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Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.

He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)

Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”

Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.

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newbie @ 02/24/2008 at 10:53 pm

Jon Stewart really is a sweetie. He totally stuck up for Angie here. She was snubbed, and he gave her an award. I love him.
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Ummm…. Or maybe we go with the logical reason: she wasn’t snubbed -she just can’t act. Did that thought ever cross your mind? It certainly makes the most sense you know.

Was that suppose to be funny?

Look I love Jon – it just seemed like something we could have discussed in the old thread – not something that was threadworthy on it’s own. I like being on a picture thread and wasn’t quite ready to leave the baby bump Indy Spirit Awards thread that had lots of pics. But hey, whatevs. I think it’s cool Jon gave her an award too though – lol. ..and for those who don’t know, Angie and Jon were in ‘Playing By Heart,’ together which he always loves to mention, and talk about when she guests on his show. They have been good pals for a long time. I KNOW Jon was pissed when she didn’t get a nod.

Passing Through @ 02/24/2008 at 11:01 pm

From the previous thread…and pardon me ladies, while I kick my stalker’s ass…

# 781 bataglio @ 02/24/2008 at 10:40 pm

@ passing thru – look, you s_hit-for-brains: unlike yours, my life is not spent over-analyzing others’ posts. so no, i didn’t sit there trying to decipher your cryptic logic that used my post to bash L&S or whatever the fck you were trying to spin, you’re right about that. go shove it up said a_ss, and get the fck off my case, yes? moron… “passing thru” but having to smart off about every other post.

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Hey ya dumb fcucker…YOU were the one who attacked me, so step the fcuk down off your high horse.

The fact of the matter is – you stuck your nose in where it didn’t belong and got the door slammed on it. So don’t come back here now trying to d#ck with me, a s s h o l e. Those posts were a conversation between me and LookWhatICanDo NOT me and you, so buzz the fcuk off, dipshit.

We both know this isn’t about the US article. It’s about me outting your tired ass as a troll, SUSIE. It’s the same shite with you at least once a week. You come up with some other dumb ass name, attack me, get your head handed back to you on a plate and then try to act like I’m the one out of line. And for the record, if you try to claim it’s not you, then stop deliberately mispelling my name, ya fcuking moron.

Luella
That’s your opinion but credible critics thought it was bad she was not nominated for oscar.
She has already an oscar and 3 back to back golden globes and 2 sags. That’s quite a few good awards for someone who you say can’t act.

Passing Through @ 02/24/2008 at 11:05 pm

From the previous thread…

# 780 QQQQ @ 02/24/2008 at 10:39 pm

Speaking of movies I need to watch Under the Cherry Moon… that sh*t was funny as hell.

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Holy crap, 4Q! You made it all the way through UTCM? Damn…you’re more of a hardcore Prince fan than I am, then. I couldn’t take 10 minutes of that movie.

Ummm….Angie is an Oscar Winner who was nominated for every awards out there this year except for the Oscars. No, that’s not snubbing her at all. Yeah, that’s logical and makes SO much sense.

But hey, if you wanna live in delusional land and believe that she can’t act, whatever floats your boat, you know?

# 52 amle @ 02/24/2008 at 11:00 pm Was that suppose to be funny?
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to me was funny, I love him.
and the joke about cate blantchet also was hilarious

Passing Through @ 02/24/2008 at 11:05 pm – I LOVE the man… but i couldn’t watch Graffiti Bridge, now that was painful.

and the joke about cate blantchet also was hilarious
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what did he say?

i just wanted to address my current situation by showing you the rest of the movie by forehand.
17 babysitters my ass you freak *******. come lick my balls you damn moron.

I was referring to Luella there for my previous post. Been here for a couple of months and I’m still such a newbie. lol

get lost…

Credible critics… please…
Her performance was terrible. She would have been nominated if it was good. In some places it was so bad it was cringe-worthy.

And if she is such a fantastic actress how come she has been nominated for Worst Actress at the Razzie Awards for four straight years from 2002 to 2005?

luella = georgica @ 02/24/2008 at 11:10 pm

bored sweety?

piper, with a low @ 02/24/2008 at 10:52 pm

The song for Once won.

Thank goodness.

Good Lord I love Glen Hansard and The Frames.. The movie Once was Lovely…
Cheers Piper.. Good Night!

# 60 curious @ 02/24/2008 at 11:08 pm and the joke about cate blantchet also was hilarious
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what did he say?
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I don´t remember so much, but was funny

luella = georgica…

No not really. Are you

Actually Luella = Masha. But whatever…

# 51 Luella @ 02/24/2008 at 10:57 pm newbie @ 02/24/2008 at 10:53 pm

Jon Stewart really is a sweetie. He totally stuck up for Angie here. She was snubbed, and he gave her an award. I love him.
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Ummm…. Or maybe we go with the logical reason: she wasn’t snubbed -she just can’t act. Did that thought ever cross your mind? It certainly makes the most sense you know.

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you know b*tch – that would have been a funny snark if it was about someone who did NOT have an Oscar, 3 Golden globes, 2 SAGs, a 2008 Critic’s Choice Awards Nomination, A 2008 SAG nomination, a 2008 Golden Globe Nomination, and who has been lauded by the legendary film critic Pauline Kael as reminiscient of a young BRANDO in her talent, skill and magnetism….

…you know, the snark would have gone over better had it been about someone like Maniston, a NO-TALENT middle-aged TV sit-com HACK who creams herself when her ensemble TV sh*t-com gets nominated for a cheesy People’s Choice Award, and who most people know can’t act her way out of a well-worn paper bag.

You speaking of Angelina Jolie that way – just makes you sound like the demented vitriolic jealous homely azz’d dried up hater you are.

You aren’t fooling anyone – the bitterness, rage and envy we can smell through our computers you dumb b*tch. get a life. Go pick on the REAL wastes of space, like your idol — the anvil headed dumb whiny pathetic b*tch who looks like barry Manilow.

Leave the beautiful MOVIE STAR alone, you jealous c*nt.

Mr and Mrs Smith @ 02/24/2008 at 11:12 pm

get lost @ 02/24/2008 at 11:02 pm

Luella
That’s your opinion but credible critics thought it was bad she was not nominated for oscar.
She has already an oscar and 3 back to back golden globes and 2 sags. That’s quite a few good awards for someone who you say can’t act.
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Seriously. If the Oscar people thought she can’t act, then WHY THE HELL DID THEY GIVE HER AN OSCAR IN 2000? Like you said, I’m just sooooo happy to see people other than fans, like Richard Roper yesterday saying that Angie deserved an Oscar nom.

Jon Stewart Gives Angelina’s Pregnancy an Award at the Oscars
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20180132,00.html

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OMG Colin farell looked soo good on my tv tonight!

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i agree with you , colin farrell was the most gorgeous man on the academy awards show, i love his long hair look , god he is so hoooooooooooooot, so sexy , so yummmmmmy.

very funny indeed…and it was handled lovingly by Jon Stewart who likes and respects Angie :)

i had to ask, was it just me or was Angelina not shown in all the Oscar winnners for best supporting role? did i blink and missed it?

Passing Through @ 02/24/2008 at 11:14 pm

# 59 QQQQ @ 02/24/2008 at 11:08 pm

Passing Through @ 02/24/2008 at 11:05 pm – I LOVE the man… but i couldn’t watch Graffiti Bridge, now that was painful.

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ROTFLMAO. Yeah…that was just all kinds of unnecessary.

All this Prince talk makes me want to break out my Hits triple cd…

It was not funny and I don´t know why has a crush on Angelina, he must deserve respect of a pregnant woman. They didn´t want to assist, and understand why.

Luella @ 02/24/2008 at 11:09 pm

and razzie is so noteworthy that they nominated her???

only stupid people believe on that award and you’re as stupid as those people who held it because you believe on them…shithead

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