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Paris Hilton: I Would Be Happy If I Had Nothing

Paris Hilton: I Would Be Happy If I Had Nothing

Paris Hilton sat down with Parade to chat up her upcoming film The Hottie and the Nottie and guest appearance on The L Word. The 26-year-old hotel heiress also shared that she’d be happy if she had absolute nothing. Didn’t seem that way on The Simple Life! Check it:

Every woman has an ugly day. Do you? I think we’re humans. All girls feel like a “nottie” some days”like someone who isn’t turning heads. That’s just part of life. I just get a facial or a massage. Pampering yourself gets you back into “hottie”-ness.

People talk about lifestyles of the rich and the famous. Which is better? I think it would be better just to be rich, because then you don’t have to deal with anything else. You can just have everything you want and not have to deal with the press and people following you. But being rich doesn’t even matter, either. I have both, and it doesn’t even make any difference. I could be happy if I had nothing. So it’s not, it’s not really about money to me.”

There’s a rumor out there that you’re planning to do The L Word, the series about lesbians. It’s true. I have no idea what kind of character I’ll be playing, but it’s a good show.”

What would surprise us about you? I’m really good at ice hockey. I’ve been playing since 10th grade, and people don’t know that I play defense in hockey. I like to check people, push people down. And I love fishing. I like to catch them, but I don’t eat them. I just put them right back, because I feel bad for them.”

Check out the full interview at

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  • kacii

    i like her shirt.

  • Brooke

    Happy without nothing? Yeah right.

  • Jamie Insider

    ROFL!!! “Happy with Nothing?”!!! Are you kidding me? She can’t last a day without money.

  • Diama

    she’s cute!

  • troy

    If she actually said that with a straight face then I would have to give her credit for being a better actress then I thought. But after nearly passing out from laughing so hard after reading that I will this for Paris, she has a wonderful sense of humor.

  • [☆F a m o u s☆]

    jared, seriously… c’mon. why would you even post this bullshiiit. lmao seriously! everything that cumz out this whor’es mouth is a lie. its past funny, shiit is lame now.

  • shiva

    the embodiment of wisdom has spoken

  • http://fanpop ellie

    i love Paris but i dunno if i believe her!

  • Dancer

    Brooke, #2–your comment is exactly what I was going to write! You beat me to it!

  • Eley

    gosh i love her, but has ellie says, i dont know if i should believe, but anyway! i love her and also her style (L)

  • http://justjared Lips,tits,ass and paris money

    Ok Paris. Let me have ALL your money then.

  • Susan

    That’s quite easy to say coming from a life of glitz and glamour. Come see me and sing that tune again when you’re living paycheck to paycheck and worry about medical bills.

  • bems

    its a lot easier to come to that conclusion when your filthy rich though isnt it!

  • bems

    its a lot easier to come to that conclusion when your filthy rich though isnt it!

  • talula

    Does anyone believe a word from her anymore?

  • PJ

    Give me a freakin’ break.

  • Remy

    Ummm…. you keep thinking that Paris.

  • *lol*

    If she had no money she’s do a “do you want fries with this?” job now, like most other highschool drop outs with little talent and no brains … I doubt that she’d be very happy then.

  • ssshiii_baby

    Yeah its easy to say you would be happy w/out money when you already have money..PULEEZE !!! what they should’ve asked her is whatever happened with her trip to Africa..she is a joke !!

  • neon


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  • lola

    What happy, brainless creature.

    –read my blog at

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  • LL cool beans

    Yeah, try having nothing and then compare the two, you vapid waste of space.

  • Dr Jube

    A. Give me a break – she had nothing in prison and completely lost her sh*t.

    B. What the f**k is going on with that weird asymmetrical haircut?

  • Anne

    Happy with nothing! Words are cheap. Let’s see her put some actions to her words. If she gives at least half of her money away, then we will know she means what she says. Otherwise, it’s just cheap talk.

  • Didi

    oh look everybody, theres a pig flying in the sky

  • http://Seethisisaproblemtrolls wonk

    h o r e is a liar.

  • weavy

    She’s Soooooooooooo disgusting. And I assume she thinks we are the little people. Bet she gave that interview in her whiny childs voice, her real voice mirrors ”Lurch ”on The Adams Family. Beyotch is a LIAR!!

  • http://justjared Lips,tits,ass and farth!!

    I’m still waiting for my money Paris.

  • Disinheritedskank

    Haha! Well she’s going to HAVE to be happy without any money, because Grandpa just wrote her out of his will, and I doubt her Hollywood “career” will last into her 30′s.

  • Polish_girl

    I could be happy if I had nothing – it’s funny how many rich people say that… ;P

    She can work 9 hours in front of the computer like me and I bet she’ll change her mind. :D

  • Jbo

    She should keep her dumb-ass rich-bitch mouth SHUT! I’m SO SURE she’d “be happy w/nothing”….. PUH-LEEZE – she has NO idea what it’s like struggling pay check to pay check growing up with a fucking gold spoon in her mouth. Man – this is one chick (along w/Shitney) that I would love to kick SO hard in the vagina so they cannot produce more spawns of hell!

  • #32

    That’s why we get to see so much of her now! She has a few more years left to rake in the dough doing PR stuff incl movies, music and ads. I still cannot figure out who sees these movies, except for the One Night In Paris thing. She was just on E! about the Hottie and the Nottie. I like her co-star (the Nottie), but I still wouldn’t see the movie.

    To Polish Girl: she wouldn’t know what to do in a real life job.

  • koko

    Actually, from all the tv intreviews of Paris i’ve seen, that 26 yr-old bitch can’t put a sentence together . I’m surprised that as vague as these answers may be here, but they go more than a sentence for eac quuestion, my point is did Paris PR tried to put her thoughts together the told her what to say to the L World, or was did they just fax the answers back. It’s 2008, and Paris is still as stupid as she can get !!

  • ben dover

    her happy ass should of spent it’s required amount of time in jail without being bailed out and our law enforcement laughed at because of who she is, a nobody.

  • jess

    “I’d be happy if I had nothing.” — That’s hilarious. I doubt she has a clue what she’s talking about. She may even be tempting fate without realizing it.

  • Ellen

    Ya Sure Paris Hiltons Lieing She Wants All The Money!

  • menna

    please, she needs her money…liar…

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  • !?!Queen12!?!

    That is huch a lie if she had nothing she whould be happy because she doesnt know how its like to have nothing but if she where to go bank rupt trust me she whould be pissed like who whoulnd itf thay had that much mony i just wis she whont lie and be so well u no but if she used her mony for good half of the people who hate her whontt now dowt anut that all LIER!!

  • Polish_girl

    “she wouldn’t know what to do in a real life job.” – yeah I know we could see that on Simple Life. ;)

    What I mean was that she could be working hard as me or anybody else and not get much money for it…than she would know that having nothing or not much is nothing great…well she is the one to talk…all her life she had money…

  • Mary

    I can’t believe she said she’ll be happy with nothing. that is a complete total lie!!! whatever.

  • The Arab Aquarius

    and there you have it, words of wisdom from paris hilton

  • SAY WHAT?!

    Did you guys not notice that the girl started her conversation with…

    “I think we’re humans” LOL…last time I checked, that was a proven
    fact, although in your case Paris, I dunno…

    If the person speaking can be begin their conversation like that, you know the rest is going to be just meaningless garbage.

    At the same time be careful what you say Paris, maybe justice will have its way with you after all. You having nothing would be justice…

  • neil

    If the L word is looking to ‘jump the shark’, this’ll do it.

  • Diego

    paris looking gorgeous,,, keep moving babe!!

  • ver

    She says she’d be happy with nothing yet she talks about the need to get facials and massages to make herself feel good. Her out views on life are so superficial and shallow.

  • parisite

    On Paris Hilton:
    HS: What is Paris Hilton like?

    TF: She’s a piece of sh-t. The people at SNL were like maybe she’ll be fun, maybe she won’t take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She’s unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

    HS: Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?

    TF: She was awful. People never come in and say “I’m not doing that.” So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn’t host the show because SNL has standards… So she was like “I’m not doing it!” and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs… Her hair is like a Fraggle.

    HS: Did she give you ideas for sketches?

    TF: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like “I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her.” She would come in the room and say “you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she’s fat.”

    HS: What was the bet you guys had going about her?

    TF: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.