OlderEva Longoria: No Farts for Tony
Eva Longoria arrives at her hotel in Mayfair on Thursday and later leaves for a night out partying at the private members only club, Shoreditch House, in East London.
The Desperate Housewives star made a TV appearance on UK’s Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
“I’ve been on holiday for three months, because of the writers’ strike,” she said. “I’m in heaven! I’ve gained ten pounds, I pig out on pizza.”
Eva also provided some insight on married life with basketball star Tony Parker.
“We’re still in the honeymoon phase, I love him – but I don’t fart in front of him!,” she said. “I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery.”
Eva, 32, and Tony, 25, were married July of last year. She has the tattoo “NINE” scribed on her neck (Tony‘s jersey number).
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What a self-absorbed b****–”Yay for the writer’s strike and people losing their jobs and revenue! I got to pig out on pizza and gain ten pounds! This is such a heavenly situation (for me)!”
I want this woman’s career to fall so fast.
wow
A S hort -Worst Dresser-whose a self absorbed tv wack, attempting to star in a movie that is a borderline snoozefest..
Im falling asleep just thinking of it.. zzzz..zzz zz………..
and threw up a little thinking of her…
What a classless NECK tattoo. “Writer’s strike = vacay for me!” Yay! A [dumb] wh*re, bore, and a snore.
Can people stop recording her vapid statements?
what!!!!.. shes been in heaven while the WGA are losing their jobs and revenue. even though we´ve seen her supporting them… humpf
shes so short. not hot.
shes still starving her bony azz self ,in those tacky clothes and clip on bangs.
She is a Georgeous Mejicana, don’t be jealous people cuz she is skinny and can eat all the pizza she wants. She did need a few pounds no wonder she looks so curvy…eat your hearts out or throw up after you eat jealous people.
Yes I can see they’ll last… not! Geez if she can’t **** in front of him at this point then why are they together? I guess she forgot the “through good times and bad”… good luck to them!
Wow!! Where have good taste and class go? Or was there ever any in Hollywood?
She might pig out on pizza but 10 lbs my ass. she more than likely doesn’t give it 10 minutes before it ends up in the toilet bowl.
sorry im mexican an we usually have boxy shapes be4 and after child birth-boxy- and i hate it. curvy latinas are normally from spain, puerto ricans, ect.. not hating keeping it real. and i didnt say all my mexican women just the majority. eva is thin, jmo and tony is a large man. seems painful. ouch.
that’s disgusting! I hate her!
and also, she’s a ******* liar about gaining 10 pounds. She seems thinner to me, it’s people like her that are ruining the image of what a REAL woman looks like!
I agree about the farting mystery, no matter how close I can become with someone, I prefer I and they **** alone. Nice golden dress
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wow… the comment managing tool censored the F&RT in my comment. lol. Hey Jared, if its ok for u to say it in the post, ur comment filter should allow it, hehe. Its to strict
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She does look like she has gained some weight, which isn’t saying alot since she was skin and bones before. I’m not liking the bangs, but it’s part of the cloning process in Hollywood right now.
she looks great with the all black i hate the zebra dress but she looks hawt
i wouldn’t worry about my career either if i was a gold digger living on a basket baller’s money.and please, as if she’s happy she gained weight.she admitted it’s one of her biggest fears.:P p-lease.
Thank You, i allways wanted to know where You **** or not…..:-S idiot
why is F.A.R.T. not alllowed in a comment if She can say it??
Go away, Eva.
Ugh. Too much information.
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lady u need tha 10 extra pounds!!!!!
She’s on it now. There’s something about her that’s annoying, yet she’s cute as well!
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