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Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.

He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)

Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”

Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.

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Posted to: Angelina Jolie, Jon Stewart, Oscars 2008

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# 1

Very funny….. Thanks JJ!

I think Jon has a little crush on Angelina, not to mention great respect for her!

Loving this!

# 2

I thought it was funny.

# 3

I’m not watching the Oscars. I wish I had seen this joke. I wonder what the reaction was to this.

# 4

He’s crazy about her and so am I.

# 5

He’s crazy about her and so am I.

# 6

haha that joke is gold

first?

# 7

haha that joke is gold

first?

# 8
LOVEFORFOUR @ 02/24/2008 at 10:20 pm

first. Thought it was hilarious.

# 9

It was cute, actually. Audience gave a warm laugh. I guess writers had to get her on the show somehow. :-)

LOVEFORFOUR @ 02/24/2008 at 10:22 pm

AJ has done interviews on his show and he’s always fawning over her.

Alexanderina @ 02/24/2008 at 10:24 pm

Thanks Jared. Jon S. he is a sweetheart.

I laughed.

OMG Colin farell looked soo good on my tv tonight!

it was mean but kinda funny…

1st or 15th… that was funny… J.S.

Jon Stewart is a big Angelina fan. I hope he gets a good review for hosting. Thanks for the new thread jared the bigger they get the longer it takes to refresh.

ha ha ha ha ha thats funny

Wait, so she wasn’t at the oscars??

I think all men have a crush on Angelina…:-P

it’s funny and JS is using style to let people know they rub Angie.

# 1 Julianne @ 02/24/2008 at 10:19 pm Very funny….. Thanks JJ!

I think Jon has a little crush on Angelina, not to mention great respect for her!

Loving this!
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to me that was funny, and respecful.
jon is friend of angie, I love him

he and angelina are friends. he said so when she was on his show. cute.

It seems like Jon has a small crush on Angelina.I love it when Angelina is on his show.He is always very cute with her..

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