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Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.

He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)

Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”

Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.

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1,863 Responses to “Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie”

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  1. 1
    Julianne Says:

    Very funny….. Thanks JJ!

    I think Jon has a little crush on Angelina, not to mention great respect for her!

    Loving this!

  2. 2
    irene Says:

    I thought it was funny.

  3. 3
    tabitha Says:

    I’m not watching the Oscars. I wish I had seen this joke. I wonder what the reaction was to this.

  4. 4
    releka Says:

    He’s crazy about her and so am I.

  5. 5
    releka Says:

    He’s crazy about her and so am I.

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    hayley Says:

    haha that joke is gold

    first?

  7. 7
    hayley Says:

    haha that joke is gold

    first?

  8. 8
    LOVEFORFOUR Says:

    first. Thought it was hilarious.

  9. 9
    G550 Says:

    It was cute, actually. Audience gave a warm laugh. I guess writers had to get her on the show somehow. :-)

  10. 10
    LOVEFORFOUR Says:

    AJ has done interviews on his show and he’s always fawning over her.

  11. 11
    ~~&~~ Says:

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20180064,00.html

    That’ s funny,but I’m not watching

  12. 12
    tabitha Says:

    testing

  13. 13
    Alexanderina Says:

    Thanks Jared. Jon S. he is a sweetheart.

  14. 14
    oo la la Says:

    I laughed.

    OMG Colin farell looked soo good on my tv tonight!

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    babysis Says:

    it was mean but kinda funny…

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    luminere Says:

    1st or 15th… that was funny… J.S.

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    senior Says:

    Jon Stewart is a big Angelina fan. I hope he gets a good review for hosting. Thanks for the new thread jared the bigger they get the longer it takes to refresh.

  18. 18
    sus Says:

    ha ha ha ha ha thats funny

  19. 19
    Angiefan Says:

    Wait, so she wasn’t at the oscars??

  20. 20
    Holy Cuteness Says:

    I think all men have a crush on Angelina…:-P

  21. 21
    lol Says:

    it’s funny and JS is using style to let people know they rub Angie.

  22. 22
    ñññ Says:

    # 1 Julianne @ 02/24/2008 at 10:19 pm Very funny….. Thanks JJ!

    I think Jon has a little crush on Angelina, not to mention great respect for her!

    Loving this!
    _________________
    to me that was funny, and respecful.
    jon is friend of angie, I love him

  23. 23
    tampham Says:

    jon stewart is hilarious. http://tampham.blogspot.com

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    Team Lara Croft Says:

    he and angelina are friends. he said so when she was on his show. cute.

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    soopx Says:

    It seems like Jon has a small crush on Angelina.I love it when Angelina is on his show.He is always very cute with her..

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