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Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

Jon Stewart Jokes About Angelina Jolie

During one of his monologues, host Jon Stewart poked fun of pregnant Angelina Jolie.

He said, “Earlier, I mentioned there were two very famous quite pregnant actresses here tonight. Actually, I was incorrect. I’ve become aware that there’s a third. Jessica Alba is pregnant, Cate Blanchett is pregnant and Nicole Kidman is pregnant.” (Nic wasn’t in her seat, so they flashed a still image of her. She was there was on the merlot carpet, though.)

Continuing his joke, Jon gave out an imaginary Oscar: “The baby goes to…. (drumroll) Angelina Jolie. On my god, Angelina Jolie. I’m just stunned. It goes to Angelina Jolie. That’s terrific. Obviously Angelina couldn’t be with us tonight–it’s tough to get 17 babysitters on Oscars night. I’ll accept this baby on her behalf.”

Watch the video of Jon Stewart joking about Angelina Jolie here.

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Posted to: Angelina Jolie, Jon Stewart, Oscars 2008

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  • Lady G

    Was there a full moon last night or what?

    Glad I missed all the craziness!

  • Miranda is an azz

    What do you expect from a hater like Miranda. They are playing the concerned citizen attitude but deep inside she just another fcuking lunatic from Aniston land trying what their idol do good…the passive aggressive behaviour. Go shoot yourself in the head & spare your misery.

  • just for you

    The real lou @ 02/25/2008 at 7:21 am

    from People:

    Juno star Jennifer Garner, dining with hubby Ben Affleck at Katsuya in Brentwood, Calif. Casually dressed with no make-up and her hair in a bun, Garner looked comfortable and relaxed on the evening before the Oscars

  • Lady G

    # 242 miranda @ 02/25/2008 at 6:53 am

    =======================================

    What having a hard time coming up with something for the tabloids? tsk tsk

  • dana

    Orig Ruth @ 02/25/2008 at 7:29 am

    miranda @ 02/25/2008 at 6:53 am

    How old are you? Are you smiling 24/7. If so you have a problem.

    Peace out.

    +++++

    That’s a good one Orig Ruth. Really these hags from female first are devils incarnate.

  • Orig Ruth

    Missouri Fan @ 02/25/2008 at 7:27 am Here’s the other one

    Carribean Blue by Enya

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIu2ZJrZg_A

    ________________
    Really do love this video MF, you are very talented.

  • The real lou

    254 just for you @ 02/25/2008 at 7:31 am ,Um I think you missed my point.This “miranda” poster is judging couples by smiles.I see PLENTY of pictures of Jen A and Ben A not smiling.But do I assume they are not happy?NO!!!!! Maybe I should have made my comment more clear.The point is I watch the ISA and seen the pictures.Angelina and Brad seemed quite happy and content.Angelina smiled several times and was talking to Brad through out the program.Please, what program did miranda watch?

  • bdj

    Wow I am amazed at the fortitude of the hens. The troll(s) are truly desperate. They have gone from the pictures are photo shopped. The Hen:” I know because I worked at the local copy center as a xerox expert”;

    To Jen was relieved that there was no match up at the pre-dawn Oscar shootout. That is why she slithered off to her hotel room an hour after arriving.

    To Papa Pitts pants(which I think he wears well) and looks mighty fine in. Oh well, can’t beat up on him too much. There is still a slight chance that he will see the light and “run Brad run ” with Shiloh of ‘course back to the arms of the whiny one.

    To AJ was Upset at the ISA. Well even Laniey reported about Pitt Po*rn. So who is to believed the hens or I should say the tab intern who is hard at work. Got to make that deadline and a happy pregnancy story will not appease the hens/Jen fanatics. Too funny. Give it up hens. BP and AJ are no concern of yours. AJ was simply beautiful at the ISA. Can’t top that except for that exceptional baby bump if you tried. I will say that you are a resourceful yet with the smell of desperation bunch. Peace to all.

  • bdj

    Wow and Jen Jen has put her eggs on ice after seeing all the headlines of Momgelina expecting another beautiful child of the sexy Mr. Pitt. I tell ya, It is simply amazing the world of tabloids and Sci Fi. Makes a girl ponder the fate of the universe. Peace to all.

  • nice

    God, keep blessing and watching over the Jolie-Pitt family.

  • http://www.celebpsychic.blogspot.com celebpsychic

    Not funny

    A New Spin on Celebrity Gossip:

    http://www.celebpsychic.blogspot.com

  • bdj

    http://www.makeitrightnola.org
    Oh and while pondering the fate of the universe and batting off desperate hens, don’t forget to make a donation to the MIR project. Got to keep up the mental strength(by doing a good deed) while reading some of the silliest comments that have ever been written on a blog. Peace to all and have a great day. Thanks for all the updates Just Jared.

  • carolina

    hi guys :)
    Last night i saw the oscars, and they were boring without them.
    I saw too, Jon stewart talking about angie :).
    As for Miranda. Let´s ignore her. She´s a loser

  • jonnie

    Jon Stewart is a BAD HOST. He tried to take the attention off the worst OSCARS ever by making joke about a pregnant woman who was not even in attendance at the Oscars last night when there 3 others there.

  • bdj

    http://www.news-leader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080225/ENTERTAINMENT/802250319
    (The baby bump heard in MO, home state of Papa Pitt. Too cute)
    Another kid on way for Jolie, Pitt, source tells magazine

    If the bump on her belly is any indication, Angelina Jolie really is pregnant.

    The actress created a stir at Saturday night’s Spirit Awards when she showed up with partner Brad Pitt on her arm and a noticeably pregnant bulge.

    Jolie ignored reporters’ questions on the awards show carpet, but People magazine reported on its Web site that a source close to the couple confirmed that she and Pitt are “thrilled to be adding to their brood.”

    Pitt’s publicist, Cindy Guagenti, declined to comment. Jolie and Pitt are the parents of Maddox, 6; Pax, 4; Zahara, 3; and Shiloh, 1.

  • anustin

    malibugmom and susiechini wer here last night?missed it!big time!!!

  • black

    So not funny.

  • http://================== um 263 carolina

    # 263 carolina @ 02/25/2008 at 8:15 am hi guys
    Last night i saw the oscars, and they were boring without them.
    I saw too, Jon stewart talking about angie :).
    As for Miranda. Let´s ignore her. She´s a loser

    carolina your writing- & english has improved, how bout that- hard 4 you 2 keep up your no speak good english & name changing huh, were you miranda a minute ago ? you know you dont f o o l me- us. now deny and call me a t r o l l. ;)

  • to miranda/troll& fake fan
  • to miranda/troll& fake fan
  • rita

    lets forget the trolls, lets forget the haters, lets forget aniston

    lets talk about the Future

    about baby nº 5
    about, Mad, Shi, Pax and Zee
    and Angie and Brad

  • to miranda/troll& fake fan
  • to miranda/troll& fake fan
  • quentin carmicheal

    angelina jolie and jennifer aniston didn’t have the smackdown but the fans here are having one instead

  • to miranda/troll& fake fan
  • credit Estelle07 fr jjb

    Angie is featured in this month’s (February’s) issue of “O, the Oprah Magazine” on page 184, in which she discusses books that had a profound impact on her life… they include:

    “Angle of Repose” by Wallace Earle Stegner
    “Sun Under Wood” by Robert Hass”
    “The Ministry of Special Cases” by Nathan Englander
    “Cloud Atlas” by David Mitchell
    “What Is the What” by Dave Eggers
    “War and Peace” by Leo Tolstoy
    “Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand –(“I’m planning on working on a film of this book,” she tells Mamie Healey on page 186)

    http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0480239/board/thread/97007175

  • OMG!
  • soopx

    Blessings to the beautiful Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and childrens.Congratulations to the Jolie-Pitt’s Family,on the news of the new baby or babies.One the most beautiful gift in the world,a new life.Love you Angelina and Brad and children wishing all the family happiness and good health.Peace.

  • is this thrue?

    malibumom alter ego @ 02/25/2008 at 12:56 am

    BTW, Fellinelily is wooden legs.

    Go to the previous thread and discover for yourself how she outed herself.

  • http://================== um to 269 carolina er tm/t&ff

    # 269 to miranda/troll& fake fan or… aka carolina.

    > um thanks -carolina_ for the photos.
    Are you being a ”good not fake fan right now-?

    When will you switch to your other names and personalities?

    Fan-Troll- or Troll Fan-..either way, you live here and want Attention-poe child. bawahhha. ;)

    You know habitual photo posting doesn’t help your posing.

  • The real lou

    I just came from reading the last thread and cannot believe how dumb the trolls are!Some idiot had just posted this cra p bragging that E said Angelina and Brad was not invited to the oscars,lol.Hello people former oscar winners are always invited to attend,if they want to.Boy E can spout any garbage and certain people eat it up don’t they?

  • well # num279

    # 279 is this true? @ 02/25/2008 at 9:36 am
    Fishy. I think this person has different names IMO, very slick, Passing Through will eventually bust her, watch and see. Trolls try and get in good with the regulars first, preceded by multiple troll posts, then back to I’m a fan , this regular will back me up when called on it. They know me . Slick, slick they are. But I’ve caught on. Good luck finding out. My opinion only.Peace.

  • pop
  • Besane

    Jeez!!

    Just returned late last night from vacation without logging into JJ for more than a week and see what I have missed! Yet another BIG news! CONGRATS Jolie-Pitts!! Although we knew all along, this is wonderful and she is GLOWING, Brad forever proud (well done my friend LOL!)

    I don’t bother to check how the haters are doing but this pregnancy puts YET another nail on their coffin LOL About that stupid “showdown at the Oscars” party with a certain former sitcom star, why should these A-listers bother with that kind of silliness.

    BTW do you guys think she is carrying the baby more in front this time, more than Shiloh? I thought this was what signals a boy, and so did I when I had my son. Any scoop on the gender of the baby?

  • neil

    CLINIQUA, It is allways a pleasure to see your posts. Never stop; never change. The haters hate you because you’re a pit bull whose bite hurts. To everyone else if you don’t want to be bit then stop poking her.

  • nyc

    CLINIQUA, I love your posts. Direct to the point. WHAM bulls eye. Keep it on. Thank you JJ for the new thread.

  • krung krung

    i love Cliniqua too.

  • Orchid

    224 to 154 @ 02/25/2008 at 2:40 am # 154 malibumom alter ego @ 02/25/2008 at 12:56 am BTW, Fellinelily is wooden legs.
    Go to the previous thread and discover for yourself how she outed herself.
    ———
    Um what u sayin? I know she has dual names, no one believes shes just FL. More to her story. Tell more please. Jill dant post much, she may not no, but dual persona for FL is a fact ,tell more.
    ——-
    Isn’t FL a fan? I thought wooden legs isn’t a fan, so how can they be the same person??? I’m confused because I don’t read all posts. I just can’t keep up with them. There are so many.

  • mabuhay

    Helena @ 02/25/2008 at 4:28 am What was the point of this thread? To garner another 300 pointless posts?

    ——————
    Did you count how many were yours? With diferrent names?

  • passing through

    # 241 miranda @ 02/25/2008 at 6:53 am

    Do trolls EVER sleep?

  • ida

    tsk tsk tsk it’s his desperate way to get attention, he knows he will, people will talk about it, not him ofcourse, on angie, and the joke might lead to his stardom….. get a real joke… poor guy!

  • PINKY JP

    GOOD MORNING to all the JPlovers! It’s a new day…a new week AND A NEW JOLIE-PITT ON THE WAY!!! What an amazingly miraculous weekend for JP fans celebrating and sharing in Brangelina’s miracle!

    TO thekookoflove1365 @ 02/25/2008 at 3:54 am #226 PINKY JP @ 02/25/2008 at 2:46 am I am not taking sides on this debate or argument, I just simply believe in freedom of speech. I meant no disrespect, and hope fight between fans can be avoided in the future.
    WE ARE SOOO COOOL….and i wasn’t targeting you in my comment but anyone who can relate. I love that Voltaire quote…i have heard that before and was kind of glad to be reminded of it. NOW, everytime a JPhater or OTHERCELEBHATERS post their comments here, I will just reply or reply in my head that “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death YOUR RIGHT to say it.”-Voltaire AND I’LL ADD….I’LL DEFEND TO THE DEATH MY RIGHT TO LOVE AND HONOR BRAD AND ANGELINA – THE LOVE AMBASSADORS without hating on anyone because we can only truly love if we don’t have too much hate and anger in our hearts!!!
    LOVE AND GOD’S BLESSING TO THE JOLIE-PITTS and the JPlovers!

  • haters are fugly

    bdj @ 02/25/2008 at 7:58 am Wow and Jen Jen has put her eggs on ice after seeing all the headlines of Momgelina expecting another beautiful child of the sexy Mr. Pitt. I tell ya, It is simply amazing the world of tabloids and Sci Fi. Makes a girl ponder the fate of the universe. Peace to all.

    ====
    ah ah… you mentioned the TOXIC name the RESIDENT TROLL/FANS of the toxic name will bite your A S S hehehehhe on that note i’m outtta here LMAO!!

  • PINKY JP

    Saying a prayer for Momgelina and all pregnant women…God bless you and your babies :-)

  • PINKY JP

    Now that i’m thinking about it, I hope all the other pregnant women at the Oscars were not offended with Jon Stewart’s joke…if they’re not offended in any way, then all is well and i can move on ang get stuck on whether it is appropriate or not…

    THE FACT IS…very relevant is ANGELINA that the OSCAR night will not be complete without a mention of her name and the coming of another Jolie-Pitt.

    LOVE YOU (forever known as Academy winner) ANGELINA JOLIE!

  • PINKY JP

    (correction)….and not get stuck…

    heheheh…..planning on always not getting in the past…MOVING ON and LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER JUST LIKE THE JOLIE-PITTS!

  • knightdale

    Sorry, but what Jon said was NOT funny. He was making fun of jolie and pitt. He was not joking in a term of endearment…what he said was a slam to them.

  • PINKY JP

    (correction) … not always getting stuck …

    can i type this morning or what? LOL sowie fans, i’ll double check b4 posting. PEACE

  • ñññ

    # 297 knightdale @ 02/25/2008 at 11:32 am Sorry, but what Jon said was NOT funny. He was making fun of jolie and pitt. He was not joking in a term of endearment…what he said was a slam to them.
    ____________
    to me was so funny, jon is a great friend of angie.

  • yoco

    ETonline.com has Jon Stewart commenting On Angie joke and Extratv.com has George commenting on Angie’s baby bump.

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