funny how some people are not afraid to make fool of themselves.
Orlando is so hot I love his shades.

“Funny how some people are not afraid to make fool of themselves.”

You know that’s the same thing I thought when I saw Orlando’s Japanese commercials. lol

very pathetic indeed it must be hard to have no friends I kind of understand those losers they need to chat with somebody.

Love you my Orly have a nice b-day this sunday.

Don’t worry those a**holes will get tired. He looks good and happy It’s nice to see him with a friend.

#97 Thank you for being my friend but why do you keep changing your screen name? Is it because you can’t come up with anything besides “pathetic” and that’s pathetic?

Wich japanese commercial this person is totally insane.
It’s simply good to see him.

First, why are you always trying to attack me? Did I do something to you other than liking Orlando? FYI I have a good job, I studied hard and long, I have a working relationship and a kid that loves me and that I love to death. She has lots of friends in kindergarden, I have lots of friends at work. You know nothing about me except the fact that I once in a while surf the net for the actor I like. Why don’t you spend your time with attacking people like pedophiles or these that REALLY do embarrassing things on the net? Who are YOU to judge me? You know, I tried to be nice to you but you have nothing but hatred and cold in your stony heart. Go back to the hell you came from and try to get a life. A life like the one that I lead because you know what? I know how to behave, I know how to work, I know how to love and I ******* know when it’s better to stop. You know, smartypants, the cleverer give in.

Meaning I’m not going to comment on you anymore. You’re nothing but a rude person, filled with hate and you certainly would need someone to hug you, I guess.

Oh, and the fact that you know about Orlando’s recent commercials just shows how desperate you are to hate someone. Spending so much time on him and not even being a fan? Tsk tsk tsk. You know, I at least spend my time on something I LIKE.

So all I have for you know is a huuuuge L O L and my hand you can talk to from now on. Psh!


*taniaΩ @ 01/09/2008 at 2:41 pm


@lovelace @ 01/09/2008 at 2:41 pm

what makes you think Penelope ditched Orlando?

Miss Chanel @ 01/09/2008 at 2:54 pm

I like Orlando I hope is going to put is **** together. I want to see is sexy butt back on screen.

#101 The clever don’t give in they either come up with a good retort or they ignore. You are doing nothing but whining and getting emotional and even worse your using those weak traits to try and guilt trip me, now that’s pathetic. And the talk the hand reference is over 10 years old. I’ve got an even older reference for you. If you can’t take the heat get a$$ out of the kitchen. Bye bye.


I love the fact that he’s growing his hair again! =)

Sweet… Always smile please…

First=106/107 is going to be here for quite a long time please ignore this moron.



reading this thread you get a real sense of what the current fanbase of Orlando Bloom is. Not very high IQ.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 3:13 pm


Sorry, just trying to fit in.

I do agree that 1.) First is a loser and 2) Orlando Bloom is one d— fine-looking man.

Good advice #110 but some moron like yourself with no willpower will always respond or acknowledge.

FIRST!!! has totally turned this thread into a joke which I love because it’s the same thing Orlando fans will do to Kate thread.

not lovelace @ 01/09/2008 at 3:17 pm

I don’t know why they broke up but I wonder if there was truth to the rumor that Penelope broke up with him because she wanted to go public and he didn’t .



Is it me or does the other guy look like a grown up Devon Sawa????

nah nah, I'm telling @ 01/09/2008 at 3:21 pm

I know you are but what am I!
I know you are but what am I!

I thought the kids were back in school already?

U FAKE U FAKE! I read in an interview that Orlando likes BROKKOLI best! u r a loser u do not know Orlando eat sh*t and die!!!!!!

Ahh…good old times…

to blue to be true @ 01/09/2008 at 3:24 pm

Why can’t we all just get along?
F.I.R.S.T is a loser and Orlando is yummy . it’s as simple as that.

Orlando is wonderful I want him so bad.

londongirl @ 01/09/2008 at 3:31 pm

I Love him so much. Happy Birthday Orlie.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 3:37 pm

“U FAKE U FAKE! I read in an interview that Orlando likes BROKKOLI best! u r a loser u do not know Orlando eat sh*t and die!!!!!!”

Hee! The look on Orlando’s face was priceless. I think later those girls will look back on that and laugh nervously then quickly change the subject.

Will Turner is hot @ 01/09/2008 at 3:40 pm

Good to see him I thought he was dead lol.
Happy Birthday O.

Down With the CPK! @ 01/09/2008 at 3:45 pm

Happy Birthday Orlando!

***Boxers…yum!..make me think dirty thoughts…”91/2 weeks”..*grunt*…”Monsters Ball”…*grunt*…”Debbie Does Dallas”…*grunt***

You bring out the perv in me, Orly.

#124 True!! I just loooooove his nervous giggle and his whole reaction on it… “Shall I leave now?” LOL Gotta love him…

I bet Jessica and Miss Carrot either have an own fanclub by now or totally left the web and emigrated to Nepal or Sibiria or something.

aw cute =] happy birthday

his smile make me swoon.

Happy Birthday Orly.

better than you @ 01/09/2008 at 4:58 pm

At least he’s not making crap movies that get overblown and over hyped like so many blond tartlet wannabes out there! And anyone who doesn’t like his sweats and sunglasses is nothing but a jealous loser. You’re just upset that you don’t have what he has.

He looks perfect enough to walk a red carpet. he’s got the face of an angel and has the most perfect skin ever. And all the most beautiful women in the world are throwing themselves at him. If you can’t see why, then you are just a jealous fatty hater.

He also smells like roses when he farts. I have that under good authority.

Oooba Dooba @ 01/09/2008 at 5:21 pm

Who’s the blond guy? Hubba hubba! Where’d he come from? Is he single?

For the sock puppet conspirators, you have to look at the possibility that one poster is posting under several names from BOTH perspectives. In other words, one or two Orlando fans could be posting under different names, building up this thread and talking about how great and hot he is. These same posters could be fans who post on other boards as well and come here to defend him, etc. Then again, one or two posters who want to bash or criticise Orlando could be posting under different names as well. There could be maybe only five or six people on this entire thread. Also, you have to look at the possibility that Orlando’s own family, friends and PR people may come here, lurk and make comments. I’m not laughing at the conspiracy theories, but you have to look at it from ALL perspectives, not just from one perspective. To assume that any and all negative posts are coming from only one or two people is, in my opinion, not being realistic. If true, then the nice and complimentary comments are coming from only one or two people as well. Like I said, there are at least two perspectives, possibly three if you include Orlando’s people.

To the five or six people having conversations with themselves here, cheers!!!

happy birthday Orly luv ya.

He might going to do a movie by the end of this year fingers cross.

happy birthday Orlando!!!

It’s been a long time welcome back mr hottie.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 6:53 pm

“I bet Jessica and Miss Carrot either have an own fanclub by now or totally left the web and emigrated to Nepal or Sibiria or something.”

At the very least. I can’t be too mean about them, though. I was a teenager once myself, and let’s just say thank Xenu that the Web was still a glimmer in Tim Berners-Lee’s eye, because there would probably be a lot of stuff I’d never live down.

Seriously, I hope Jessica and Carrot are able to laugh about it someday.

totally random @ 01/09/2008 at 7:18 pm

anyone reconize what magazine he might have been looking at? It isn’t the vogue but the one to the right of it. You can only see a small bit of the blue left corner. Must be a fashion magazine since it was next to the others.
totally randon I know-just wondering.

Orlando looks gorgeous as usual and I’m digging the longer hair.

Am I the only one that thinks these two look like a couple?

Can people pz stop bagging out his ex? I doubt he has any negative feelings towards her so why should u?

My dear ‘Attention-hungry Netkook’,

I love you.
If I was male, I would want you to bear my children.
That really made me smile.

Thank you.

As for Orlando……MY GOD!!! THE HAIR!
I just want to run my fingers through those returning curls.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 8:11 pm

“I love you.
If I was male, I would want you to bear my children.
That really made me smile.”

Aw, thanks! You’re going to give me a big(ger) head. I’d have to pass on the children, though, because if I were to get pregnant, the gyn that tied my tubes has a lot of explaining to do.

“As for Orlando……MY GOD!!! THE HAIR!
I just want to run my fingers through those returning curls.

I’m so glad he’s letting his hair grow. At least to Paris of Troy length. That sexy was off the charts. Not that he wasn’t hot with the shorter ‘do, I’m just a total hair sl*t.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 8:37 pm

“The sad thing #57 is that Kate is not attractive or talented yet she’s doing better than him. She’s actually GASP working. She’s getting paid to advertise Calvin Klein while he’s getting paid to advertise shampoo and cheap cars. lmao Stick a fork in him girls, he’s just about done. ”

I couldn’t let this one go.

Um, you obviously need the concept of success explained to you. He has participated in two of the highest-grossing film franchises of all time, continues to have his name linked to high-profile projects in the works, is one of the most searched celebrities and if you were to just say “Orlando,” a most people will know who you’re talking about. Plus, he may be “done,” but he’s worth millions and could buy and sell you. He doesn’t have to work another day in his life if he doesn’t want to. He can spend the time narrating documentaries, doing theater, traveling to Antarctica to see first hand the effects of global warming, working with UNICEF and other ventures, which he has actually been doing for the last several months-though I’m sure you’d insist that doesn’t count because it’s not a movie or magazine cover. I’d say objectively that he has had a tremendous amount of success, especially for someone his age.

But yeah, Kate is the more successful one.

Ommmpa dumba, thanks for representing Orlando Uncensored here at JustJared. I’m sure it’s a relief not to have Virgo edit your posts, hense the posting of every little thought that comes into your head, even if it has no bearing at all on the post here.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 8:47 pm

Okay, so I’m finally catching up on this thread now that I’m home, and I see so many points I want to address, because I really need a new hobby.

From Tiptoes:
“It’s sad to see that he has moved to Hollywood. – the land of plastic people. That place is nothing but trouble, and I hope that he steers clear of the usual vices in that town. At least he isn’t hanging-out with Paris Hilton and L. Lohan. The day I see that is the day I know that he is DONE.”

I think that he will be all right. There really hasn’t been any indication yet that he is becoming Hollywood trash like so many others. He’s nice to everyone, he’s relatively low-profile and he’s probably the only celebrity I’ve ever seen who will leave the house wearing sweatpants and a hoodie when he knows the paps are out and about. Plus, I think his mama would smack the brown right out of his hair if he started to go Hollywood.

He’s got it together, it seems. I think if H’wood was going to get him, they would have gotten him very early and the damage would be obvious. The fact that at the very peak of his popularity he went back to London to act in a small play says to me that he’s got his head on straight and at least has an idea of what he wants.

dude is looking old. You can see the beginning of manboobs already.
what’s with the ’80′s glasses?

that Mystery Man looks like Nick Carter?

Glad to see he put on a few pounds because I was not a fan of the “manorexia” look. Now he needs to tone up so he doesn’t develop manboobs. I pissed myself a little with excitement when I saw how ripped he was in Kingdom of Heaven. Rowwrrr!

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 9:42 pm

“dude is looking old.”

At 31?? Trust me, kid, there will come a time when you think someone is a just a baby at that age. BTW, those “manboobs” are called pectoral muscles.

#143 what a delusional little fangirl you are. All of Orlando’s success is in the past, his name is not currently linked to any high profile projects and if you say Orlando to someone in America the first thing they think is Orlando Florida? There are plenty of rich and formerly successful celebrities who’s star has faded and Orlando is headed in that direction. And he couldn’t buy or sell me because I’m priceless baby.

#145 Hmm let’s see he lives in Hollywood, he shops in Hollywood, he goes to clubs in Hollywood, he eats at Hollywood restaurants, he hangs out with other a Hollywood celebrities, he dates Hollywood starlets, gets chased around the streets of Hollywood by paparazzi. I think that qualifies as going Hollywood and living a far from humble lifestyle. He left his home country and spends all his time in a place that caters to celebrities and that lifestyle. He’s a sell out.

He looks like the Gay unabomber. So fem and he needs to cut his hair.

i’m glad to see he has his head held up and smiling.

you’re right, his success is in the past-thats why they call it a ‘has been’.
Paris Hilton has money so I don’t think that says much at all.
It will take nothing short of a miracle for him to be back on top again.
He doesn’t have the acting chops to be a Leo or a Johnny and I’m not sure if he ever will. His name isn’t linked to anything and I doubt directors are banging on his door-especially if they saw Elizabethtown!
Before they chose him anyway because they thought the fangirls would go in droves but he can’t rely on that anymore. I don’t think he cares anyway since he is just enjoying playing the Hollywood game-he doesn’t seem focused on trying to be the next Paul Newman.

Remember when Orlando first began acting and he stayed in London and wasn’t really on the scene, and people said he was plain and boring? Now that he has a house in Hollywood and does other things in Hollywood–he’s a sell out. Why is the logic so lacking? Did I miss the memo where he vowed to never live anywhere other than London? Or where he vowed to only hang out with friends he’s known since back in the day?

Are other celebs who live in Hollywood/eat in Hollywood/have Hollywood celebrity friends sell outs too? Or is it just because he’s acting normal now and not like some Disney Prince Charming that is non threatening in every way, which is threatening to some because it destroys the version of him that they’ve had in their heads of him since LOTR came out.

Or maybe he’s just evil. *nods*

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/09/2008 at 11:45 pm

You’re just determined not to get it, aren’t you? Okay, I give. He’s a worthless hack who will never work again. His time has passed, and his luxury cruise has come to an end. Because everyone knows that if you aren’t Hollywood A-List you are worth nothing in this world.

Please, people. I know you want more than anything to be famous and loved by all, but that doesn’t mean that anyone who chooses not to take that path is some kind of loser. There’s more to life than getting your picture taken.

I’m just wondering why everyone around here is so rude to each other and to Orlando. After all: If you haven’t got anything nice to say, better say nothing!

But it seems that politeness is a virtue…

Ha. Sorry Attention-Hungry but those are manboobs. The hot guy next to him has pectoral muscles. I do know the difference. One is a bit saggy(No Job Orli) and the other is way up firm and high(white shirt hot guy)

#155 That logic is lacking because I never said he was plain and boring. I said it was cool that he wasn’t into the scene and said he preferred his home. It’s not that he’s not living in Britain, it’s that he’s living in Hollywood the same scene he said he wasn’t into. But he likes being a celebrity probably moreso than an actor because he’s good at one and not at the other. That’s why he ran back to La La Land the first chance he got. Oh and he is not acting normal. Get a life just because he wears sweats and goes to the dog park doesn’t make him one of the more normal down to earth celebrities. And wasn’t he hanging out in the same club as Paris Hilton a few weeks ago? SELLOUT!

Hopefully Orlando is pursuing other options, like more theatre work as he did in September. Although he had a big start in the industry, I think it is great he returned to his roots and hope he does it more often (so I can see him). He always appears as a genuine sincere person and I hope he continues to keep a balance in his life and not fall into the prestige of fame.

Orlando, happy birthday to ya, happy birthday to ya!

In your previous statement you were using his fame and popularity as a reason why he’s successful. Now your trying to turn it around and say getting your picture taken isn’t everything. No it’s not but Orlando is not a respected actor and all the good roles are going to other guys so what does he have besides his celebrity? He needs fame and he needs to get his picture taken to stay relevant on the path that he’s chosen. The Hollywood path. And as far as this statement goes saying

“I know you want more than anything to be famous and loved by all, but that doesn’t mean that anyone who chooses not to take that path is some kind of loser.”

You are presumptious and wrong. I personally believe in what Kant said “Seek not the favor of the multitude, it is seldom got by honest and lawful means. But seek the testimony of few, and number not voices but weigh them.”

birthday boy @ 01/10/2008 at 9:34 am

according to this it looks like he is in Brazil for his birthday.,,MUL253951-5877,00.html

Orlando Bloom is GAY.

@#163 That’s a year old, that story but thanks for the try…

that might be an old article about Brazil. The same exact story was printed in 2005.

birthday boy @ 01/10/2008 at 11:46 am


I saw where something similar happened with Kate a while ago but Idon’t thin the story was exactly the same. It might be that he really likes this place so he is going back again for his birthday with friends.

Orlando is so down to earth I really like him. He’s very sincere and he’s not into the L.A. scene at all.

Nancy Drew @ 01/10/2008 at 11:49 am

Its a long way from Hollywood to Brazil. No way could anyone get there that fast. It’s something like a 25 hour trip with a few changes of planes and even then you’re still 500 km away from Itacare.

Nancy Drew some flights can get you to Bahia Brazil where he supposedly is in about 17 hours. If his picture was taken Tuesday that means he had all day Wednesday to fly there. But who knows really? (((waits for more pictures sightings)))

“If his picture was taken Tuesday that means he had all day Wednesday to fly there”

Actually his picture was taken at lunchtime so he had Tuesday night and all day Wednesday to get there.

Nancy Drew @ 01/10/2008 at 12:26 pm

17 hours? OK. If he left Tuesday night he wouldn’t arrive in Brazil until late afternoon/early evening Wednesday. And then had to drive out to Itacare. And then had time to get into a fight with some paparazzi. And this story got out there so fast that Thursday morning it was already reported? It sounds too much like the old story from 2005 to be new. But nothing is impossible.

If it isn’t new than how do these stories get rehashed in the press?
What would be the purpose? There isn’t a need to plant something like that and if they did you would hope they would at least try to be a little more creative.

He must still be getting free clothes from that Gap commercial he did
years ago.

Do you mean the Gap Ad he did with Kate Beckinsale? He was so gorgeous in this ad.
But I don’t think Orly gets his clothes for free he’s just not like this.

Wow, how the mighty have fallen, even the little fan girls don’t sound too sincere. If he were smart he would duck the spotlight get some work in an production where he could earn some respect and try to rebuild a career that is based on talent and not just how nicely the camera man lights him and the make-up people do their job.

Attention-hungry Netkook @ 01/11/2008 at 10:08 pm

“Wow, how the mighty have fallen,”

Yeah, totally done:

And could you do me a favor and sound a little more smug and condescending? You’re not quite at the point where I want to reach through the screen and smack you, and I have some aggression to work off today. Thanks, doll.

Wow. The best you could come up with was an over photoshopped still from his cheesy -nonhybrid!- car commercial and the simpering fangirls acting like it’s Academy material?
Some career. He’s going onto the “I’m Elvis in Asia man,. Bigger than Elvis I tell you!” even though he’s rapidly becoming C(D,E,F….)-list everywhere else- downhill section of the ride then.
Maybe he shouldn’t have dissed Hasselhoff so early. They both seem to be bringing the same plate’o'cheez to the party lately.

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