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John Mayer Deletes His Blog

John Mayer Deletes His Blog

Musician John Mayer has just deleted all the entries off his blog at

He left a message for his fans saying, “DONE & DUSTED & SELF-CONSCIOUS & BACK TO WORK.”

Mayer also left a little quote beneath that: “There is danger in theoretical speculation of battle, in prejudice, in false reasoning, in pride, in braggadocio. There is one safe resource, the return to nature…”

Curiously enough, Mayer linked the “n” in speculation to a time travel forum with the topic title of “Positive, Negative and O Vortexes”.


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# 2

Glad he did it. Now if he could only delete his music I’d be in heaven.

# 3
Just sayin... @ 01/24/2008 at 10:17 am

jmo – I think he’s just too intelligent for you. People are threatened by what’s over their heads.

# 4


# 6

I will miss his funny posts. But I think its good he takes some time off the blog while making a new album, kinda makes people miss him.

# 7

He’s just quoting directly from a text on battles. All you have to do is google that line and the book comes up.
He’s saying look what I’m reading. Interesting, I never understand why reasonably intelligent men, those that are intellectually curious as their choices would indicate, choose to date dolts.
As a reasonable intelligent and intellectually curious woman I desire the same in a partner.

# 8

And Z is saying Z is so smart he/she has to explain to all of us what JM is saying. Z has very low self esteem.

# 9

Well, pooh. I thought his blog was very entertaining!


Wants people to think he’s smart but we all know he is just a dumbass.

lol #2. i whole heartedly agree. as #10 put it pseudo-intellectual cods-wallop of the highest order. not as profound as it thinks it is.

thank you, mayer, for shutting the f*ck up finally. appreciate it.

sorry Maxim that your self-esteem is so fragile that my comments irritated you.

Wrong, I don’t “think I’m so smart” etc. I posted the source of the text for primarily so others didn’t think JM authored it, as well as to make it less intimidating for those who found it so as someone above posted.

JM does seem more thoughtful than your average celeb, which may annoy/intimidate some, though it’s also true that he just might be a “douchebag.”

the truth @ 01/24/2008 at 2:24 pm

I heard that John Mayer likes to pee on girls. God’s honest truth.

That makes sense for someone with low self esteem.

Isn’t it “vortices”?

I’m gutted!

I can’t believe this is up. Who cares if he blogs, good riddens.
This guy is full of himself.

Why is John Mayer such a spoil cry baby. He had to be crap to deal with growing up. He can be so sicken. Bet he will not get a grammy this year because of all that hollywood crap he pull. His time with Jessica wasn’t about the music and he has nothing to show for it.

One of his posts (Jan 12 ’08), from Google’s cache:

I’m taking to the blog today to share something with you that I feel more passionate about than I saw coming.
I want to make it short and sweet so that anybody who wants to re-print it can copy and paste without editing…

Went out to dinner Thursday night. My car. One glass of wine. Carpooled from dinner to go out to one more place. Everyone in my car. At the next spot, I do the Diet Coke with Lime thing. My favorite scotch (Lagavulin 16 year) arrives under my nose. “Can’t do it,” I say. Then I find out my friend has switched to Designated Driver and has a plan that involves everyone getting home safe. Cool. I love Lagavulin when the time is right. Now it’s the end of the night and I’m feeling wonderfully buzzy and ready to get dropped off to my house in my car, except the person that was going to follow my car in the DD’s car to drive him back isn’t in shape to drive either.

It’s 2 o’clock in the morning. I call my housemate Chad. Chad’s sleeping. He was in the studio all day. I explain to him that I need him to jump in the back seat of my car, ride to the DD’s car and drive me back home. Of course Chad says “yes” and comes through like a champ. A champ, I say.

Here’s what I want to tell you:

If I, incredibly hot/fugly John Mayer can make that call, so can you.

The distance from the parking lot to my house was about 5 miles, mostly straight shot up the coast of Santa Monica, zero traffic. And I didn’t drive it. Me. The guy who gets the VIP velvet rope treatment in life.

Oh, and the call? It’s not the coolest you’ll ever sound. And the logistics? It’s kind of inelegant. You trace the same route twice when all you want to do is fall into bed. But you gotta do it.

This is all coming from a guy who you can be sure would have found a sexier way to get home if there was one available. And there just isn’t, especially in LA. (You can be sexy again the next day when you wake up with the rest of your big, beautiful life in front of you.)

I’m not writing this to earn golf claps, it’s just that if I’m going to stand in any way as an ambassador of something cool or influential, this is more important than any pair of sneakers or a guitar.

And to give a big high five to the Chads of the world.

See you around


jessica simpson @ 01/25/2008 at 12:08 am

He’s still a douchebag

um, i was wondering if any of you would be nice enough to judge this website where this supposed “John Mayer” writes a blog every now and then. he claims to be the real one and also, he comments on my comment…..well, ya’ll just read the comments on this site :

you’ll find out what i’m really talking about. x x x

thanks guys!!!


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