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Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.

He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)

Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”

Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.

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  • PINKY JP

    Good nite to all JP FANS who TRULY REPRESENT OUR LOVING AND KIND-HEARTED IDOLS…Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Alexanderina, Julianne, Jill (not the JP hater who post with the same name), Isla, JJoy, oh, angel, newbie and all others…YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

    Once again,

    Let’s learn from our idols Brad and Angelina…when did they ever make X relevant? A couple of interviews mentioning or slightly referring to her…and that was it. Brangie have moved on and lived happily ever after…why can’t we do the same?

    More importantly, their passion is not on defending themselves from the attacks from ignoramuses out there including Donald Trump…THEIR PASSION IS ON LOVING THE FAMILY THEY HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH AND IN MAKING THIS WORLD A NICER PLACE FOR EVERYONE!!!

    Sweeeet dreams :)

  • Luella

    Jill @ 02/25/2008 at 1:49 am
    FYI @ 02/25/2008 at 1:34 am

    Honey, if you’ve read my posts on Aniston and still think I’m a fan of hers, you are either dangerously deluded or severely retarded. Toss a coin.

    —-

    Apparently Anyone here who doesn’t worship Brangelina is automatically Chinnifer Maniston’s biggest fan ever. You can’t just dislike them without being either a huge supporter of Chin or severely jealous of plastic-fantastic, mother theresa reincarnated Angelina.

    I’m afraid that there is apparently is no in-between ground or the option of disliking them both.

  • jjoy

    CLINIQUA @ 02/25/2008 at 1:40 am

    yeah…i know that….but….it’s now almost 4 years and 3 or 4 babies….so why keep getting played by their ridiculous lies???….you believe you know the truth about what’s happened and what’s going on so why you keep making that b’tch X relevant by always mentioning her on every comment you posts….

    why don’t you reserve your dissing to the TRUE trolls and stop your indiscriminate harping against fans who disagrees w/ you???

    i like most of your comebacks against the TRUE trolls but it’s getting too much because you bite the heads off of anyone who disagrees w/ your posts….and that is off putting and making others uncomfortable…

  • ///

    fyi jjoy has been one posting on JustJared since 2006, along with PT, AG, cindy2, elena, and all the old-timers who made the JustJared blog what it was, a fun place to visit, with smackdowns of the trolls but no name-calling, no fighting with the other fans. now it has become such a place where just the slightest difference of opinion gets one labeled a troll.

  • IMO

    everyone has the right to pick their own battles, Cliniqua hates
    the X Jill ties up the thread shadow boxing with every troll that
    comes this way, pot calling the kettle black

  • FYI

    Jill @ 02/25/2008 at 1:49 am

    still doesn’t change the fact that you can’t stay away from her thread,and don’t act like you don’t bring her name in every single thread that you post.you need to watch your mouth before asking people to do it.

  • PINKY JP

    btw, the special mention of some JP fans are just based from the most recent comments on this thread…WE ALL KNOW WHO REPRESENT THE JOLIE PITTS VERY WELL ON THIS WEBSITE and everywhere else….JUST LIKE BRANGELINA, LET’S MAKE LOVE..NOT WAR… PEACE AND GOOD NIGHT!

  • jjoy

    CLINIQUA @ 02/25/2008 at 1:40 am

    you don’t recall my post much because i don’t post much…i lurked sometimes if i am not busy…

    also i get tired of the in-fighting on every jolie-pitt’s thread…

    3 years ago, i also did a lot of trolls’ bitchslapping…that was then when the comments were more hurtful to me as a fan of Angie’s….now these troll’s comments…nah…only sometimes it gets to me and i respond or just don’t post but lurk….

    and when i post a comment i tried not to mention the X on my comebacks bec…she’s nobody…. and she’s not even comparable or an equal to my chickie babe…

    but you….you are making her more relevant because you keep mentioning her on every comments you post…just sayin…

  • haters are fugly

    Wow why are you fans quarelling over the Fugly Maniston .. If you don’t want to see Cliniqua mentioning Maniston SKIP THE POST!!!! So easy but nooooo YOU all depend Maniston over people posting CRAP about Angelina Jolie.. I’m a FAN of Angelina Jolie I don’t mind Cliniqua posting about Maniston now and then make sense to me I bet only under cover Maniston fan and trolls don’t want to read those things about Maniston. Again SKIIIIIIIPPPPP if you don’t want to read about MANISTON!!! My opinion if you don’t like it SKIPPPPPPPPP!!!

  • naise

    another drama… .. jp fans + jp fans are fighting when this thing gonna stop

  • dianad1968

    ok, i said i was leaving a while ago, but here i am still. M&MS #189, i believe the problem started when julianne, i think that’s the poster’s name made a passive-aggressive comment on the last thread and then on this thread about Cliniqua. If she wanted to, have a discussion about the tone of her posts, instead of going about in a stealth manner. When i saw the posts, i knew the s**t was going to hit the fan when Cliniqua read them, because they were so obvious. Do i always agree with what Cliniqua says, no, but i damn well know she has the right to, and anyone who does not like what she posts, does not have to read them. When i read the horrible things that are written about the JPs everyday by posters on popsugar, x17, even huffingtonpost, i appreciate that we have posters like Cliniqua and PT, and a lot of other posters on JJ who give as good as anybody. I think its a shame that fellow fans have to be at each others throats like this. I am done, or i might get blasted too. Goodnight all.

  • dawn

    Brad is a hot fedex guy @ 02/25/2008 at 1:51 am

    ITA Brad looks hot in his Fex outfit. LOL I love his sense of humor. I am sure he makes Angelina and the kids laugh.

  • Jill

    Luella @ 02/25/2008 at 1:56 am

    I like and admire Brad and Angelina very much. I don’t worship the ground either one of them walks on. If that makes me a troll, so be it.

    I certainly don’t hate Aniston; there’s nothing there that merits hatred. She has a unique talent for shooting herself in the foot. Watching her is like watching a train wreck; you know you shouldn’t look but you can’t help it.

    ____________________________________________________

    FYI @ 02/25/2008 at 2:05 am

    I retract the accusations of delusion and retardation. If you think I bring Aniston’s name into every single thread that I post (your words), you are just plain stupid. End of discussion.

  • jas

    Hi! This is my first post. I’ve been reading for a while but never just jumped in with a comment before. I think both AJ and BP are great parents who really like being a family. I’m commenting here because at least there is a positive (mostly) site on the web. I was just reading some of the crazies on US’s website. They are scary. I think the Jon Stewart thing was a cute little nod to a friend who’s expecting a baby. At US it’s the diss heard round the world. US feeds off of AJ and BP with negative posts to build up their hits. After the yuckiness of what I read tonight I won’t be back there. Well Im going back to lurking. PS I think BP’s retro look is to cool for school.

  • Passing Through

    # 187 jjoy @ 02/25/2008 at 1:31 am

    Holy fcuk! What the hell happened here? I thought I’d check the thread before heading to bed like I do every night and it looks like a war broke out. I figured things were settling down for the night once the awards were over. I just wanted to know if Brad & Angie surfaced at any of the parties, but apparently not or else y’all would be discussing that instead of, er, other stuff…

    I don’t know what happened so I’m staying the hell out of it. I’ve had my own battles with Cliniqua and I had my stalker up my ass earlier today, too boot. I don’t need the aggro before hitting the hay.

  • jjoy

    Luella @ 02/25/2008 at 1:56 am

    bitch….we don’t need your kind here….you’re so stupid of coming here and expect to get a warm welcome…shithead!!!

  • PINKY JP

    Bella, sorry i missed your post..above is the youtube link on the jimmy kimmel video effing ben affleck which featured our Brad…Good nite for realz.

  • FYI

    Brad had his goat in that video,it was probably filmed before ISA.but he was so sexy and his voice,oh god,his voice is so sexy and seductive.

  • CLINIQUA

    oh please. LOL Yeah – good idea.

  • haters are fugly

    Maniston is Fugly there can we get over it now and move on loving the Jolie-Pitt . To the undecover Maniston fans get over it already You bash Angie we bash your fugly idol that how things work in this Universe bwhahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!!

  • CLINIQUA

    FYI @ 02/25/2008 at 2:28 am Brad had his goat in that video,it was probably filmed before ISA.but he was so sexy and his voice,oh god,his voice is so sexy and seductive.
    ____________________

    Grrrl, I heard that. I want to put that “What did you wish for?” on a sexy azz’d loop, and let it play over and over again. Man, excuse my french – but I bet he can fire angie up with just a few soft words. LMAO That voice was not to be believed.

  • haters are fugly

    with that i’m OUT bye FANS and Trolls i hope everything work :-)

  • CLINIQUA

    Okay night all – it’s been fun. Feel free to NOT diss Maniston all you want!! Peace out – til tomorrowzzzz!

    :-D

  • to 154

    # 154 malibumom alter ego @ 02/25/2008 at 12:56 am BTW, Fellinelily is wooden legs.
    Go to the previous thread and discover for yourself how she outed herself.
    ———
    Um what u sayin? I know she has dual names, no one believes shes just FL. More to her story. Tell more please. Jill dant post much, she may not no, but dual persona for FL is a fact ,tell more.

  • PINKY JP

    Fine … freedom of speech … agree to disagree …the Voltaire quote … etc, etc.

    In my opinion, there are the JP lovers and the JA haters as muc as there are JA lovers and JP haters.

    The lovers simply love and adore their idols, share in their happiness, love to read comments lovely and loving coments from other fans and and pray for their idols’, fans’ and everyone’s well-being.

    The haters hate everyone except their idols, hate everyone who says anything against their idols, hate everyone who disagrees with them, and they like to stoop down to the levels of other ignoramus haters by thinking that only they can defend their idols from harsh attacks.

    Do you believe in an eye for an eye or do you believe that love is the answer to all the ills and evil of this world?

    Are u a hater or are u lover?

    Sweet blessings to all the lovers, esp. the JP lovers. Gotta work tomorrow, sooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  • jandra

    That joke made me laugh and laugh.

  • thekookoflove1365

    #226 PINKY JP @ 02/25/2008 at 2:46 am

    Fine … freedom of speech … agree to disagree …the Voltaire quote … etc, etc.

    In my opinion, there are the JP lovers and the JA haters as muc as there are JA lovers and JP haters.

    The lovers simply love and adore their idols, share in their happiness, love to read comments lovely and loving coments from other fans and and pray for their idols’, fans’ and everyone’s well-being.

    The haters hate everyone except their idols, hate everyone who says anything against their idols, hate everyone who disagrees with them, and they like to stoop down to the levels of other ignoramus haters by thinking that only they can defend their idols from harsh attacks.

    Do you believe in an eye for an eye or do you believe that love is the answer to all the ills and evil of this world?

    Are u a hater or are u lover?

    Sweet blessings to all the lovers, esp. the JP lovers. Gotta work tomorrow, sooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
    #################
    Hi there, I am assuming that this is directed to my post? Well, if it is, i stand by that quote. Everyone here has the right to post their opinion, observation,, perception, ect, ect. Having said that, once it is posted, expect some kind of feedback-positive or negative. This blog is not a group think as you know, so we just need to agree to disagree.

    Do I believe in an eye for an eye? It all depends. Do I believe that love is the answer to all the ills and evil of this world? I would like to think so, but is it a possibility? I don’t know.

    Am I a hater or am I lover? My posts speaks for itself. The fact that you can’t tell if I am lover or a hater is prolly becuz my post is not memorable and boring. Also, I seldom post and mostly lurk
    All I’m saying is that sometimes I don’t agree with some of the post, the tone, the contents, but I do believe that everyone has the right to post unless JJ deemed the post offensive. After all, he owns the blog and the ultimate decision to allow a post is his. I am not taking sides on this debate or argument, I just simply believe in freedom of speech. I meant no disrespect, and hope fight between fans can be avoided. in the future.

  • asx

    I think his joke would have been cute without mentioning JA, CB and NK. It could be unpleasant to be mentioned like this, and NK was in a good position not to be there and have her reaction displayed… For them, their kid is the best in the world and it should be so… The roles come and go, the kids, on the other hand… I would have used her name in another way, without risking to offend other celebrities…

  • Helena

    What was the point of this thread? To garner another 300 pointless posts?

  • zoe

    i wished angie was there….she looks awesome on the red carpet along with brad. anyways, congrats again on her pregnancy. the clip was hilarious, love how angie still got ‘recognition’

  • Bump??
  • Z

    OMG, fans fighting against fans.

    The HATERS are adoring, for sure.

  • bree

    Fcuking hell….that Cliniqua chick is INTENSE!

    Cliniqua…..if you don’t settle down you’re gonna burst a major artery! Chill out woman!

    Brangelina really aren’t worth it. They don’t even know you, so don’t go getting yourself sick over them.

  • http://arabaquarius.blogspot.com/ Arab.Aquarius

    its not really offending, but its not a funny joke. he kinda sucks
    http://arabaquarius.blogspot.com/

  • Great Mom

    What great mom she is:

    http://i26.tinypic.com/s62cnd.jpg

  • indiesr

    I didnt watch the Ocars, Brad & Angie werent there, so I had no interest….whatever.

  • juju

    Bump?? @ 02/25/2008 at 5:15 am
    __________________________________

    You poor thing… Is it me or you really having a hard time accepting this pregnacy? :lol: :lol:

  • to Helena

    Helena we know you don’t like Angie,and probably even like Aniston more than her but probably you are not her fan too.and you can care less about this triangle but it is obvious that you don’t like Angie and please for the love of god don’t act or respond like you do,because there is NO thread in whole JP’s thread which JJ posted and is posting which in it you told something without insulting their fans,JJ or even telling something against Angie.there is no thread with such a comment.you don’t like her as much to even told how much you are happy that she didn’t get nominated in Oscar while I’m kinda sure you have not even seen all Oscar’s nominated performance or Angie’s.but you told you are happy she didn’t get nominated.

    bottom line-don’t you think it is weird that although you don’t like her but you bother yourself to post in her every single thread?is it the action of person who don’t like someone or even is it the action of someone who doesn’t care about someon?I think you need to re thinking about yourself and try to figure who you don’t like Angie and more important who while you don’t like her you can’t stay away from her thread.

  • he he he

    Bump?? @ 02/25/2008 at 5:15 am

    you poor little girl/boy.LOL

    you can have this dream for about 5 more months and in these months,Angie’s belly will grow along with her boobs and you will still be in denial.and then boom baby/ies will come to this world.and again you will be in denial.and then she will become spitting image of her Angie/Brad and you will still be in denial and then she will gratuate from college and you still will be in denial and life continue and you still will be in denial.LOL

  • http://yahoo Yes

    Jon has a crush on Angie. :lol: i know they r just friends.

    I kind of think its funny!

  • miranda

    Does anyone know why Angie wasn’t happy at ISA?she was happy while she was with her fans and was waving to them but when she was sitting with Brad during the show,she wasn’t looking happy at all.they were not as much lovely dovey as they used to be in their show.they hardly even touch each other.

    and I saw the video of them when they were out with Clint and his wife and while they were in doorway,Brad was talking to someone else and was not even looking at her.I don’t know where US weekly’s saw them kissing but in the video they were not even contacting with each other.

    I know couple fight and disargue with each other sometimes and it is life and they are just like other normal couple but I just want to see them kissing and being passionate with each other.

  • juju

    miranda @ 02/25/2008 at 6:53 am
    ______________________________

    You don’t give up, do you? Don’t you get tired of making a fool of yourself? Have you no sense of shame? The same crap over and over again… It’s so fu*king boring!

    Get help!

  • juju

    miranda @ 02/25/2008 at 6:53 am
    ____________________

    Here just for you
    http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/2127/70342343zm9.jpg
    enjoy! :D

  • Up-dated

    Tree of Life: The biggest post-strike film to hit Texas is Tree of Life from Waco native Terrence Malick (The Thin Red Line), which has set up shop in the small central Texas town of Smithville for a three-month shoot starring Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. If you noted the numerous casting calls across the state during the past year and half for an unnamed “Hollywood family film,” this is it. The ultraparticular (and secretive) Mr. Malick is said to still be looking for the perfect preteen boy to star in the ’50s period piece.

  • The real lou

    242 miranda @ 02/25/2008 at 6:53 am ,Oh please, stop with the “fake ass” concern!Go worry about Jen Garner and Ben Affleck that’s the couple people should be concerned with!!!! I stay away all weekend just to return to the same old troll BS. But on a happier note Angelina is PREGNANT,yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Up-dated

    miranda @ 02/25/2008 at 6:53 am

    how many pics have you seen from Independent award while they were inside?since I didn’t see alot.just afew pics and in most of them she is smiling and she is happy and the reason why you think they weren’t all that lovely there is because you didn’t get alot picture of them from inside unlike CCA and SAG where there were many picture of them inside the show.I’m sure they were as much lovely to each other as they were in other awards.

  • Missouri Fan

    GOOD MONDAY MORNING/AFTERNOON BAMPZS FANS
    LURKERS AND POSTERS!! :smile:

    Angelina Jolie @ 2008 Film Independent’s Spirit Awards

    Thank you for Loving Me – by Bon Jobi

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95Rp2A-VUQ

  • The real lou

    Damn, the Oscars were boring as HELL!!!Did anyone else notice how Angelina’s name was mentioned like 3 or 4 times,yet she wasn’t there.Also GMA is showing comericals for todays show about the Oscar parties and they have Angelina and Brad in the promo.Why?They didn’t attend any parties.People sure love to pimp this couple to get ratings don’t they?

  • Missouri Fan

    Here’s the other one

    Carribean Blue by Enya

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIu2ZJrZg_A

    Goodbye!
    Going to work

  • Orig Ruth

    miranda @ 02/25/2008 at 6:53 am

    How old are you? Are you smiling 24/7. If so you have a problem.

    Peace out.

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