Paris Hilton: I Would Be Happy If I Had Nothing

Paris Hilton sat down with Parade to chat up her upcoming film The Hottie and the Nottie and guest appearance on The L Word. The 26-year-old hotel heiress also shared that she’d be happy if she had absolute nothing. Didn’t seem that way on The Simple Life! Check it:

Every woman has an ugly day. Do you? I think we’re humans. All girls feel like a “nottie” some days�”like someone who isn’t turning heads. That’s just part of life. I just get a facial or a massage. Pampering yourself gets you back into “hottie”-ness.

People talk about lifestyles of the rich and the famous. Which is better? I think it would be better just to be rich, because then you don’t have to deal with anything else. You can just have everything you want and not have to deal with the press and people following you. But being rich doesn’t even matter, either. I have both, and it doesn’t even make any difference. I could be happy if I had nothing. So it’s not, it’s not really about money to me.”

There’s a rumor out there that you’re planning to do The L Word, the series about lesbians. It’s true. I have no idea what kind of character I’ll be playing, but it’s a good show.”

What would surprise us about you? I’m really good at ice hockey. I’ve been playing since 10th grade, and people don’t know that I play defense in hockey. I like to check people, push people down. And I love fishing. I like to catch them, but I don’t eat them. I just put them right back, because I feel bad for them.”

Check out the full interview at Parade.com.