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Fashion Faceoff: Green Thong

Fashion Faceoff: Green Thong

John Mayer slipped into a neon green thong aboard the “Mayercraft” cruise, which went to the Bahamas this past weekend.

Kazakhstani TV talking head Borat, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, wore the same green thong two years ago on the beach at The Cannes Film Festival.

Who wore it best — JOHN MAYER or BORAT?

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Posted to: Borat, Fashion Faceoff, John Mayer, Sacha Baron Cohen, Shirtless

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139 Responses to “Fashion Faceoff: Green Thong”

  1. 1
    helen Says:

    FIRST OMG borats so hairy

  2. 2
    sharon Says:

    are you kidding me? that’s disgusting.

  3. 3
    mara Says:

    AWw I am speechless!

  4. 4
    t Says:

    yum wow, john looks so good even if he does seem to be going crazy

  5. 5
    h Says:

    1st

  6. 6
    hot ness Says:

    those lime green thongs make me -h ot-..

    in fact ive broken into a fever ..
    i’m si ck-..and im hot from disgust..ewww

  7. 7
    amanda Says:

    OMG! Both are SO RIDICULE!
    I don’t know what is happening with Mayer, but it looks like here is becoming more weird every day!
    Just Hope that he continue to do his beautiful music!
    Kisses from Brazil! :D

  8. 8
    vickifromtexas Says:

    john mayer is a little less doughy than i thought he would be.

  9. 9
    no Says:

    SLinG shot Nasty nezz..crusty.

  10. 10
    luckyL Says:

    Disgusting. Borat/ Sacha did it for comedy. Mayer has no excuse.

  11. 11
    hamper Says:

    aw, i’m not a fan.

  12. 12
    woop! Says:

    oh….dear….god!

  13. 13
    unknown or doesnt want to know Says:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=A98JkCftDsk
    watch this

  14. 14
    erika Says:

    wwo John Mayer is gross. Good thing JessicA isn’t with him anymore. WoW LOL!!!!!

  15. 15
    [☆F a m o u s☆] Says:

    it takes a ‘special’ man to wear that.

  16. 16
    daisey Says:

    i’m gonna vomit.

  17. 17
    daisey Says:

    M. speechless.

  18. 18
    grtyeim Says:

    that can’t be real. AHHHHHHHH !

  19. 19
    Nando Says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

  20. 20
    manny Says:

    wow
    john is kinda hot! lol
    borat is nasty

  21. 21
    TheGamingamine Says:

    Ha, you gotta love a man w/a sense of humor.

  22. 22
    i hate ashley&miley Says:

    i tought mayer was a good boy

  23. 23
    Carlie Says:

    That’s really awful.

  24. 24
    Joanie Says:

    WHAAT ?!?
    is he crazyy ???

  25. 25
    Lips,tits,and WTF????? Says:

    Really. WTF?

  26. 26
    Here's The Deal Says:

    LMFAO. What the hell is that??

    With Borat, it was funny. With Mayer, it’s just…….eww.

  27. 27
    eira Says:

    i suddenly ran out of words..

  28. 28
    Kez Says:

    Borat has a lot to answer for…there goes my appetite..lol!!

  29. 29
    BRAZILIAN GIRL Says:

    almost speechless kkkkk

    so bizarre jeeezz hauahaha

  30. 30
    boxers not floss Says:

    i think im gonna be sick ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  31. 31
    wooden legs Angelina Says:

    LOL

  32. 32
    Ari Says:

    Just ugly!

  33. 33
    anom. Says:

    Only word: ridiculous.

  34. 34
    Jill Says:

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. 35
    luv vanessa Says:

    I’m almost speechless. and i thot that mayer was suppost to be a good role model for males. or some goodie good guy. that’s just disguisting. good thing his balls didn’t come out…

  36. 36
    Lizzie Says:

    I’ve always thought that people’s dislikes say more about them personally than the thing/person they dislike.

    Mayer just made some of my fantasies about him a little more accurate (-;

  37. 37
    luke aussie Says:

    Mayer’s ‘body is a wonderland’!

  38. 38
    beth Says:

    John is so nasty. Who would do such a disgusting thing. Gross. They both make me want to vomit. Although I have to say – I never thought John was anything to look at with or without clothes. Gross

  39. 39
    adema Says:

    Oh God! What is going on???

  40. 40
    cmo Says:

    ARE HIS RECORDS NOT SELLING OR SOMETHING. WHY ALL THE DESPERATE ATTENTION SEEKING ANTICS LIKE CLOSING HIS BLOG DOWN NOW THIS.

  41. 41
    kath Says:

    at least it looks like john has himself a bit of a tan instead of that sickly pale look

  42. 42
    Ava Says:

    I’m about to throw up…….I don’t think I’ll ever be able to erase that image from my mind. lol

  43. 43
    me Says:

    yuck

  44. 44
    rbk Says:

    what the hell?
    thats disturbing.

  45. 45
    tdani Says:

    W T F???? Oh Heeeeeeellllle no!!!….

  46. 46
    lola Says:

    Oh…ugh…I feel faint. This is sick. Borat wore it IN CHARACTER, to make fun of others….god….disturbing.
    -read my blog at http://fashionpoirot.blogspot.com

  47. 47
    tom c Says:

    He’s an idiot.

  48. 48
    jaye Says:

    can anyone wear that thing well? ewwwww

  49. 49
    Jenn Says:

    There goes my idea of going to sleep now……can you say nightmares?

  50. 50
    Courtney Says:

    OMG!! I cant believe he did that!!! lol

  51. 51
    j Says:

    yum

  52. 52
    cyn208 Says:

    is this a publicity stunt? why John Mayer would do this is beyond me. he looks ridiculus!

  53. 53
    Ally Says:

    oh dear god, i just threw up in my mouth…. holy crap

  54. 54
    Jen Says:

    John Mayer doesn’t look bad at all, those of you saying it’s disgusting are just prudes, there’s nothing disgusting about the human body.

    It could also be that he did something out of character that “you” wouldn’t normally do and it’s not acceptable to you because you don’t have the “balls” to do it. Just because it’s not acceptable to you does not mean you’re in the right…. Get over it people and grow up.

  55. 55
    B Says:

    The next Britney!! So sad!!

  56. 56
    B Says:

    The next Britney!! So sad!!

  57. 57
    Justin Says:

    Not surprised John Mayer is already retarded and that’s not funny it’s sick

  58. 58
    disgusted Says:

    omg. EW x1000000.
    that should be illegal. just gross.

  59. 59
    ZANESSA FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! Says:

    Gross. . .:(

  60. 60
    the_original_nika Says:

    thats not funny, at least I don´t think so. why is he doing this?

  61. 61
    NUNU Says:

    hes HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT !

  62. 62
    nicole kidman owns Says:

    Sasha is much hotter than John.

  63. 63
    ~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~ Says:

    Oh…. umm
    Good for them?

  64. 64
    Ozdude Says:

    NIce bulge John!

    And his ass isn’t bad either!

  65. 65
    jen Says:

    he’s just goofing around
    lighten up prudes!

  66. 66
    jen Says:

    he’s just goofing around
    lighten up prudes!

  67. 67
    anon Says:

    how come this man looks like THIS (practically) naked and yet there’s not a gazillion comments about every perceived bad part of his body like there are with the women?!

  68. 68
    Alexis Says:

    YuCkkkSSsss!!!!!!

    bOTh OF DeM r GROSs!!!

    eWWww!!

  69. 69
    jessica Says:

    Omg that is so wrong and omg i have nothing else to say….but that was the most horrific image i’ve ever seen since ashley tisdale got her bad nose job

  70. 70
    gefsd Says:

    gross but he has a cute tush

  71. 71
    isabella Says:

    He’s losing my respect for certain. His music is fantastic, his sense of humor is a disaster.

  72. 72
    83 Says:

    “WHAAT ?!?
    is he crazyy ???”

    Oh, come on. He’s just having fun.

  73. 73
    Lila Says:

    what the heck is a “mayercraft”??

  74. 74
    Mcmary Says:

    LOL That is too funny!ROTFLMAO! My eyes bulged out of my head and I looked to see if my husband was around so I could look at each shot!!

  75. 75
    Eme Says:

    This crazy-stunt is apart of this week’s “BEST WEEK EVER” … so chill. It’s gross by all means – but it serves a stupid-comedic-purpous afterall!

    I remember seeing promos on last Friday’s Best Week Ever: “Next week John Mayer takes on the “Mayercraft” – blah blah blah. So… he’s not going insane. I’d hope the money they offered him was pretty darn hefty… I HOPE. Otherwise, I might have to take back the “not going insane.”

  76. 76
    postwatcher Says:

    What an *sshhole!

  77. 77
    remember da truth Says:

    Lizzie #36 GREAT POST!!
    Jen #54 GREAT POST!!

    This was a goof by John Mayer, knowing the prudish and judgmental people would reveal themselves. As much as you are laughing at him being “disgusting” he is laughing at you for being humorless and uptight!!
    Besides, the guy looks GOOOOD!!! Probably much, much better than the naysayers who are having a problem with him showing his body off.

  78. 78
    Deb Says:

    This is very sick. I don’t know whats up with him lately but this is the last straw. He just lost a few fans from my family. It seems Britney Spears isn’t the only one on drugs.

  79. 79
    Deb Says:

    The final laugh will be record sales. When he drop his next crap album. I hope Jessica write a nasty song about this media *****.
    I guess she was right about him.

  80. 80
    Todd Says:

    You women are not very smart at all. You never heard of stuffing the package so it will look bigger. No wonder Mayer likes dumb women like JS you can pull the wool over their eyes. lmao at you chicks

  81. 81
    Laura Says:

    Yeah this a##hole behavior

  82. 82
    Laura Says:

    Sacha Baron Cohen…he wore it in character….whats this douche bag excuss.

  83. 83
    JB_Rockz Says:

    uhhh..uhhh no comment its just to disturbing and stupid

  84. 84
    BEELA Says:

    Im just not to sure about that thing he is wearing. He is attractive and doesn’t look that bad it in it. I don’t think everyone could pull that off as well as he did.

    Borat on the otherhand looked disgusting.

  85. 85
    ihatevanessa Says:

    john mayer’s HOT!
    (me so horny :P)

    the other one needs a little shaving…

    JM lookss sexy hairy there

  86. 86
    The Arab Aquarius Says:

    LOL… WOW WOW WOW…. Speechless
    http://arabaquarius.blogspot.com/

  87. 87
    blabla Says:

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! GROSS!

  88. 88
    Carly Says:

    Sacha……Mayer need have a little more class than that but I think thats asking for too much. Mayer come off like a nasty pig and (not) hot at all.

  89. 89
    required Says:

    if i were on that boat i wouldve bailed.

  90. 90
    jenny Says:

    someone help him now!!!!!!!!YUCK

  91. 91
    Angie Says:

    I wonder was there heavy drug use on the boat.

  92. 92
    lops723 Says:

    That douche would do ANYTHING for attention. Why doesn’t he just marry Britney & light his hair on fire? ***

  93. 93
    fresh Says:

    NASTY but kinda hot lol

  94. 94
    Ada Says:

    JM is going down hill so bloody fast.

  95. 95
    Wedding Peach Says:

    Oh no!! Not just a no, but a HELL NO!!

    Banana hammocks should be outlawed.
    Hairy men and thongs are an unholy alliance.

  96. 96
    amanda Says:

    yarkkhhh…what the hell..its suitable for him..perghhh!!!

  97. 97
    J Says:

    sorry, but that was gross.

  98. 98
    thanita Says:

    omg that is soooo funny!!!!

  99. 99
    jess Says:

    um. he didn’t.
    it’s a little bit hilarious.

  100. 100
    gb Says:

    why john mayer? why?

  101. 101
    Lynn Says:

    EWWWW what was he even thinking of?

  102. 102
    iren33 Says:

    WTF? I didn’t know he is crazy!

  103. 103
    iren33 Says:

    WTF? I didn’t know he is crazy!

  104. 104
    arabian girl Says:

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    growse
    hes actuly crasy no no joan pls dont do that again

  105. 105
    808 Says:

    i have no words.

  106. 106
    ( . Y . ) Says:

    woah…someone’s packin’ the heat…and his name rhymes with “blonde hair”.

  107. 107
    anonymus Says:

    Where did he even get that thing? :D

  108. 108
    Plum Says:

    Holy cow! What the hell is that?! Hope to God that thing does not become popular…Does anyone know what it’s called?

  109. 109
    Plum Says:

    Holy cow! What the hell is that?! Hope to God that thing does not become popular. Just out of morbid curiosity…Does anyone know what it’s called?

  110. 110
    alyssa Says:

    THAT AINT RIGHTTT!!!!

    - and btw john but we dont need that much of a glimpse at your package, sorry.

    I also have that magazine.. maybe he was surprised at how hot Miley is with dark hair.. or not.

  111. 111
    Tam Says:

    John Mayer it hot!

  112. 112
    WentsWorthit Says:

    I think that that is a scream….everyone needs to let their hair down and get crazy every know and then….Puritans!

  113. 113
    Cynthia Says:

    Ewwww, NEITHER!!!!!!!!

  114. 114
    Ha! Says:

    Umm, based on his sense of humor, he probably lost a bet. No one in their right mind would wear that thing seriously. HILARIOUS.

  115. 115
    operaghost Says:

    That is just so wrong! Never, never, never!

  116. 116
    black Says:

    All together now-

    —————-ATTENTIONWHORE————————————————–

  117. 117
    Kpat21 Says:

    haha … come on you can tell he is doing that as a joke…. he isnt going crazy he is just having some fun with his friends .. i think it is reall funny and not gross. .. john mayer is awesome!

  118. 118
    jylmaree Says:

    S E X Y ! ! ! ! !

  119. 119
    Jules Says:

    GROSS! Neither one is hot..

  120. 120
    Kiersten Says:

    I’m sorry there is no amount of money worth that. My eye balls have been scared for life. I may never get full use of my sight again.

  121. 121
    bl^(k0ut Says:

    LOL………….OMG………WTF IS HE THINKING THAT IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  122. 122
    cutiesexygirl Says:

    He gay with his green thong!

  123. 123
    Kris Says:

    What is with all you people? A fan on his Mayercraft cruise took the picture. It’s not like he was posing for paparazzi or anything. She posted the pics on her blog and now they are everywhere.

    He just did it to be funny for his fans. Geez. I’m glad at least he has a sense of humor.

  124. 124
    Spooky Says:

    OMG, neither eww

  125. 125
    serendipitousjmfan_Mcc_cruiser Says:

    My vote is for John and having the balls to put himself out there like that! I didn’t have the opportunity to see it while onboard but what I did see of him was fantastic! His first show was awesome and he bantered back and forth with us. His second headlining show was after days of partying hard and his guitar literally sang! I think my favorite was the outdoor afternoon show with just Robbie and David.

  126. 126
    Burgernoodle Says:

    who knew john mayer had such a sense of humor! LOVE it. confused about why he agreed to put it on and have photos snapped of him. he musta known it would be all over big bad world wide web in absolutely no time.

    http://www.burgernoodle.com

  127. 127
    Meeee Says:

    LMAO!

  128. 128
    29_29 Says:

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  129. 129
    New John mayer fan Says:

    NEW JOHN MAYER FAN HERE!!!

  130. 130
    RITH Says:

    RIDICULOUS and NASTY and DISGUSTING. Which company created that bad man thong again?! They should be sued for making people look this bad…

  131. 131
    sarah Says:

    how can you not love john mayer?

  132. 132
    Sam Says:

    Hey man, John mayer would be sexy even in a bee keeper’s suit. Go Mayer! What a nice ass. =]

  133. 133
    balltorture Says:

    NICE BULDGE!

  134. 134
    nypo Says:

    Here’s a Borat video I found! Hilarious!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zycqMf6ISpw

  135. 135
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    ..

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