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John Mayer: No Thong Song

John Mayer: No Thong Song

John Mayer lands at LAX Airport on Tuesday in Los Angeles, Calif. sans thong.

If you’ve been living under a rock, you MUST check out John doing his Borat impression with a green thong. I guarantee you that you’ll never be the same afterwards!

More pictures of John Mayer thankfully without a thong…

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# 2

This only makes his head look bigger…


# 3
chloe taylor @ 02/06/2008 at 11:08 am

1 :) hes fugly

# 4
chloe taylor @ 02/06/2008 at 11:10 am

1 :) hes fugly

# 5

He is a sick pig that’s so full of himself. Really think he is on drugs. His family should be shame of him.

# 6

So true chloe taylor he is fugly, it’s sad that he thinks he move haven and earth because he listen to the people that lie to him. The rubbish he pulls wipe away what ever talent he thinks he has. He should be hiding his face.

# 7

He makes me want to puke-hes so discusting.

# 9

I think his fans bear some of the blame for his stupid antics. They lie so much instead of telling the truth about some of the stupid things he do. He should have enough sense to not believe their lies.

I hate those knitted hippie hats. Those are for people who want to tuck in their stinky dreadlocks! Fug.

he looks like he needs a 2 hour shower. He is nasty and gross. Very dirty looking. I used to like him and think he was cute, but not any more. He turns my stomach. Take a shower John.

he is so full of himself. Hey John you are not all that. Money dosn’t give you a pass when it come to class. You are not good looking enough to get away with a sling thong. Borat can. You just look like a ******

I am embarrassed for him. He looks reDICKulous! I thought he was normal – boy was I wrong. He is just a weirdo. How is he getting girlfriends? I don’t see the attraction. Gross!

What’s wrong with him? Who wears that thong?

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downgrade loved the thong

He started out acting all innocent like he didn’t want what Hollywood had to offer but now the truth comes out. He wants the Hollywood life and nothing else. Now this is very immature and shi#y. I wish this **** go away.

I heard there was kids on board, how can he do this in front of kids.
I really hope someone from child protection look into this. Such drunking nasty behavior in front of kids. Irresponsible jerk not to mention parents if it’s true.

It was all in fun and boy did we have lots of it on the boat! We all had the opportunity to let our hair down and relaxe and enjoy the great musicians on board and meet other fans. Sorry you weren’t there to hear all the fabulous music he brought with him. Sixthman rocks in my book! Thanks John for a memorable cruise of a lifetime, can’t wait to book my cabin for next year!

Come on you guys, the guys talented.
hes probably just hung over and tired.
the thong thing, his life. your just jelous you dont have the guts to do something like that.

Nutsforjohn @ 04/28/2008 at 3:00 pm

I think he’s fu*kin’ hilarious! A GENIUS. None of you A**holes have a sense of humor! And most of you can’t speak or spell worth a s*it so it just goes to show genius loves company, and you aren’t in that company!

john...jOHN @ 08/30/2008 at 4:19 am

He is on drug for sure + Xanax medication + alcohol… he admits it in a Rolling stone’s interview two years ago.
Before he used to be clear 2006 bot alcohol, no drug, no nothing just music ( and girls as usual…) Very sad….

hahah he looked goog with black beannie, love him

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