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Jamie Bell Has Dirty Sneakers

Jamie Bell Has Dirty Sneakers

Jamie Bell walks the red carpet of his new movie Jumper in a nice suit and scarf but dirty sneakers at the Ziegfeld Theater on Monday in New York City.

Converse, send this boy a new pair of Chucks!

At the premiere, the 21-year-old British actor sang praises of his costar Hayden Christensen: “I think on a film where you travel to nine different countries, and you do so much travelling together, you’re kind of forced to get along. We had the best time, we had the most fun and got to do some pretty crazy things together. When I heard he was going to do this film, I was super excited because I think he’s the perfect choice for this character… It’s important that when you have two lead characters who befriend each other in the film that they have this tremendous energy together, and that’s something me and Hayden had for sure.”

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24 Comments

# 2

I love his dirty chucks.

# 3

he was sooo cute in billy elliot :)

# 4

Jamie Bell is just a remarkable actor! I have loved him ever since Billy Eliott! He has a wonderful career ahead of him. I hope he takes good care of himself and stays safe.

# 5

thats the way chucks have to be!!!!
dirrrty ^^

# 6
Smilehexe @ 02/12/2008 at 8:40 am

I haven’t seen “Billy Elliot”, but I saw Jamie in the “The Chumscrubber”, and he’s a fine actor indeed. Good luck to his career! :-)

# 7

i love jamie!!! he’s such a great actor and his style is just perfect. dirty chucks, perfect suit… who else would wear that outfit with so much style?

# 8

Dirty converses are in at the moment!

# 9

In fact, they’ve been in for the past 40 years!

Wooo on the converses lol.

But eurgh seeing hayden just makes me mad…why on earth did he replace Tom for!?!?!

Is Billy 15 years old?

he remember me Rupert Grint LOL!

well! NOT he, the shoes.
hahahaha

well! NOT he, his shoes
hahahaha

the_boyfriend @ 02/12/2008 at 1:29 pm

He’s so talented, one of my faves.

t4P!

Eh the dirty chucks just gave that suit some character. :) He was just keeping it casual, I thought it was okay.

purplehearts @ 02/12/2008 at 6:26 pm

luv the dirty shoes!

duh… clean chucks are lame. means youre a POSER.

Converse are meant to be worn dirty!

Converse shoes are meant to be worn DIRTY!!!! Old and dirty Converse shoes are cool

CONVERSES LOOK BEST WHEN THEY ARE DIRTY DUH!

wow, the person who wrote this article knows nothing
chucks are suppose to be worn dirty

Oh, Jamie Bell’s sneakers were only black! What a disappointment! A guy’s feet need a pair of high, white, canvas Converse All-Stars. He gets a job mowing lawns and wears them all summer long. By fall, they’re dirty, dirty, dirty. Instead of still being white, the canvas of the sneakers is brown with green grass stains. The brown and green of the canvas is in squirt-out contrast with the clean white of his tube socks. The snearkers smell of earth, vinegar, nut-like (popcorn) flavors He takes his sneakers with him to college. When classes are over in afternoon, he’s in the men’s locker room of the gym. He and his buddies (many of whom are also wearring old dirty sneakers) are changing into shorts and T-shirts to play intramural basketball, but they’re keeping their sneakers on because it’s easy to slide them through bell-bottom or boot-cut jeans. Those sneakers have been on the guys’ feet all day, though. Aroma has built up in them! But our guy has the dirtiest, smelliest sneakers in the whole effing locker room! Let’s say his sexy feet are size 15. That means his Converse All-Stars have nine lace holes going up, not eight. As he’s talking to his buddies, he gets a basketball out of his locker, sets it on the floor, and puts one of his dirty, dirty sneakers on it. Then he dribbles the ball into the gym. Guys sit on the benches where it’s easy to see the old sneakers they’re wearing. When they’re done playing basketball, they go back to the locker room. And take their sneakers off! And takes their socks off! It reminds us of how things were at our draft physical. The only likeable part was when all guys took off their socks and the rooms in Fort Hamilton smelled like a pickle factory…At this point we are sitting on the bench of the locker room aisle, trying as hard as we can not to have our prick harden in response to how delicious the stimulus is. When our guy is finished taking a shower, we tell him we have a friend in New York who has a shop that specializes in selling a lot of recycled stuff and would he like to sell those great basketball shoes for $50.00 and a pair of flip-flops to wear instead of having to go barefoot. He only says, “That’s OK, but I think I like them and want to keep them.” Later on in the library we see him again. He is reading his assignment in political science, and there are his dirty-sneakered feet, up on the table for everybody to admire and cathect. His girl friend is busy doing her calculus homeawork. Lucky she. I wonder if he’ll let her service his feet. There now, see how far short Jamie Bell’s sneaker wearing falls of a maximally homoerotic fantasy?

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