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Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.

He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)

Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”

Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.

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  • Julianne

    Very funny….. Thanks JJ!

    I think Jon has a little crush on Angelina, not to mention great respect for her!

    Loving this!

  • irene

    I thought it was funny.

  • tabitha

    I’m not watching the Oscars. I wish I had seen this joke. I wonder what the reaction was to this.

  • releka

    He’s crazy about her and so am I.

  • releka

    He’s crazy about her and so am I.

  • hayley

    haha that joke is gold

    first?

  • hayley

    haha that joke is gold

    first?

  • LOVEFORFOUR

    first. Thought it was hilarious.

  • G550

    It was cute, actually. Audience gave a warm laugh. I guess writers had to get her on the show somehow. :-)

  • LOVEFORFOUR

    AJ has done interviews on his show and he’s always fawning over her.

  • http://justjared.com ~~&~~

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20180064,00.html

    That’ s funny,but I’m not watching

  • tabitha

    testing

  • Alexanderina

    Thanks Jared. Jon S. he is a sweetheart.

  • oo la la

    I laughed.

    OMG Colin farell looked soo good on my tv tonight!

  • babysis

    it was mean but kinda funny…

  • luminere

    1st or 15th… that was funny… J.S.

  • senior

    Jon Stewart is a big Angelina fan. I hope he gets a good review for hosting. Thanks for the new thread jared the bigger they get the longer it takes to refresh.

  • sus

    ha ha ha ha ha thats funny

  • Angiefan

    Wait, so she wasn’t at the oscars??

  • http://holycuteness.blogspot.com Holy Cuteness

    I think all men have a crush on Angelina…:-P

  • lol

    it’s funny and JS is using style to let people know they rub Angie.

  • ñññ

    # 1 Julianne @ 02/24/2008 at 10:19 pm Very funny….. Thanks JJ!

    I think Jon has a little crush on Angelina, not to mention great respect for her!

    Loving this!
    _________________
    to me that was funny, and respecful.
    jon is friend of angie, I love him

  • tampham

    jon stewart is hilarious. http://tampham.blogspot.com

  • http://GPost Team Lara Croft

    he and angelina are friends. he said so when she was on his show. cute.

  • soopx

    It seems like Jon has a small crush on Angelina.I love it when Angelina is on his show.He is always very cute with her..

  • Orange Clockwork

    COULDN’T MAKE A SINGLE OSCAR POST WITHOUT BRINGING HER UP, COULD YOU?

  • lily

    LOL
    thats funny!!!!!

  • piper, with a low

    Wouldn’t it be ironic and funny if, while preparing for the telecast, Jon didn’t know that Angelina was pregnant again?

  • Ameena

    They have been friends for a long time. Wasn’t John Stewart in ” Playing By Heart”?

  • dinah
  • Julianne

    ñññ @ 02/24/2008 at 10:29 pm
    _______________________
    I thought it was done in good taste, and I would hardly think any of the other women cared that he made a joke about awarding Angelina a baby. It was done, IMO because he had earlier announced that there two pregnant ladies in the audience, and named Jessica Allba and Cate Blanchett. He didn’t name Nicole Kidman at that point, and I reminded him by talking to my television set.

    So, this was said to both acknowledge a time that is very important for Nicole Kidman, and also remind everyone watching that his good friend, Angelina is also preggers again.

    I thought he handled what could have been a sore oversight, with humor and sensitivity.

    I love him too.

  • jjoy

    Orange Clockwork @ 02/24/2008 at 10:32 pm

    b*tch, what is your problem??? are you in pain???…getting constipated???…voila….just kick your ass from this thread and lick it….to ease your burning hemmorhoids….stupid…

  • [☆F a m o u s☆]

    oh jared, smhlol..

  • CLINIQUA

    Uh, Jon’s one liner joke – doesn’t need to be a new thread – can we all go back to the last one??

  • ezekiel

    Jessica Alba is an actress ?

  • Julianne

    # 26 Orange Clockwork @ 02/24/2008 at 10:32 pm COULDN’T MAKE A SINGLE OSCAR POST WITHOUT BRINGING HER UP, COULD YOU?
    —————————–
    If you were watching the telecast, this would make all the sense in the world. Are you that bothered by the mere mention of her name, for the love of God? Get off this thread, then. There are plenty of other “Oscar related” threads tonight, yet here you are…..

  • tabitha

    There is nothing wrong with this thread IMO

  • Infamous

    oh Famous , smhlol..

    Just go to he-ll will yah.

  • gshock

    ok ah, umattend sila

  • piper, with a low

    Man,
    Am I tired of the hype for Enchanted.

    It was one of my least favorite movies of 2007.

  • Passing Through

    I just saw Marion Cotillard’s dress on Jared’s home page. She looks like a big fish. WTH was she thinking?

  • Masha

    Wow – hilarious… not! This is worth a whole post? If it had been about any other celebrity you wouldn’t have posted it.

    You guys are obsessed…

  • piper, with a low

    The song for Once won.

    Thank goodness.

  • lurker

    Uh, Jon’s one liner joke – doesn’t need to be a new thread – can we all go back to the last one??

    _____________________
    why? the joke was not bad.. or are you pissed at Jon too?

  • CLINIQUA

    Alright, nevermind. lol

  • newbie

    Jon Stewart really is a sweetie. He totally stuck up for Angie here. She was snubbed, and he gave her an award. I love him.

  • Julianne

    This thread is a great way to celebrate the Oscars that couldn’t be telecast without referring to the coming of the next Jolie-Pitt !

    It could be one of positivity, but I forgot, someone will have to bring up a certain someone and give us a ten paragraph rant, when alot of fans just don’t want to read/talk/see/think about the three year old triangle on every thread!

    There is a new baby on the way…..cause for joy!

    So who thinks it will be DDL tonight?

  • piper, with a low

    Good night, some!

    Thanks for the fun weekend.

  • MARSHA’S OBSSESS MUCH

    Masha @ 02/24/2008 at 10:51 pm

    Wow – hilarious… not! This is worth a whole post? If it had been about any other celebrity you wouldn’t have posted it.

    You guys are obsessed…

    _____

    AND SO ARE YOU MARSHA & YOUR OTHER FELLOW FANS FROM ANISTONLAND! IF FANS ARE OBSSESSED BECAUSE THEY’RE FANS BUT A HATER WHO COMES ON EVERY BRAD & ANGELINA THREAD & RANT NON-STOP, WHO IS MORE PATHETIC? MY RESPONSE….MARSHA & COMPANY!

  • hey OT

    Jon Stewart with Angelina Oct. 03

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fltIxaM2IY4

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