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Fashion Faceoff: Green Thong

Fashion Faceoff: Green Thong

John Mayer slipped into a neon green thong aboard the “Mayercraft” cruise, which went to the Bahamas this past weekend.

Kazakhstani TV talking head Borat, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, wore the same green thong two years ago on the beach at The Cannes Film Festival.

Who wore it best — JOHN MAYER or BORAT?

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Photos: Axelle/Bauer-Griffin, thatsblogtastic
Posted to: Borat, Fashion Faceoff, John Mayer, Sacha Baron Cohen, Shirtless

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  • helen

    FIRST OMG borats so hairy

  • sharon

    are you kidding me? that’s disgusting.

  • mara

    AWw I am speechless!

  • t

    yum wow, john looks so good even if he does seem to be going crazy

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  • http://hopeisatroll hot ness

    those lime green thongs make me -h ot-..

    in fact ive broken into a fever ..
    i’m si ck-..and im hot from disgust..ewww

  • amanda

    OMG! Both are SO RIDICULE!
    I don’t know what is happening with Mayer, but it looks like here is becoming more weird every day!
    Just Hope that he continue to do his beautiful music!
    Kisses from Brazil! :D

  • vickifromtexas

    john mayer is a little less doughy than i thought he would be.

  • no

    SLinG shot Nasty nezz..crusty.

  • luckyL

    Disgusting. Borat/ Sacha did it for comedy. Mayer has no excuse.

  • hamper

    aw, i’m not a fan.

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  • erika

    wwo John Mayer is gross. Good thing JessicA isn’t with him anymore. WoW LOL!!!!!

  • [☆F a m o u s☆]

    it takes a ‘special’ man to wear that.

  • daisey

    i’m gonna vomit.

  • daisey

    M. speechless.

  • grtyeim

    that can’t be real. AHHHHHHHH !

  • Nando


  • manny

    john is kinda hot! lol
    borat is nasty

  • TheGamingamine

    Ha, you gotta love a man w/a sense of humor.

  • i hate ashley&miley

    i tought mayer was a good boy

  • Carlie

    That’s really awful.

  • Joanie

    WHAAT ?!?
    is he crazyy ???

  • http://justjared Lips,tits,and WTF?????

    Really. WTF?

  • Here’s The Deal

    LMFAO. What the hell is that??

    With Borat, it was funny. With Mayer, it’s just…….eww.

  • eira

    i suddenly ran out of words..

  • Kez

    Borat has a lot to answer for…there goes my!!


    almost speechless kkkkk

    so bizarre jeeezz hauahaha

  • http://boxersnotfloss boxers not floss

    i think im gonna be sick ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • wooden legs Angelina


  • Ari

    Just ugly!

  • anom.

    Only word: ridiculous.

  • Jill


  • luv vanessa

    I’m almost speechless. and i thot that mayer was suppost to be a good role model for males. or some goodie good guy. that’s just disguisting. good thing his balls didn’t come out…

  • http://lizzie Lizzie

    I’ve always thought that people’s dislikes say more about them personally than the thing/person they dislike.

    Mayer just made some of my fantasies about him a little more accurate (-;

  • luke aussie

    Mayer’s ‘body is a wonderland’!

  • beth

    John is so nasty. Who would do such a disgusting thing. Gross. They both make me want to vomit. Although I have to say – I never thought John was anything to look at with or without clothes. Gross

  • adema

    Oh God! What is going on???

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  • kath

    at least it looks like john has himself a bit of a tan instead of that sickly pale look

  • Ava

    I’m about to throw up…….I don’t think I’ll ever be able to erase that image from my mind. lol

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  • rbk

    what the hell?
    thats disturbing.

  • tdani

    W T F???? Oh Heeeeeeellllle no!!!….

  • lola

    Oh…ugh…I feel faint. This is sick. Borat wore it IN CHARACTER, to make fun of others….god….disturbing.
    -read my blog at

  • tom c

    He’s an idiot.

  • jaye

    can anyone wear that thing well? ewwwww

  • Jenn

    There goes my idea of going to sleep now……can you say nightmares?

  • Courtney

    OMG!! I cant believe he did that!!! lol